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ArchiveBuy the plants you are going to kill this year
Replace National Anthem with 'Don't Cry For Me Argentina'
Who can I give this to for Christmas?
They never have to spell paleoanthropologist
The sequins in your dress match your braces
A smashed insect in my line of sight.
He has the balls for this job!
No print on the left side of the page
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
making castles in the sand traps
Make you take your drivers license photo in a bathing suit
Watching funny cat videos
All the Masters' mistresses show up
Drive down to Florida... To see the Kennedy Space Center
Post pictures of Shaq's mansions around the locker room
Mix it with lots of vinegar and the cows will have Italian dressing for their grass
have Angelina Jolie adopt the new president
I've switched from dreading the snowblower to dreading the lawnmower.
I was having a hot flash.
Let the English do all the cooking
I should have gone to the bathroom before I left the house.
George W Bush was a real dimwit.
It will help them learn to count from 2 to 13. With cable they can go higher.
People now have the option to dip Communion in "Holy Guacamole".
You left your coffee cup on the roof, again.
On Monday, losers have to post the phrase "I'm not worthy" instead of a response!
just go back to using sundials
My wife's giving birth. No my mother's sick. No I'm a fireman.
The casting agent I slept with