Come up with clever answers to various topics, as you might see trending in hashtags on Twitter. Read More
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OneUpMe.com is a community of creative thinkers who come together every day to play wordplay games. Every weekday, new topics are posted in a variety of games and players attempt to "one-up" each other in the cleverness of their responses. To get to know the site a bit more, check out the Archive to see some of the past games. Then check out the Forum to see the latest conversations.
Replace National Anthem with 'Don't Cry For Me Argentina'
Who can I give this to for Christmas?
They never have to spell paleoanthropologist
A smashed insect in my line of sight.
He has the balls for this job!
No print on the left side of the page
making castles in the sand traps
Make you take your drivers license photo in a bathing suit
Watching funny cat videos
All the Masters' mistresses show up
Post pictures of Shaq's mansions around the locker room
Mix it with lots of vinegar and the cows will have Italian dressing for their grass
have Angelina Jolie adopt the new president
I was having a hot flash.
I should have gone to the bathroom before I left the house.
You left your coffee cup on the roof, again.
On Monday, losers have to post the phrase "I'm not worthy" instead of a response!
just go back to using sundials
My wife's giving birth. No my mother's sick. No I'm a fireman.
Do we have duct tape?
The casting agent I slept with