He's like a clothes hanger...

I packed my bags and left him hanging

I slid the pants right off of him

I gave him the shirt off my back

caught him in my favorite dress

gets bent out of shape easily

I gave him the slip

I pulled something over on him

Leaves a bad impression

I've got nothing on him right now

was hung up on my wife's rack

opened a lot of doors for me

He held my weenie at the campfire

My clothes look better on him than on me

he's a closet organizer

I don't need him in my drawers

hangs around the bar.

I couldn't get him out of the hotel

got bent out of shape when I broke into that car

I stripped him and left him lying on the bed

Never wears socks or underwear

he's a closet swinger

I had no use for him after he snapped

has a lot of hang-ups

He wears a dress behind closed doors.

supports my law suit

used to get a good reception.

I had to iron a few things out before I put him up

stuck up cunt.

I never have enough of him

been hooked on the pipe since last summer

He's very well hung

he flipped out when I tugged at his leather jacket

He was left holding the bag

I pushed him aside

He hit on Joan Crawford's daughter

my tubetop won't stay on around him

can't avoid entanglements

Folded under the pressure of all my hang ups

he slipped under my blouse

Comes undone when we roast marshmallows

they really took him to the cleaners

I kept him under wraps

he's a hooker

I found him to be quite suitable

at his job, he's surrounded by suits

he's hooked on my rod

rarely seen in an ordinary t-shirt

always manages to hold things up

Still in the closet

Snapped under the weight of a heavy suit.

Spends most of his time hanging around

Straightened out long enough to get car unlocked

he'll wear anything

picked him up at the dry cleaners

held my jacket while I worked

He needed padding when I put my lingerie on him

got hooked up at the bar

he bears the weight of my overspending

I undress him every morning

He better not be wired!

really into clothes

He was there when Sister Grace hung up her habit