Analogies
Created by Jesse E
Wordplay games to foster creativity and community.
OneUpMe.com is a community of creative thinkers who come together every day to play wordplay games. Every weekday, new topics are posted in a variety of games and players attempt to "one-up" each other in the cleverness of their responses. To get to know the site a bit more, check out the Archive to see some of the past games. Then check out the Forum to see the latest conversations.
Mar15
He's like a mirror...
e.g. reflective
There were 185 posts and 2,507 votes
· Toggle Comments
- No more votes.Carrie K
I can't get him to stop streaking
Alan F and 59 peopleAngel E
Angela S
Ann I
Blanca W
Caroline F
Charly L
Chris M
Chris L
Claire N
Daniel O
Danielle L
Debra Y
Dina D
Dobie F
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack P
Jack S
Jake H
Jane B
Jill M
Joe C
Johnson S
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Karl H
Kate D
Katie P
Laurie F
Linda B
Liz B
Mark S
Martha M
Maxine R
Megan P
Mike K
Nanci T
Neal G
Nina C
Patricia R
Peggy H
Robin A
Roxanne C
Sarah Ann D
Sharon W
Ski Z
Steve J
Sue F
Susan C
Tom S
Vickie R
William B like this - No more votes.Kevin R
I had a close shave with him
Alan F and 55 peopleAngel E
Anne L
Avrom G
Brian B
Brian P
Brit Y
Caroline F
Chris M
Chris L
Chris W
Cyn S
Daniel O
Dina D
Dobie F
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Grant S
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack P
Jack S
Jane B
Jeremy H
JoAnna S
Julia M
June K
Karen F
Karl H
Kate D
Kathy R
Laurie F
Linda B
Linda S
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mark S
Martha M
Maxine R
Megan P
Melissa G
Mike K
Neal G
Nina C
Peggy H
Sarah Ann D
Ski Z
Steve J
Sue F
Thomas A
Tony O
Vicki M
Vickie R
Vincent M like this - No more votes.Jeremy H
Some mornings I just can't face him
Alan F and 53 peopleAngel E
Angela S
Ann I
Bob S
Brent S
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris L
Chris M
Cyn S
Daniel O
Danielle L
Dina D
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Faye E
Grant S
Greg O
Heidy S
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jake H
JoAnna S
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Kathy R
Kim P
Laurie F
Laurie B
Laurie W
Linda B
Linda S
Liz B
Martha M
Melissa G
Mike K
Neal G
Peggy H
Prince Y
Robin A
Robin K
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Sharon W
Sherry T
Steve J
Tom S
Vicki M
Vickie R like this-
Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Jeremy!
-
- No more votes.Peter U
had a ball at the disco
Alan F and 51 peopleAngel E
Angela S
Ann I
Anne L
Arzu U
Avrom G
Beth H
Beth A
Blanca W
Brian P
Brit Y
Carrie K
Chris M
Cyn S
Danielle L
Dave M
Debra Y
Dina D
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Faye E
Grant S
Holly Z
Jack P
Jack S
Jill M
Joe C
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Kim P
Laurie B
Liz B
Mark S
Martha M
Maxine R
Mel K
Neal G
Patricia R
Peggy H
Rae L
Robin A
Sarah Ann D
Ski Z
Sue F
Thomas A
Vicki M
Vincent M like this - No more votes.Greg O
I tried a few lines on him
Alan F and 49 peopleAngel E
Angela S
Ann I
Arzu U
Brian B
Caroline F
Charly L
Chris M
Chris L
Chris W
Claire N
Danielle L
Debra Y
Dina D
Elena N
Emily W
Faye E
Grant S
Holly Z
Jack S
Jake H
Jeff J
Jeremy H
Julia M
Julie S
Karen F
Kate D
Kathy R
Linda B
Linda S
Martha M
Megan P
Melinda S
Mott S
Neal G
Nina C
Peggy H
Robin A
Robin K
Roxanne C
Steve J
Steve K
Susan C
Thomas A
Tom S
Tony O
Vickie R
Vincent M
William B like this - No more votes.Ma L
My girlfriend kept checking him out on our date.
Alan F and 49 peopleAngel E
Angela S
Ann I
Arzu U
Avrom G
Beth H
Brent S
Brian P
Caroline F
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris L
Chris W
Daniel O
Dina D
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Faye E
Graham N
Grant S
Greg O
Heidy S
Hilary G
Jack S
Jane B
Jill M
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Karl H
Laurie B
Laurie W
Linda B
Liz B
Marillyn H
Maxine R
Melinda S
Melissa G
Mike K
Neal G
Nick P
Peggy H
Robin K
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Steve J
Thomas A
Tom S like this - No more votes.Nina C
I need to make up with him
Alan F and 47 peopleAngel E
Ann I
Brian B
Brian P
Carl N
Caroline F
Carrie K
Chris L
Daniel O
Dina D
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Faye E
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jane B
JoAnna S
Joe C
John C
Julia M
Karen F
Karen U
Kate D
Katie P
Laurie F
Laurie W
Linda B
Linda S
Liz B
Ma L
Marillyn H
Martha M
Maxine R
Neal G
Patricia R
Peggy H
Robin A
Sarah Ann D
Ski Z
Steve K
Sue F
Thomas A
Vickie R like this - No more votes.Alan F
people stop and stare at him all the time
Angel E and 46 peopleAngela S
Arzu U
Bob S
Caroline F
Chris M
Chris L
Chris M
Claire N
Cyn S
Danielle L
Debra Y
Dina D
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Grant S
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jane B
Jeff J
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Kim P
Laurie F
Laurie B
Laurie W
Linda B
Linda S
Liz B
Marillyn H
Martha M
Megan P
Mike K
Neal G
Pamela H
Peggy H
Robin K
Shane K
Sharon W
Steve J
Tom S
Tony O like this - No more votes.Mike K
when I'm on the road, he has my back
Alan F and 43 peopleAngel E
Angela S
Ann I
Arzu U
Beth A
Brian P
Caroline F
Carrie K
Chris M
Cyn S
Daniel O
Danielle L
Dobie F
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Heidy S
Hilary G
Jack S
Jake H
JoAnna S
Johnson S
Julia M
June K
Karen F
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda S
Liz B
Ma L
Mark S
Mw L
Neal G
Peggy H
Robin A
Sarah Ann D
Sharon W
Ski Z
Steve J
Sue F
Thomas A
Tony O like this - No more votes.William B
I've been avoiding him since I put on weight.
Alan F and 40 peopleAngel E
Ann B
Avrom G
Blanca W
Bob S
Brian P
Charly L
Chris M
Chris L
Daniel O
Dina D
Dobie F
Elena N
Emily W
Faye E
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jane B
Janine F
Jeremy H
Johnson S
Julie S
Karen F
Karen U
Kathy R
Katie P
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Liz B
Ma L
Mark S
Martha M
Megan P
Nanci T
Neal G
Peggy H
Ski Z
Steve J
Susan C like this - No more votes.Joe C
I can't see myself without him
Alan F and 40 peopleAngel E
Beth H
Carrie K
Chris M
Cyn S
Debra Y
Dina D
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Faye E
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jake H
Julia M
June K
Karen F
Kathy R
Katie P
Kim P
Laurie F
Linda B
Linda S
Ma L
Mark S
Martha M
Megan P
Mike K
Neal G
Nina C
Peggy H
Roxanne C
Sharon W
Ski Z
Steve J
Steve K
Susan C
Vincent M
William B like this - No more votes.Brian B
I had a three-way with him
Angel E and 38 peopleAngela S
Ann I
Anne L
Blanca W
Brent S
Brian P
Chris M
Chris W
Danielle L
David D
Dobie F
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jake H
Jeff J
Julie S
Karen F
Kathy R
Katie P
Liz B
Lynn W
Marillyn H
Mark S
Martha M
Maxine R
Melinda S
Mike K
Neal G
Peggy H
Robin K
Steve J
Thomas A
Vicki M like this - No more votes.Vincent M
He has a dark side
-
Alan F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Brutus Trimfit (Owner/Partner/retired) in Tucson, Arizonanice
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHey Vince good thinking !
-
Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaIndeed he does! Good one Vincent!
-
- No more votes.Jake H
my wife spends too much time with him
-
Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, Michiganbut, not the quality time like you do
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaLove it,Jake!
-
Claire N ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Auckland, New ZealandAnd yet you are the one tonguing him.
-
- No more votes.JoAnna S
Things got a little steamy with him
-
Caroline F ·
Top 100 Player · Associate Broker/Realtor at Tierra Antigua Realty in Tucson, Arizonavery nice JoAnna
-
Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioAlthough this post just frizzed up my hair, it was worth it... Good show, Joanna!
- No more votes.Rob H
no matter what he's shown, he gets it backwards
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWell put, Rob!
-
Dobie F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Fair Haven, New Jerseyvery nice!
- No more votes.Daniel O
the crack destroyed him
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHA!
-
Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice!
-
Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkGreat!
-
- No more votes.Thomas A
talking to him is like talking to yourself
-
Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaBut what a good conversationalist!
-
Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioNot your run-of-the-miill conversation, I hear...
- No more votes.Angel E
always in the bathroom
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaIs that where the litter box is? Love it, KK!!
-
Holly Z ·
Top 10 Elite · From Atlanta, GeorgiaLol, well it is a "he"
-
Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinlove it and your st. patty's kitty
-
- No more votes.Evan A
I make funny faces at him when we are alone
-
Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkHA
-
Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahaha, Is he tickling you?
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNice smile!!
-
- No more votes.Zoltán K
spends all of his time reflecting on the world
-
Sue F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Buffalo, New Yorksweet!
-
Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, Michiganbeautiful!
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaTotally!!!
-
- No more votes.Holly Z
I couldn't face myself if anything happens to him
-
Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaNice repost, Holly!
-
Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaEverytime I vote top down, bingo there you are with another great post. Way to go Holly!!
-
Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWoohoo Holly, You are so f%$King smart! <3
-
- No more votes.Melinda S
without him, who knows what I'd look like
-
Sue F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Buffalo, New Yorknice!
-
Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahahahaha, :D
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGreat point!
-
- No more votes.Marillyn H
Cracked under pressure
-
Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkDamn, Marillyn. Do I have to be your only comment?
-
- No more votes.Tom S
the total opposite of me
-
June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, Texas:) "Like" this.
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYes indeed, Tom!!!
-
Emily W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Brookings, South DakotaNice
-
- No more votes.Jim B
I see a lot of myself in him
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's well done, Jim
-
Jim B ·
Top 100 Player · Associate Creative Director at FORGE worldwide in Randolph, MassachusettsThanks, Dot.
-
- No more votes.Bill R
Changes face depending on who's in the room
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHe's that way, all right! Good one!
-
Sue F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Buffalo, New Yorknice!
-
Bill R ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Electrolytic Ozone Inc. (Electrical Engineer) in Manchester, New Hampshireya that two face son-of-a-bisket, oh wait that's me!
-
- No more votes.
- No more votes.Bonnie S
I avoid him but eventually makeup with him
- No more votes.John F
He mimics everything I do.
- No more votes.Donna G
I am a total mess without him.
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI can't imagine!!
-
Anne L ·
Top 100 Player · Mechanical Engineer at IDEXX Laboratories in Gorham, MaineSpinach in the teeth
-
- No more votes.Mel K
With no light in the bedroom, he couldn't perform
- No more votes.Lynn W
He had to be peeled off the ceiling last weekend
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaVery funny, Lynn!!!
-
Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaHA!
-
Dobie F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Fair Haven, New Jerseyof your room?
-
- No more votes.Claire N
works as a lighting director
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGreat, Claire!
-
Jack P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in New York, New Yorkhaha
-
Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaLove it Claire!!
-
- No more votes.June K
the second I walked away he forgot all about me
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHA!!!!
-
Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaJune, that could never happen! Your image is unforgettable!
-
- No more votes.Charly L
He ended up framed and smeared
-
Vickie R ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Developer at Gamesys in London, United Kingdomnice
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood one, Charly! :)
-
- No more votes.
- No more votes.Jill M
he's gotten me out of some tight spots
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood one!
-
Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! He was your back-up? You were backing-up? :)
-
Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaVery nice!
-
- No more votes.Heidy S
gave me the worst seven years of my life
- No more votes.Debbie F
I sneak a glance whenever I walk by
-
Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californiayou just can't help but look!
-
Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasCute!
-
Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaEspecially with a body like that! Woohoo!
-
- No more votes.Dobie F
he was angling to deceive me.
-
Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! Damn men! :)
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's a good thinker, Dobes! :)
-
Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, Californianice angle
-
- No more votes.
- No more votes.Michael O
when I drink, he gets smashed
-
Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkAll the time? Like every time you get drunk you smash a mirror?
-
Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaMichael, when my husband drank he would say " you're so drunk I can hardly see you"!
-
- No more votes.
- No more votes.Grant S
I see myself in him
-
Christina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Delivery Driver at Jimmy John's in Ypsilanti, MichiganI like it... cause i put the same one up eleven hours ago
-
- No more votes.Michael J
I don't like what I see
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYou can't mean that!! Nice post, tho, Michael!!
-
- No more votes.Sharon W
He's met his match
- No more votes.Glen M
sees me at my best and worst
- No more votes.Ronan D
Never shows you what you want to see
-
Sue F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Buffalo, New YorkThat's better!
-
Ronan D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · oxford city fc at Football Manager 2013 in Corklol thanks very much!
-
Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioTotally true!
-
- No more votes.Josie B
Always ruins my confidence before I go out
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI know! What's with that??? :)
-
Jack P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in New York, New York:/
-
- No more votes.
- No more votes.Esther H
Whatever I'm looking for, I never find it in him
-
Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWow! Hello you Hot Tomato! :)
-
Esther H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Virtual Reality & Literal Fantasy in Merritt Island, FloridaYou always make me smile, Ski!
-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaDon't worry, Esther, you're looking good!!
-
- No more votes.Christina D
i see myself in her
-
Christina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Delivery Driver at Jimmy John's in Ypsilanti, Michiganhim
-
See AllOther Topics
Voting Distribution Curve
Kate D ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Morphose Mountain Retreat in Washington, District of Columbia
Whoo hooooo!
14 months ago · 1 personGrace J · Lives in Redding, California
Great one! And the video is awesome.
14 months ago · 1 person