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Mar12
she's like a glass of tap water...
e.g. you could see right through her
There were 181 posts and 2,501 votes
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- No more votes.Carrie K
She's been through treatment several times
Alan F and 80 peopleAlden S
Angel E
Angela S
Anne L
Avrom G
Beth A
Bob S
Brent S
Brian B
Brit Y
Carl N
Caroline F
Carolyn M
Chris M
Chris H
Chris W
Christopher L
Conor D
Cyn S
Debbie F
Dina D
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Glen M
Grace J
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jacobee B
Jake H
Jane B
Jeff J
Jeremy H
Joe C
Julia M
Julie A
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Kate E
Kathy R
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laird M
Laurie F
Laurie B
Laurie W
Linda S
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mark S
Maxine R
Melissa G
Michael G
Michael V
Mike K
Natasha O
Neal G
Nina C
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Prince Y
Rae L
Rob P
Robin K
Ronan D
Roxanne C
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Sharon F
Ski Z
Steve J
Thomas A
Tom S
Tony O
Traci L like this - No more votes.Laurie F
didn't touch her the whole time we were in Mexico
Alan F and 61 peopleAngel E
Angela S
Benjamin S
Bob S
Caroline F
Carolyn M
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris W
Christopher L
Conor D
David D
Debbie F
Dina D
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Ed H
Elena N
Emily W
Glen M
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jake H
Jane B
Jeff J
Jeremy H
JoAnna S
Joe C
John C
Julie S
Karen F
Kelly S
Laurie W
Lisa R
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mark S
Maxine R
Melissa G
Michael G
Natalija G
Neal G
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peter U
Prince Y
Rae L
Rob P
Robin K
Ronan D
Shane K
Sharon W
Ski Z
Steve J
Thomas A
Tom S
Tony O
Zoltán K like this-
Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaFunny one!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHow romantic!! XOXO,Laurie!
- No more votes.Brian B
she's almost always complimentary
Alan F and 60 peopleAngel E
Ben L
Blanca W
Carl N
Caroline F
Carolyn M
Carrie K
Chris M
Christopher H
Christopher L
Conor D
Cyn S
Daniel O
Dina D
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Ed H
Elena N
Emily W
Glen M
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack P
Jack S
Jake H
Jane B
Joe C
John C
Julia M
June K
Karen F
Katie P
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laird M
Laurie F
Linda B
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mark S
Maxine R
Michael G
Michael V
Mike K
Mott S
Neal G
Nina C
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Prince Y
Rob H
Rob P
Robin A
Robin K
Ronan D
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Steve J
Tony O like this - No more votes.Neal G
it didn't take long for her to get pissed
Alan F and 59 peopleAngela S
Avrom G
Beth A
Brad R
Brent S
Brian B
Carl N
Carol F
Caroline F
Carolyn M
Carrie K
Chris H
Christopher L
Conor D
Cyn S
Daniel O
Debra Y
Dina D
Dobie F
Dot Cassidy D
Emily W
Glen M
Grant S
Heidy S
Hilary G
Jack S
Jacobee B
Jane B
Joe C
John C
Julia M
Julie S
June K
Karen U
Kathy R
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Linda S
Liz B
Mark S
Maxine R
Mel K
Michael M
Mike K
Mott S
Nina C
Peggy H
Peter U
Prince Y
Robin K
Ronan D
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Steve J
Steve K
Tom S
Tony O
Vicki M
Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Alan F
people are always questioning her purity
Alden S and 53 peopleAngel E
Angela S
Avrom G
Blanca W
Bob S
Brent S
Brian B
Brian P
Caroline F
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris H
Conor D
Daniel O
Deb K
Debbie F
Dot Cassidy D
Ed H
Elena N
Emily W
Glen M
Greg O
Heidy S
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jake H
Jane B
Joe C
John C
Julie S
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Laird M
Laurie B
Marillyn H
Melissa G
Mike K
Natalija G
Neal G
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Prince Y
Rae L
Rob P
Robin K
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Sharon W
Steve J
Tony O like this - No more votes.Greg O
She exposed me to a lot of Heavy Metal
Alan F and 51 peopleAngel E
Anne L
Arzu U
Bella N
Benjamin S
Caroline F
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris H
Chris W
Cyn S
Daniel O
Debbie F
Dina D
Dot Cassidy D
Ed H
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack P
Jack S
Jake H
Jane B
Joe C
John C
Julia M
June K
Karen F
Kelly S
Laird M
Linda B
Mary W
Maxine R
Melissa G
Natalija G
Neal G
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Prince Y
Rae L
Rob P
Robin K
Ronan D
Rosanne M
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Sharon W
Steve J
Thomas A
Tony O
Vicki M like this-
Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaExcellent!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWay to go, Greg!!!!
- No more votes.Erin R
I could tell she wasn't well.
Alan F and 50 peopleAngel E
Bob S
Brent S
Brian B
Carrie K
Chris M
Cyn S
Deb K
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Glen M
Grace J
Greg O
Holly Z
Jacobee B
Jake H
Jeff J
JoAnna S
Joe C
Julia M
Julie A
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Kathy R
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laird M
Laurie F
Laurie W
Linda B
Linda S
Lisa R
Liz B
Mark S
Natasha O
Neal G
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peter U
Rob P
Sarah Ann D
Sharon F
Sharon W
Thomas A
Tom S
Tony O like this - No more votes.Lynn W
She runs hot and cold
Angel E and 46 peopleAngela S
Brent S
Chris H
Conor D
Daniel O
David D
Deb K
Debbie F
Dina D
Dobie F
Dot Cassidy D
Emily W
Greg O
Hilary G
Jake H
Jane B
Jeremy H
Joe C
John C
Julie S
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Kathy R
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laird M
Laurie B
Laurie W
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mark S
Mary W
Melissa G
Neal G
Nina C
Pamela H
Prince Y
Rae L
Rob H
Robin A
Robin K
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Shirley B
Tom S like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWell done, Lynn!!!
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Tom S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Syracuse, New Yorkvery smart
- No more votes.Linda S
stood right beside me during the speech
Angela S and 43 peopleAvrom G
Blanca W
Bob S
Brian P
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris H
Christopher L
Conor D
Debbie F
Debra Y
Dina D
Dot Cassidy D
Emily W
Esther H
Glen M
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack P
Jack S
JoAnna S
Joe C
John C
Julie A
Julie S
June K
Kelly S
Laurie F
Linda B
Mary W
Maxine R
Michael G
Mike K
Neal G
Patricia R
Prince Y
Robin A
Robin K
Ronan D
Sarah Ann D
Sharon F
Ski Z
Tony O like this - No more votes.Holly Z
Got drunk in Mexico and started some crap with me
Alan F and 41 peopleAngela S
Anne L
Beth A
Brent S
Brit Y
Carrie K
Chris M
Conor D
Cyn S
Debra Y
Dina D
Dobie F
Ed H
Elena N
Esther H
Grace J
Jeremy H
JoAnna S
Joel M
John C
Julie A
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Kathy R
Kelly S
Laird M
Laurie F
Maxine R
Melissa G
Mike K
Natasha O
Neal G
Pamela H
Peggy H
Rob H
Robin K
Shane K
Ski Z
Steve K
Vicki M like this - No more votes.Michael G
she has no taste
Alan F and 41 peopleAlden S
Angel E
Anne L
Avrom G
Brent S
Brian B
Caroline F
Carrie K
Conor D
Cyn S
Daniel O
Debra Y
Dina D
Dobie F
Elena N
Emily W
Greg O
Holly Z
Jack S
June K
Karen U
Laird M
Laurie W
Linda B
Marillyn H
Mark S
Mike K
Natalija G
Neal G
Nina C
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Prince Y
Robin K
Ronan D
Shane K
Sharon W
Steve K
Tom S
Vicki M like this-
Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgiatrue.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaAnd that's a good thing! Good one Michael!
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaNice!
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- No more votes.Kathy R
there are ways to soften her up
Alan F and 40 peopleAlden S
Angel E
Blanca W
Brad R
Brian B
Brian P
Carl N
Carol F
Carolyn M
Carrie K
Chris H
Cyn S
Debra Y
Elena N
Emily W
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
John C
Julie A
June K
Karen F
Karen U
Katie P
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laird M
Mark S
Melissa G
Natasha O
Neal G
Nina C
Patricia R
Peggy H
Prince Y
Rae L
Robin A
Shane K
Ski Z like this - No more votes.Julia M
I gave up coke for her.
Alden S and 39 peopleAngel E
Avrom G
Brit Y
Carolyn M
Carrie K
Chris M
Conor D
Deb K
Dina D
Dobie F
Dot Cassidy D
Ed H
Emily W
Esther H
Greg O
Heidy S
Holly Z
Jack P
Jeff J
JoAnna S
John C
Karen F
Karen U
Kathy R
Kimberly R
Laird M
Marillyn H
Maxine R
Melissa G
Neal G
Nina C
Peggy H
Prince Y
Robin K
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Steve K
Vicki M
William H like this - No more votes.Jeremy H
I wouldn't touch her until she got tested
Angela S and 36 peopleBlanca W
Brent S
Carol F
Chris M
Chris H
Christopher H
Christopher L
Conor D
Cyn S
Daniel O
Debra Y
Dot Cassidy D
Emily W
Esther H
Grant S
Greg O
Heidy S
Holly Z
Jacobee B
JoAnna S
John C
Julie S
Karen F
Laurie B
Marillyn H
Mary W
Neal G
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Prince Y
Robin K
Ronan D
Rosanne M
Shane K
Sharon W like this-
Blanca W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Journeyman Apprentice in Philadelphia, Pennsylvaniaexcellent.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaYou just never know about some people!! Good one Jeremy!
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioDid you write this? Nice!
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- No more votes.Julie S
She needs a filter
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Robin K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Licensed Massage and Bodywork Therapist at Trinity Salon & Spa in Marcellus, New YorkI know lots that could use one! Great!!
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasYes, she does. Great post, Julie.
- No more votes.Liz B
I like that she's so free
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaLiz!! Her best quality!! :)
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinnice, liz ;-)
- No more votes.Ski Z
I noticed her sweating badly in the hot weather
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkHi Ski - nice analogy!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsini'm bringing up the rear tonight- ;-)
- No more votes.Sarah Ann D
Gushed over me when I tipped her at the restaurant
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Beth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Student Nurse Patient Care Tech at St. Mary's Hospital in Evansville, IndianaHa ha ha
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaAnd: hahaha
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Sarah!
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- No more votes.JoAnna S
a little rusty
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHate to say it, but just ask the toilets!! ewwww
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Ed H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Founder/Creative Director at Rumble Strip Graphics in Yarmouth, MaineI hate it when that happens
- No more votes.Maxine R
I haven't seen her since she hit the bottle
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaVery clever Maxine!!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaAwe, Max, she won't hurt you!! :) Great post, girl!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaThanks guys:-)
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Gets drunk almost every night
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Beth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Student Nurse Patient Care Tech at St. Mary's Hospital in Evansville, IndianaAnd most days! The lush.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaIt starts in the morning around here...
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I used to chase her at the bar
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaExcellent!
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioI got this advice recently. Good stuff!
- No more votes.Robert H
I get her to water my plants.
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 20, 2011She's so nice.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood one, Robert!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Robert!
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I hear she got clean in some government program
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNIce one, Laird!
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisLovely.
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after lunch, I saw she'd left a ring on the table
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOh LInda! That's thinking!!! Good for you.
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaHi Linda, you should have used a coaster:-)
- No more votes.Elizabeth A
you dont want to know where she's been
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Prince Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Project Executive at M-BIZ Global in London, United KingdomGood one Elizabeth
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaSooo true Elizabeth! Good one!
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkI know, and I still don't want to know.
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I can't trust her like I used to
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaYou are so strong Robin, I don't know how you do it, but if you ever need a shoulder......well I'm here for you! :-)
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Robin K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Licensed Massage and Bodywork Therapist at Trinity Salon & Spa in Marcellus, New YorkStrong, but also sensitive and having a shoulder is aleays comforting to fall back on :-)
- No more votes.Dot Cassidy D
she filled me full of lead
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkDot! Don't kick the bucket on me!
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Christopher H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Online Mentor Teacher at racine unified in Racine, WisconsinNow, THAT'S Clever!
- No more votes.Pamela H
My son screams for her when he's in bed.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaReally, you'd think he never had her before!! Haha, good one Pamela!!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHope he's not an adult!!
- No more votes.Patricia R
She doesn't sparkle
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Patricia!!
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She spouted off in the kitchen
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Brent S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Paris, TennesseeMouthy
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice, Debra
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioTsk Tsk Pretty bold of her, knowing how easily she can be dumped...
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she been through a lot of twists and turns
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaHa!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, nice one Sylvia!!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaLove that, Sylvia!
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Her strange odor made me avoid her
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaJust can't get her past your nose, can you? Haha, good one Emily!
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Emily W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Brookings, South DakotaLOL Shane. Did I see you were in Rochester? Man I really miss NY!
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I got her away from the streets and off the pipe
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's terrific, Jeff!
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioPerfect!
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- No more votes.Mary W
good enough for me.
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Hilary G ·
Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, Californiasimple...subtle....and love it!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaMe too, Mary! I'll take my chances!!! :) Nice to see you,
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totally hot after she's been running a while
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Melissa G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Medical Editor & Copywriter at Freelance in Hampton, New HampshireRunning does a body good. :)
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Conor D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · King Of Canada at Canada in CorkLovely!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaVery nice Jim!!
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- No more votes.Natasha O
I get annoyed having to wait for her at dinner
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaMe too!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaMe too. I am usually thirsty when we get to a restaurant and I always ask for it right away...
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaPatience!
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- No more votes.Rob H
she runs hot and cold, so I had her iced
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaHa!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaRob takes no prisoners!!
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- No more votes.Daniel O
she used to be such a drip
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Dobie F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Fair Haven, New JerseyThought about that one too. Sure hope it's doing better than the one I went with instead haha!
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Daniel O ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Interactive Digital - VUI Cloud from Dublin, Irelandmy first got 2 votes in two hours, so not too hard to beat :)
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what you see is what you get
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinyour best flip wilson imitation?
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice, Christopher
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Christopher!
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- No more votes.Joseph H
If you rub her the right way, she sqeaks.
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Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Systems Administrator at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New Yorkahh yeahhhh
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWoohoo!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsin
i forgot to comment on your terrific post, carrie :-)
14 months ago · 2 peopleCarrie K ·
Top 100 Player · Scheduling & Events Manager at University of California, San Diego in San Diego, California
Wow thanks for the votes and all the nice comments! You made my day :0)
14 months ago