He's like a computer...

He lost his memory after the crash

he froze when I left all the windows open

I'm just playing games with him.

He is not always pc

These days, I've got him in the palm of my hand

there was a fatal error during his operation

Always crashes at my place

I need a backup plan for him

froze up when I tried to turn him on

I go surfing with him

It took decades for him to finally get a gig

We have a long history I'd like to erase

just goes to sleep every time I ignore him

I clicked with him immediately

you should see all the crap he has in storage

I've met some wonderful friends through him

He has performance issues

Constantly reminding me to keep him updated

even just one drink has a disastrous effect on him

caught a virus when I opened a window

There's a system to how he operates

Needs a swift boot in the morning

he has cookies

he was huge when we were kids

without protection he'll probably give you a virus

I installed new windows for him

slowed down in his old age

he went down on me and I was beside myself

I heard he was terminal

he slipped a disc

I put in an application to work with him

Never seems to run out of cache

we Excel together

I spend more time with him than with my family

i always have to back him up

hangs up on me whenever I bring up those photos

he doesn't have a single bit of common sense

needs to have Windows open to function.

they gave him the boot for slowing down

I have him programmed

He's holding all my mail

at the end of the day, I'm going to shut him down

He had a hard drive and eventually crashed

usually up for a byte

he got loaded with the rest of the office

needs to be closely monitored

I could stay up all night staring at him

I try to limit the time my kids spend with him

Seems to be getting slower with age

I got wrapped up in his Web

My kids don't remember life without him

Always catching a virus

right now honestly I can't take my eyes off of him

I turned him on with one push of my finger

we met later in life

very depressing to be around when he turns blue

He is a network host

hibernates when he's not at work