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She's like camomile tea...
e.g. never woke me up
- No more votes.Zoltán K
gets drunk to relieve stress
Alden S and 56 peopleAnn I
Avrom G
Brian B
Brian P
Carrie K
Chris M
Daniel O
Dave M
Deb K
Debra Y
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Grant S
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack P
Jack S
Jake H
Jeremy H
JoAnna S
Joel M
John C
Julie S
Julie S
Karen U
Karl H
Kelly S
Kim P
Laurie W
Linda B
Linda S
Marc K
Maxine R
Melissa G
Michael G
Mike K
Mott S
Natasha O
Neal G
Nina C
P.F. B
Patricia R
Peggy H
Prince Y
Rare S
Rob H
Robin K
Roxanne C
Sarah Ann D
Sarah D
Shane K
Sharon W
Steve J
Sue F like this - No more votes.Mark S
A real knockout in bed
Alden S and 43 peopleAngela S
Ann I
Brit Y
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris H
Chris W
Daniel O
Debra Y
Donna G
Elena N
Greg O
Hilary G
Jack P
Jack S
Jake H
John C
Johnson S
Karen U
Karl H
Kathy R
Katie P
Kelly S
Laurie F
Laurie B
Laurie W
Linda B
Linda R
Lynn W
Marillyn H
Maxine R
Michael G
Natasha O
Neal G
Patricia R
Prince Y
Robin K
Roxanne C
Shane K
Ski Z
Sofia P
Steve J
Sue F like this - No more votes.Brian B
not exactly the delicate flower she used to be
Angela S and 42 peopleAnn I
Anne L
Blanca W
Brian P
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris H
Chris W
Dave M
Debra Y
Emily W
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack P
Jacobee B
Jake H
Joel M
John C
Julie S
June K
Katie P
Kelly S
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda R
Maxine R
Michael G
Michael M
Michael V
Michele L
Natasha O
Neal G
Patricia R
Robin A
Robin K
Roxanne C
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Sofia P
Steve J
Sue F like this - No more votes.Alden S
I only get to sleep with her when she's drunk
Ann I and 42 peopleBeth A
Bob S
Carrie K
Chris H
Daniel O
Dave M
Debra Y
Elena N
Emily W
Esther H
Greg O
Heidy S
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jacobee B
Jake H
Joel M
John C
Julie S
Karen U
Karl H
Kathy R
Kelly S
Laurie W
Linda S
Maxine R
Megan P
Mel K
Neal G
P.F. B
Patricia R
Peggy H
Prince Y
Rob H
Robin K
Roxanne C
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Sharon W
Sofia P
Sue F like this - No more votes.Kathy R
she gets on my nerves
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaI love it.
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkREAVES...thanks for voting for my late post.
- No more votes.Liz B
she knocked me out
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHaha, Where' is she at Liz, I'll kick her butt :)
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice, Liz!
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkI agree with Laura, Liz!
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- No more votes.Mott S
I picked up her tab, getting her out of hot water
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaSo kind of you, Mott, and generous!
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, Californianice !!
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaClassic Mott post.
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- No more votes.Elizabeth A
known for being easy on the eyes
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkEyes tea? (Sorry.)
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Elizabeth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Centennial, Coloradocute Neal :-)
- No more votes.Sofia P
I like her with no strings attached.
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, Arizonaand loose?
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaLook at you getting the hang of this wonderful addictive game. You go girl! :)
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Mark K · Works at Charles River Dental Associates in Boston, Massachusetts
Awesome!
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- No more votes.Maxine R
kept her health benefits when she left her field
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioWow. I'm impressed.
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaThanks so much all you sweet people. These warm comments really brightened up an otherwise gloomy day. My internet connectivity was mainly out all day and I have spent the better part of the past 6 hours with the various 'Peggys' - what a small nightmare:)I did manage however, to sneak in a few votes...See more
- No more votes.Donna G
when I'm around her, it's a big snoozefest.
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaLOL
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, Michigansnoozefest is a funny word
- No more votes.Shane K
Good in bed.
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkHey Shane! Nice one!
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasI KNEW it! What with all the joking we do about this post...LOLOLOL, Shane. It really WORKS, this time. Finally !!
- No more votes.Laurie F
she helped me get rid of all my shit
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Carrie K ·
Top 100 Player · Scheduling & Events Manager at University of California, San Diego in San Diego, CaliforniaHa Laurie!
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkHa!
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Mike K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Krambeck Photography (Photographer) in Louisville, NebraskaFunny!
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- No more votes.Ski Z
She gives me pleasure
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaI hope so
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaAlrighty
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganI wish you pleasure always, dear Ski!
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- No more votes.Jake H
I enjoyed her camel toe much more
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Realtor Associate at Weichert Realtors in Manalapan, New Jerseyyou gotta love a camel toe
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P.F. B ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Voice Actor at large in Seffner, FloridaGives a whole new meaning to "Tea and A."
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Debra Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sr. PR Executive & Social Media Manager at Schubert Communications in Malvern, PennsylvaniaWeirdo.
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- No more votes.Fabrizio V
my school nurse thought she could heal everything
John C and 2 peopleLaurie F
Prince Y like this-
Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsingreat post
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Fabrizio V ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Lima, Peruthnx
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- No more votes.Joe L
Sometimes with a hot Toddy.
Beth A and 2 peopleJohn C
Mary W like this-
Beth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Student Nurse Patient Care Tech at St. Mary's Hospital in Evansville, IndianaSkip the tea. Just the hot Toddy.
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Joe L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · PI Analyst at NYU Langone Medical Center in Jersey City, New JerseyI would have said "hot totty" but that would just be wrong.
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Mike K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Krambeck Photography (Photographer) in Louisville, Nebraska
This is great! Congrats!
14 months ago · 1 personZoltán K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Koelner Hungária Kft in Dunaharaszti
Thanks for all the kind words, Everyone! :)
14 months ago