She's like diet soda...

Since I met her, people are seeing less of me

there was nothing to gain with her

thanks to her, I saw a shrink

she won't give me any sugar

her makeup is a little scary

she got me off coke

my buds tell me she's unreal

I could tell she was faking it.

She gets drunk when I'm picking up the Tab

her taste is questionable

she brings pretty much nothing to the table

I think she may be slowly poisoning me

She'll never replace my first Crush

She picks me up every morning, before work

I was at a loss with her

she left a bad taste in my mouth

I'd hate to see her get mixed up with alcohol

a total zero

I saw her with the biggest loser

Sticking with her made me a loser

Looks the same, but something is missing inside

helps me keep a low profile

People turn to her when they're losing it

Every time I'm with her she ends up pissed

I don't think I can lose with her.

known for her bad taste

She's my sweet nothing

she didn't satisfy me when she went down

so fake she left a bad taste in my mouth

No substitue for my sweetie

she ain't nothing like the real thing

She made me less of a woman

full of crap

Got rid of the big ass following me

she couldn't be any sweeter

my mom always kept close Tabs on her

Eases my guilt when I go to McDonalds

Pretended to be sweet on me

bad to the bone.

I splenda lot of time with her

Bubbly but her sweetness is fake.

After she was canned, we questioned her taste

I try to pretend she satisfies me

I don't like the stuff she's made of

I had some lean times with her

she's only here until the real thing comes along

has a sweet nature but is chemically dependent

She has a great can

a big zero

Her six pack keeps me motivated

She can't fool me with her sweetness

I noticed her inverted nipple at McDonald's.

Not as healthy as people think she is

I didn't want to, but I gave her a place to chill

bringing her home was my mistake

Got me to lighten up on my drinking

I don't like to think about what they put in her

Her huge cups were filled with nothing natural.

She was pleasant to me, I didn't know she's a fake

you'll always have to pick up the tab with her

chemically altered since the 60's

she implies I'm overweight

took a spill in the parking lot

I wanted her til I realized she was really flat

Watching football game with her is embarrassing.

She makes my heart race.

never agrees with me