She's like a coffin...

something inside of her died

I nailed her after my wife died

She's the last thing you need

Her situation was grave

I think she needs a stiff one

always getting carried away

she hasn't got a life

If I don't sleep with her, I'll be fired for sure

people are always putting her down

She got loaded in the hearse after the funeral

Raised by friends of the family

She'll take almost any body

she's never going to get out of the hole

If I ever get caught with her it'll be my funeral

I don't want to get involved in one of her plots

I'm not into her, I have a life

she'll be at my service someday

She got picked up by six different guys

At the very end, she got cold feet

everyone gives her grief

I'll never leave her

She has no soul inside of her

I recently got the dirt on her

If I find you inside of her, you're dead.

I picked her up at a funeral

I can't stand the thought of her holding me

She's a huge undertaking

I wish I cadaver

she wasn't entirely open with my Mother

I'll spend time with her over my dead body.

I don't want her opening up to me

open to guys wearing makeup

Down to earth

She's just to die for

I'd have to be brain dead to be with her

relies on others to carry her weight

Will only get laid once

Her falling-out with Grandma was appalling

Nobody saw her after the funeral

Only has room for one man in her life

finally got put in her place

I cried when I saw my husband in her

she's in a grave condition

I'm putting off sleeping with her as long as I can

I prefer not to sink down to her level

She never rides up front.

I went out with her

She helped me go out in style

came unhinged before the funeral

She showed me the silver lining

She gave me closure

somebody's got to fill her in.

she can really haul ass

She gets carried away in sorrow