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Feb23
He's like a pop-up ad...
e.g. in your face.
There were 197 posts and 1,982 votes
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- No more votes.Maxine R
Fortunately, he's just a block away
Alden S and 58 peopleAlison M
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Vincent M like this - No more votes.Matt B
I met him when I was surfing
Alan F and 53 peopleAlden S
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Vincent M like this - No more votes.Chris M
he told me that I was a winner
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Vincent M like this-
Ed H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Founder/Creative Director at Rumble Strip Graphics in Yarmouth, Maineugh, I hate that. I should have 200 iPods by now.
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaWith post like this you will be.
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got in through a window
Adam M and 48 peopleAlden S
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Vikki P like this-
Rae L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at self employed in Portland, MaineExcellent, Peter! Winner!
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Beth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Student Nurse Patient Care Tech at St. Mary's Hospital in Evansville, IndianaI thought I locked that window... Dang!
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioI love your window post so much. Much more than mine :)
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We're always on the same page
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Vincent M like this - No more votes.Jake H
I think he gave me a virus
Alan F and 45 peopleAlden S
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Greg O
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Laird M
Linda S
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Traci L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in San Clemente, Californiait's going around
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaVery nice Jake!
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Robin K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Licensed Massage and Bodywork Therapist at Trinity Salon & Spa in Marcellus, New YorkGod I hope not! So good :-)
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He was trying to get me to hit on him
Alan F and 44 peopleAlison M
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Tom S like this - No more votes.Nikolina ?
I want to hit his ex
Alan F and 43 peopleAlden S
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Daniel O
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Emma B
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Katie P
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Prince Y
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Tony O like this-
Alison M ·
Top 100 Player · Chief Household Officer at Miller Enterprises in Dallas, TexasI don't blame you, she sounds like a bitch.
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, SerbiaAW thanks guys :***
- No more votes.Christopher L
He flashed me his junk
Alden S and 41 peopleAlison M
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Vincent M like this - No more votes.Julia M
He's always on the computer.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Julia!
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkUh-oh! You're already breathing down my neck! :)
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Elena N ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaYes he is! Great, Julia!
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takes me places I don't want to go
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Mark S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · President at Mark Sublette Medicine Man Gallery in Tucson, Arizonalike this one
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, Michiganvery nice
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaExactly!! Good one Katie!
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Always dropping in unexpectedly
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Marilyn!
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I paid someone to get rid of him
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Traci L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in San Clemente, Californiawell worth the money.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Daniel!
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Daniel O ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Interactive Digital - VUI Cloud from Dublin, Irelandthanks Shane. thanks Traci!
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sometimes he's so bad I just shut down completely
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganNice!!
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Julie A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, ArkansasThat is terribly sad, Adam. I kinda know what you mean, though. There was this one time I was dating this guy and he was so bad. I mean, really bad. Really I had two options - kill him or just shut down completely. I won't say here which one I chose.
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Adam M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Moseley, VirginiaNo need. We all know how you roll.
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he picks up a tab every once in a while.
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioNoice! I tried a tab post. ...aaahnnd failed. Then I tried to find TAB with Lemon but id doesn't exist. So you'll have to settle for "Fab, MV!"
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Michael V ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in San Diego, CaliforniaWhy thank you, Angela! Too bad you couldn't order a Pepsi Free instead, a la Marty McFly.
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, Ohio*it (I'm a stickler...what can you say?)
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I didn't see him there until I closed the window
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaFreaky!!
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Brian P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonI hate that.
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioI will now have nightmares Anne...
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He's always trying to save me money
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaDon't buy it!! Hi Saul, long time no see!!
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Saul R ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Visual Chutzpah (Owner) in Bensalem, PennsylvaniaHi Shane - found myself bored and awake at 7am - what can I say…
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Megan P ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · self employed at Artist in Bend, Oregon
good one!
14 months ago · 2 peopleShane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, Pennsylvania
So clever Maxine!!
14 months ago · 1 personElena N ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chandler, Arizona
Nice!
14 months ago · 1 person