She's like alcohol...

I'm taking steps to avoid her

She's behind bars

I've spent many happy hours with her

She got mixed up with coke

The last thing I remember is taking off her top

I take her with a grain of salt

I abandoned her during the pregnancy

I won't be surprised if she's drunk at my wedding.

She's always straight up with me

I don't have much tolerance for her.

I like her better in glasses

I regret shooting her

she has all the proof she needs

She drove me to rehab

She got canned at the brewery

I shot her down

gets picked up at bars when she is drunk

I can't seem to walk the line with her

our relationship is on the rocks

never danced without her

I've got a problem with her

she was shaken when she hit the ice

she's the toast of the town

she makes all the other girls look hot.

I enjoy raising her spirits

she was into me on karaoke night

she makes my head spin

Not very attractive first thing in the morning

I'm a little too young for her

has plenty of proof to bring me down

She supports taking the fifth

She leveled me with a potent punch

She encouraged me to dance on the table

She's a little stiff

I turn to her whenever my spirits are low

brings up food a lot.

I love to cook with her

She ruined my marriage

gives me a headache

She has a way of sneaking up on you

Grandpa loves her still.

After years of abuse, she put me on the street.

need her to loosen up

I got fired after I was caught doing her at work

mixed well at parties

I've had a few forgettable nights with her

She's aged very gracefully

She's often abused

Has brought so many men to their knees.

There's a limit on how much of her I can take

gets me to say things I wouldn't normally say

she got SERVED

I can only handle her in small doses.

I get a kick out of her

cleans up around the hospital

looks good even in a paperbag

She's a good shot

I shouldn't have taken her for a drive