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Feb20
He's like a stock broker...
e.g. always wanted to get high
There were 177 posts and 2,319 votes
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- No more votes.Sean C
he does my bidding
Angel E and 63 peopleBeth H
Brad M
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Prince Y
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Vincent M like this - No more votes.Victor R
He helped me gain a few pounds
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Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Carla M
I told him facebook's great but he's not buying it
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Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Elizabeth A
Took me to the market and then the cleaners
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Linda B
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William B like this - No more votes.Marc K
He appreciates my company.
Alden S and 47 peopleAlex R
Alison M
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Tina T like this - No more votes.Katie P
he never gives me any credit
Alden S and 44 peopleAlex R
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Vincent M like this - No more votes.Traci L
He's been phoning it in for years
Alison M and 40 peopleAngel E
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Susan C like this - No more votes.JoAnna S
traded in his day job
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Cyn S ·
Top 100 Player · Works at There's No Place Like Home in Orlando, Floridaat the coffee shop?
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Realtor Associate at Weichert Realtors in Manalapan, New Jerseymy first idea was "traded in his underwear" for those many brokers who now work at home... but it was a stretch!
- No more votes.Steve J
He was there for me when the chips were down
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Alan F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Brutus Trimfit (Owner/Partner/retired) in Tucson, Arizonais that french fries or good old English chips? well done Steve
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaGreat, Steve!
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Sue F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Buffalo, New YorkChocolate chips? Happy Anniversary!
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- No more votes.Christopher L
He's well endowed
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahaha, nice! :D
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- No more votes.Thomas A
famous for getting his clients loaded
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Carrie K ·
Top 100 Player · Scheduling & Events Manager at University of California, San Diego in San Diego, California:0)
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaHa!
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Gering, NebraskaThis isn't he's like a bartender! Nice one!
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- No more votes.Matthew B
keeps a close eye on his ticker
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Debra Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sr. Communications Specialist at Exelon in Malvern, PennsylvaniaVery good, Matthew!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHello Matthew, nice post :)
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Mark S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · President at Mark Sublette Medicine Man Gallery in Tucson, Arizonayes this is good
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- No more votes.Ann I
showed no appreciation for my assets
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaI see the skill Ann. Happy Anniversary and a couple days :)
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Peter U ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Makanda, Illinoiswell done
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Carrie K ·
Top 100 Player · Scheduling & Events Manager at University of California, San Diego in San Diego, California:0)
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- No more votes.Jack S
he took me on a roller coaster ride
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Sharon F ·
Top 100 Player · Works at University of Illinois at Chicago in Chicago, Illinoisdefinitely not the tunnel of love
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Jack S ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Self employed from Rowayton, ConnecticutThat's for sure or the log flume!
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Sue F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Buffalo, New YorkWhat a ride!
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- No more votes.Brent S
he won't consider my two cents
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Carrie K ·
Top 100 Player · Scheduling & Events Manager at University of California, San Diego in San Diego, California:0)
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Emily W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Brookings, South DakotaDitto!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinnice post, brent!
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- No more votes.Anne M
I told him I preferred gold
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, Oklahomame too
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Greg O ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Austin, Texasany investment that stayed flat for 200 years and did not pay interest or dividends....makes me nervous. :)
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaYahoo, always looks good on a woman. :)
Woohoo Anne....Happy Anniversary!
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- No more votes.Sharon F
I really suffered after a crash with him
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWoohoo Sharon! Happy Anniversary!
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Carrie K ·
Top 100 Player · Scheduling & Events Manager at University of California, San Diego in San Diego, California:0( the crash. :0) the post.
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Gering, NebraskaHope it was a speedy recovery!
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- No more votes.Joseph H
the depression made him want to kill himself.
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Anne A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Gallerina at Good Girl Art Gallery in Springfield, MissouriVery nice.
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Joseph H ·
Loves Drinking · Works at A Button Factory in Houston, TexasSad bastards unite.
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Julie A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, ArkansasPoor guy.
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- No more votes.Kimberly R
He's marginal at best
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinthat he is, happy anniversary kimberly!!!
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaYou too Laurie. :)
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHello you!
A very Happy Anniversary Kimberly
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- No more votes.Natasha O
I don't understand what he's yelling about.
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasI don't either!! The guy needs a chill pill.
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNo idea.
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHaha, so true and all the hand waving :)
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- No more votes.Brian P
tried to convince me I was trading up
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahaha Brian :D
Happy Anniversary! Wait I feel like I said this before to you? :) -
Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsingreat stuff, brian-happy anniversary ;-)
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Rob H ·
Top 100 Player · Quality Enhancement Admin. at Marion-Dillon County Board of Disabilities & Special Needs in Latta, South CarolinaNice!
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- No more votes.Kelly S
Lost it when the chips were down
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Kate D ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Morphose Mountain Retreat in Washington, District of ColumbiaNice, Kelly (and cute cake!)
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Hilary G ·
Top 100 Player · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaHappy Anniversary!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaGotcha! Woohoo Kelly
Happy Anniversary!
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- No more votes.Jeremy H
Fooled me with all his talk of futures.
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasLooks like you and I are in the land of the repost today:)
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Jeremy H ·
Top 100 Player · Works at ABC's The Neighbors in Mar Vista, CaliforniaRough out there :)
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Julie A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, ArkansasWell done, boy.
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- No more votes.Laurie B
I took his advise, then paid the price
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Gering, NebraskaPoet. Know it?
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinhey there, miss sunshine! happy anniversary, laurie
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasLAB...love it, and love you being part of this game!! Happiest Anniversary.
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- No more votes.Ski Z
He promised me riches, but that's speculation
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaHappy anniversary baby, got you on my mind.
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Rob H ·
Top 100 Player · Quality Enhancement Admin. at Marion-Dillon County Board of Disabilities & Special Needs in Latta, South CarolinaVery nice!
- No more votes.Bang B
Kinky! He's always askin if I was into "bonds"
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaHa ha
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Gering, Nebraskanaughty!
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- No more votes.Chris M
he stays out of my private business
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinalrighty then-happy anniversary, chris :-)
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasHappy Anniversary !! :) So happy you joined us...you've added so much fun to our lives.
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- No more votes.Charlene A
I hear he has a large dividend
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWoohoo Charlene, must introduce me to him.
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyDon't I wish, LOL, and thanks, one year? My life is flashing before my eyes!
- No more votes.Julie S
at his market you don't grab the melons
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahaha I had too :P
Happy Anniversary Julie! -
Julie S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her cribthanks ski -back atya my big day is tomorrow when I came to the darkside -hey I'm on "crack"book if you ever want to chat mizz oreo giver ;)
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Cyn S ·
Top 100 Player · Works at There's No Place Like Home in Orlando, Florida
at your mercy!
15 months agoSean C ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, California
Why hello ladies.
15 months ago