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Feb16
He's like a toupee...
e.g. never fooled anyone.
There were 204 posts and 2,977 votes
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- No more votes.Brad R
covered my losses
Ajit D and 58 peopleAlden S
Ann I
Anne L
Beth H
Beth A
Brent S
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Carla M
Chris M
Chris M
Daniel O
Dave M
David R
Debra Y
Dobie F
Donna G
Elena N
Elizabeth A
Emily W
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jake H
Jeff C
Jennifer B
Jill T
Jim B
Joe C
Johnson S
June K
Karen U
Kathy R
Katie P
Kelly S
Kirsten B
Laird M
Larry R
Laurie F
Linda B
Linda S
Marc K
Mark H
Martha M
Maxine R
Megan P
Melissa G
Pamela H
Patricia R
Prince Y
Shane K
Sharon F
Sharon H
Sharon W
Ski Z
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Sue F
Thomas A
Vincent M like this - No more votes.Steve J
He brought me comfort in my time of loss
Alan F and 50 peopleAnn I
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Brian P
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Caroline F
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Chris M
Daniel O
Danielle L
Dobie F
Donna G
Elena N
Elizabeth A
Emily W
Francine L
Grant S
Heidy S
Jack S
Jeff C
Jill T
JoAnna S
Joe C
Joel M
Julia M
Julie S
June K
Karen U
Kate D
Kimberly G
Kirsten B
Laurie B
Linda S
Marillyn H
Mark S
Martha M
Melissa G
Michael M
Mike K
Patricia R
Prince Y
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Sharon W
Ski Z
Sue F
T W Scott M
Tina T
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Vincent M like this - No more votes.Traci L
It's not in his nature to put down roots
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Beth H
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Chris M
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Chris M
Christopher L
Daniel K
Deb K
Dobie F
Donna G
Elizabeth A
Emily W
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Francine L
Greg O
Heidy S
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Jeff C
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Jill T
Joe C
Joel M
Johnson S
Julia M
June K
Kate D
Kelly S
Kimberly G
Laird M
Laurie B
Linda B
Linda S
Martha M
Maxine R
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Mike K
Natasha O
Patricia R
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Rosanne M
Shane K
Ski Z
Steve J
Sue F
Thomas A
Vincent M like this - No more votes.Elena N
he replaced the bigwig at the top
Alden S and 46 peopleAnn I
Anne L
Chris M
Chris L
Chris M
Daniel K
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Dobie F
Emily W
Francine L
Heidy S
Hilary G
Jack S
Jeff C
Jim B
JoAnna S
Joe C
Joel M
John C
Johnson S
Julia M
Julie S
June K
Karen U
Kate D
Kathy R
Kelly S
Kimberly G
Laurie B
Linda B
Linda S
Martha M
Melinda S
Mike K
Nina C
Patricia R
Prince Y
Rosanne M
Sean C
Sharon W
Ski Z
Steve J
Thomas A
Tina T
Vincent M like this - No more votes.Jack S
we have an on again, off again relationship
Ann I and 45 peopleCarol F
Chris L
Chris M
Daniel O
Danielle L
Dobie F
Donna G
Elena N
Elizabeth A
Emily W
Erin R
Francine L
Greg O
Jim B
JoAnna S
Joe C
Joel M
Julia M
Julie A
Julie S
Julie S
June K
Kelly S
Kimberly G
Laird M
Laurie B
Linda B
Linda S
Marillyn H
Martha M
Maxine R
Megan P
Melissa G
Michael G
Mike K
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peter U
Rayna W
Rosanne M
Ryan B
Shane K
Steve J
Sue F
Thomas A like this - No more votes.Holly Z
I've been secretly taping him
Ajit D and 42 peopleAlden S
Alison M
Ann I
Brian P
Chris M
Chris L
Debra Y
Dobie F
Elena N
Francine L
Greg O
Hilary G
Jack S
Jake H
Janiece U
Jill T
Joe C
Johnson S
Julie S
June K
Kathy R
Kelly S
Kimberly G
Kirsten B
Laird M
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda S
Mark S
Martha M
Maxine R
Megan P
Mike K
Patricia R
Peggy H
Prince Y
Robin K
Shane K
Sharon H
Ski Z
Thomas A
Tina T like this - No more votes.Brian B
I'm afraid he might turn on me
Ajit D and 42 peopleAlden S
Alison M
Ann I
Anne L
Brian P
Chris M
Chris L
Dobie F
Elena N
Emily W
Francine L
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jeff C
Jill T
Joe C
Joel M
Julie S
June K
Kate D
Kathy R
Kelly S
Kimberly G
Kimberly R
Laird M
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda S
Mark S
Martha M
Melissa G
Natasha O
Patricia R
Prince Y
Robin K
Sharon W
Ski Z
Steve J
T W Scott M
Tina T
Vincent M like this - No more votes.Chris W
I could feel him slipping away from me
Ajit D and 42 peopleAlden S
Alison M
Ann I
Brian P
Carol F
Chris M
Chris L
Chris M
Daniel K
Daniel O
Dobie F
Emily W
Greg O
Heidy S
Holly Z
Izzy B
Jack S
Jill T
Joe C
Joel M
Julia M
June K
Karen U
Kate D
Kathy R
Kimberly G
Laird M
Laurie B
Linda S
Marillyn H
Martha M
Melinda S
Michael G
Natasha O
Patricia R
Prince Y
Robin K
Rosanne M
Shane K
Steve J
Thomas A
Vincent M like this - No more votes.John F
He's just trying to blend in
Brent S and 41 peopleCarl N
Carol F
Chris M
Chris M
Dobie F
Donna G
Elena N
Emily W
Francine L
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jake H
Jeff H
Jill T
JoAnna S
Joe C
Joel M
Julie S
Julie S
June K
Kimberly R
Laurie B
Lisa L
Marillyn H
Mark S
Martha M
Megan P
Melissa G
Pamela H
Patricia R
Prince Y
Robin K
Rosanne M
Ryan B
Shane K
Sharon H
Ski Z
Steve J
Sue F
Tina T
Vincent M like this - No more votes.Vincent M
He easily comes unglued
Anne L and 40 peopleBeth H
Brent S
Carol F
Chris M
Chris L
Daniel O
Deb K
Elena N
Emily W
Greg O
Holly Z
Jack S
Jeff C
JoAnna S
Joe C
Julie S
June K
Karen U
Kate D
Kate E
Kathy R
Kelly S
Laird M
Laurie B
Linda S
Marillyn H
Mark S
Martha M
Melinda S
Melissa G
Michael B
Michael G
Nina C
Pamela H
Patricia R
Robin K
Shane K
Sharon W
Steve J
Sue F like this-
Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, Oklahomaexcellent
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Vincent!
- No more votes.Kelly S
left me scratching my head
Ann I and 38 peopleAnne L
Beth H
Bob S
Brian P
Chris M
Chris M
Daniel O
Dobie F
Elena N
Elizabeth A
Emily W
Heidy S
Hilary G
Jake H
Jill T
Joe C
Julia M
June K
Karen U
Katie P
Kimberly G
Laird M
Laurie B
Linda S
Mark S
Martha M
Melinda S
Melissa G
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peter U
Rosanne M
Ryan B
Shane K
Sharon F
Ski Z
Steve J
Vincent M like this - No more votes.T W Scott M
never really grew on me
Alden S and 37 peopleAlison M
Ann I
Beth A
Bob S
Chris M
Chris L
Daniel O
Dobie F
Elena N
Emily W
Francine L
Hilary G
Jill T
Joe C
Julia M
Julie S
June K
Kimberly G
Kimberly R
Laird M
Laurie B
Linda S
Mark S
Martha M
Maxine R
Melissa G
Michael B
Natasha O
Patricia R
Peter U
Robin K
Shane K
Ski Z
Steve J
Tina T
Traci L
Vincent M like this - No more votes.Hilary G
had an embarrassing fall from the top
Alison M and 36 peopleAnn I
Blanca W
Brian P
Chris L
Chris M
Chris W
Debra Y
Dobie F
Emily W
Heidy S
Holly Z
Jeff C
Joe C
Joel M
Johnson S
June K
Kelly S
Kimberly G
Laird M
Laurie B
Marillyn H
Mark S
Martha M
Maxine R
Melissa G
Michael B
Pamela H
Patricia R
Rosanne M
Ryan B
Sarah Ann D
Sharon F
Ski Z
Steve J
Thomas A
Vincent M like this - No more votes.Dobie F
teasing him made him look even more ridiculous
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, fortunately I had just swallowed (not THAT) when I read this! Nice one Deb!!
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinaoh my gosh, this one made me laugh. Just the funniest visual.
- No more votes.Caroline F
a lot of men are beneath him
- No more votes.Lisa L
He changes my locks
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Michael B ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Aug 30, 2011NICE
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandGreat!!
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Debra Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sr. Communications Specialist at Exelon in Malvern, PennsylvaniaVery clever!
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- No more votes.Daniel O
has no roots
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, Maryland:)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Daniel!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaGreat!
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- No more votes.Natasha O
he's pretty attached to me
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, Maryland:)
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Julie A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, ArkansasAs am I, love.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaAww, how nice!!
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- No more votes.Lynn W
He's unstable during sex
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, Michigandoes he cry?
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaI'd like to watch and see how that works!!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHA! :D
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- No more votes.Melissa G
He's an hair apparent
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Kate D ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Morphose Mountain Retreat in Washington, District of Columbia:)
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Ajit D ·
Top 100 Player · Chief HealCoder / Co-owner at HealCode in Austin, Texasoh my... this is punny as hell!
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David D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Burlington, VermontYou posted this 10 hrs before I could. Should be a winner, if the voters are as good as your post!
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being off-color is his specialty
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Megan P ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · self employed at Artist in Bend, OregonOoo I like it.
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandExcellent!
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- No more votes.Laird M
He and I parted ways
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandHey there, Laird :)
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Kate D ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Morphose Mountain Retreat in Washington, District of ColumbiaHey, Laird :)
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- No more votes.Bob S
He'll never top me
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, Michiganyou tell him!
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, Marylandhats off to you, Bob :)
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Gering, Nebraskayou say that now! :)
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- No more votes.Alden S
Getting him off was a hair-raising experience
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, Maryland:D
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! :)
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- No more votes.Ajit D
he was blown away by the great outdoors
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaExcellent!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Ajit!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaImpressive!
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- No more votes.Carol F
he's a real put-on
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, Maryland:)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGreat one Carol!!
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Carol F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Chocolatier at Carols Creative Chocolatez LLC in Highland Park, New JerseyThanks, Shane!!
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- No more votes.Liz B
I dealt with him head on
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandGood one, Liz!
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Holly Z ·
Top 10 Elite · From Atlanta, GeorgiaGreat, Liz!
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- No more votes.Marc K
We are only close in public
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandNice, Marc!
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Dobie F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Fair Haven, New Jerseylike so many
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Marc!
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always trying to be something he's not
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGreat post Francine!
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Francine L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Madison, Connecticutthanks, shane....good to see you!!
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hiding something
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Dobie F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Fair Haven, New Jerseykeep it undercover shhhh
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Rosanne M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Madison, Wisconsinaren't they all?
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New Jerseyyes
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I poked at him with a stick to see if he was dead.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHmmm, was he limp when you found him, or just after you were done with him? Haha, now I see how you work!
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Megan P ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · self employed at Artist in Bend, OregonHere's some cash,you saw nothing.
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he puts a lot on my pate
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Dobie F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Fair Haven, New JerseyThere's brains behind this post
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Alden S ·
Top 10 Elite · Customer Service/Sales at Ammeraal Beltech in Hertford, HertfordshireDespite liking puns I rarely vote for them. This was too good to turn down though. Glad it's you.
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaExactly what Alden said - good job, Neal:)
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Always has something sticky on his bottom
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, Maryland:D
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For him there's no place like dome
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandHahahhahaa!!
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Gering, NebraskaOh, Lordy! That's funny!
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He's not as attractive as he thinks he is
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Ann S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Secret Government Agency that "Allegedly" Doesn't Existhi Shane-o!!! Busy month, I haven't forgotten our writing project just working a ton right now!!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaThat's okay Ann, same here. Next month will be much better though, I can't wait!
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wigs out at the drop of a hat
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, Maryland:)
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Blanca W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Journeyman Apprentice in Houston, TexasThis is terrific! It should get tons of votes if people know what's good for them.
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He looks like a rat.
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Jack P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in New York, New Yorkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN1K2m-7-nk
Splinter Makes A Funny - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN1K2m-7-nkHey, rats get lonley too.
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Makes you want to pull your hair out!
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Melissa G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Medical Editor & Copywriter at Freelance in Hampton, New HampshireI don't know if it's worth it...you might want to keep the hair you have. ;)
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Christopher H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Online Mentor Teacher at racine unified in Racine, WisconsinHopefully it will never happen to you, Melissa...as for me, it's too late!
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stays away from swimming pools
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Steve!!
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He's a shifty liar
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, Maryland:D
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Alden S ·
Top 10 Elite · Customer Service/Sales at Ammeraal Beltech in Hertford, Hertfordshire
Oh Yeah.
16 months ago · 2 peopleShane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, Pennsylvania
Veeeeeeeerryy good Brad!!
16 months ago · 4 people