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Feb14
He's like a poppy seed...
e.g. showed up for my drug test
There were 168 posts and 1,474 votes
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- No more votes.Jake H
he eventually gave me flowers
Alan F and 54 peopleAlex N
Alison M
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Beth A
Brad R
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Carolyn M
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris M
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Christopher L
Debra Y
Dina D
Donna G
Elena N
Emily W
Emma B
Faye E
Greg O
Heidy S
Janiece U
Jeff C
Joe C
Josie B
Julia M
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June K
Karen U
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Kimberly G
Kristen N
Laurie F
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Linda S
Maxine R
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Mike K
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Ski Z
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Sue F
Vincent M like this - No more votes.Claire N
he seems to be on top of things
Alan F and 49 peopleAlison M
Ann I
Brian B
Brian P
Carol F
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris M
Chris W
Christopher L
Deb K
Debbie F
Dina D
Donna G
Elena N
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Faye E
Grant S
Greg O
Holly Z
Jake H
Jeff C
Joe C
Josie B
Julia M
Julie S
June K
Karen U
Kate D
Kathy R
Kelly S
Kimberly G
Kristen N
Laurie F
Linda R
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Melinda S
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Mike K
Neal G
P.F. B
Patricia R
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Shane K
Ski Z
Sue F
Vickie R
Vincent M like this - No more votes.Greg O
He complimented my buns
Alan F and 49 peopleAlex N
Anne L
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Caroline F
Chris M
Chris M
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Daniel O
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Donna G
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Elena N
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Holly Z
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Jake H
Jeff C
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Julia M
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Karen U
Kate D
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Kimberly G
Kristen N
Larry R
Marillyn H
Maxine R
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Mike K
Neal G
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Peter U
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Ronan D
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Shane K
Ski Z
Steve J like this - No more votes.Nikolina ?
he's on a roll
Alan F and 43 peopleAlison M
Ann I
Carl N
Carol F
Chris M
Cyn S
Daniel O
Debbie F
Debra Y
Dobie F
Donna G
Elena N
Emily W
Emma B
Eric F
Grant S
Greg O
Jeff C
Jeremy H
JoAnna S
Julia M
June K
Karen U
Kate D
Kathy R
Kimberly G
Larry R
Laurie B
Lisa L
Marillyn H
Melissa G
Neal G
P.F. B
Peggy H
Peter U
Rob P
Rosanne M
Shane K
Sharon H
Ski Z
Sue F
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Vickie R like this - No more votes.Brad R
I caught him flossing in the women's restroom.
Alan F and 38 peopleAnn I
Anne A
Carrie K
Chris M
Chris M
Christopher L
Claire N
Debra Y
Dina D
Dobie F
Elena N
Emily W
Faye E
Greg O
Heidy S
Holly Z
Jeff J
John F
Julia M
June K
Karen U
Katie P
Kimberly G
Kristen N
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda R
Linda S
Melissa G
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Patricia R
Peter U
Rob P
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Shane K
Ski Z
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Traci L like this - No more votes.Jeremy H
was all over me at breakfast.
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New Yorkwho wouldn't be?
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWoohoo Jeremy!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Jeremy!
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- No more votes.Linda S
It was obvious to everyone that I met him at lunch
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Linda!
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, Marylandfave!!
- No more votes.Alison M
I gave him a good tongue-lashing and he went away
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioOh, this is good Alison. Sorry I missed it (actually, I missed them all. But I would have def voted for this one. Forgive me?)
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Alison M ·
Top 100 Player · Chief Household Officer at Miller Enterprises in Dallas, TexasAll is forgiven. As long as you find me tomorrow.
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I had him, but he was so small I was unsatisfied
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaSize does matter!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahaha, so good Julie :D
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Ronan D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · oxford city fc at Football Manager 2013 in CorkThat's a pity! :P
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- No more votes.Anthony S
Secretly cultivated by the CIA
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Anthony S · Producer/Director at independant filmmaker in Ottawa, Ontario
No secret. James Ellroy wrote about it in American Tabloid concerning Vietnam but as everyone knows Afghanistan has a crop or two.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Anthony!
- No more votes.Debra Y
I grounded him
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Greg O ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Austin, TexasA fine post
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahaha! You did? I told you would find someone to boss around Debra. :)
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Kate D ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Morphose Mountain Retreat in Washington, District of ColumbiaGreat!!
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In bread
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R W · Lives in New York, New York
That's awesome.
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Ajit D ·
Top 100 Player · Chief HealCoder / Co-owner at HealCode in Austin, Texasi have a feeling this will get used often for bread-related posts.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaVery good Chris!
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got Nana pregnant
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Carrie K ·
Top 100 Player · Scheduling & Events Manager at University of California, San Diego in San Diego, CaliforniaBwahaha
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Melinda S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in North Volney, New Yorktook me 2.3seconds to get it! Love it!
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Jeff C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New JerseyI like the way you think ;)
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- No more votes.Donna G
ruined my perfect smile.
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinahttp://dalestatler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/IMG_7267-1024x768.jpg
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- No more votes.Gary T
hate to see him when I look in a mirror!
Peggy H and 2 peopleSharon H
Ski Z like this-
Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaNice post Gary! Hey I was wondering, it would be great if you could throw out a couple of votes. Give a quick scan, might see a few you like, just click 'like' :)
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, California
Well done for sure!
15 months ago · 1 personShane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, Pennsylvania
Great one Jake!
15 months ago · 1 person