He's like a sneeze...

At times, he can be very snotty

after the tickle, I knew he was coming on to me

He left some things hanging

he made everyone on the plane uncomfortable

There's no holding him back

I'm always apologizing for him.

I tend to respond to him in German

I washed my hands of him

I gave him a hand but instantly regretted it

I was surprised at how forceful he can be

instantly went viral

Everyone makes excuses for him

A mere whiff of my pussy can set him off.

I close my eyes when he shows up

damn near blew my brains out

he took the words right out of my mouth

makes my heart skip a beat

I heard he'd been expelled

I feel really blessed when he is around

I couldn't believe how quickly he left me

after a few false alarms he finally left me

I finally got him out of my system

Once the dust settled I got him under control

I try to keep my mouth shut when he shows up

I can always tell when he's coming

everyone was sickened by his nasty outburst

I buried him with my own two hands

I got him covered

He's turned a lot of heads

He destroyed my house of cards

Sometimes it's multiple times with him

known to explode at a moment's notice

when he finally came, it was a blast

When the house is dusty he explodes

if you stifle him he could hurt you

It's impossible to do him with your eyes open

Every time we meet I worry I'm gonna end up in bed

he created quite a scene at the buffet table

I can't keep a straight face around him

I blew him off

My heart stopped the moment he arrived

I felt more comfortable after he finally came out

he makes people sick

He cleared my head

Made a mess when he came too fast

I gave him my blessing when he came out

often appears with flowers

he left me a little something, wrapped in tissue

I was blessed by his presence

I put my arm up to stop him

illicits blessings from random strangers

blew me away

made quite a scene at the coke party

I try to shield others from him

I was so relieved when he finally showed up

Caught me by surprise

just wants to be blessed

I often have the urge to smother him