She's like a Hallmark card...

uses the same lines on everyone

She comes from good stock

I stood her up

I stood in the aisle and stared at her rack

I always shake her down for money

Stuck in the present

I was looking at her but thinking about you

The minute I saw her, I knew my mom would love her

Well versed

She can really carry a tune these days.

She better not show up without money this time

Has a way with words

It's what's inside that counts.

never at a loss for words

She was trashed after my birthday party

Got burned by a jealous boyfriend

Got all sentimental and then folded

sometimes I just don't get her

I've kept in touch with her

you need to address her correctly

The kids only like her when she gives them money

I don't buy her blank expression

always there with a gift on my birthday

I paid a price for the emotions she had in store

she's a quick read

I don't care for her brand of humor

I can always recognize her from behind

her words often reduce me to tears

I hate it when she sings.

I get her, I just don't respond to her much

she covers a lot of ground for being so stationary

I focused on the present after dealing with her

does the talking for me

said "I love you," once I got her to open up

she tells me it's love, but I'm not buying it

She always knows just what to say

Once she opened up she sang me a song

She has a little Czech in her

goes postal on occasion

I sent her to cheer up my mom

Makes a big deal out of little moments

she never left my side at the hospital

showed up at my front door with a man in uniform

I paid her airfare to my cousin's wedding

I sent her away at Christmas

my name is permanently on her bottom

she always sends me her best

She can be very sappy on occasion.

I sampled many others before I settled on her

she is such a card

Her late post wasn't fully appreciated

I addressed her wrongly.

I took all her money...then dumped her

I never believe a word she says

All of her lines are penned by someone else