She's like ink...

looks good on paper

she smeared my name

I can't erase what she's done

I draw the line with her

She helped me connect the dots

She was red when the teacher gave back the tests

I just couldn't get her out of my pants

I have to spell everything out with her

I was at a loss for words when she quit working

I busted her out of the pen; now I'm a marked man

Gets completely absorbed in the daily newspaper

She assisted police in obtaining my fingerprints

escaped the pen and now she's all over the papers

she has designs on me.

I needed her to co-sign the mortgage

ran out on me while I signed our marriage papers

Did time in the pen

She ran out on me

I found her in a well

She makes headlines all over the world

all over the newspapers

was all over my drunk friend when he passed out

helped me put my feelings into words

she's on the ball

I washed my hands of her after signing the papers

She got testy with Dr. Rorschach.

I've tried to blot her out

she dried up after leaving the bottle

Straight to the point.

I keep her in a pen

Could be toner

was very hard to get her off my hands

She always closes the deal

rubs off on you.

she left a lasting impression on me

makes an indelible impression

she's forever on my back

She was always pressed for cash

She's got the write stuff

went through my pockets and left her mark

My computer alerts me when she's out

inclined to gush over me

She was annoying when she started skipping

she has a ball getting her point across

I lost her in a white-out

We don't do well together on crossword puzzles

I remember when I had her in the palm of my hand

Bottled up for years until she got on the ball.

Helped John Hancock make a good name for himself

Hard to de-scribe.

I've made some mistakes with her

Black and blue

I could not get her off of my couch

couldn't get her out of my white shirt.