He's like rust...

If he wasn't so attached to my car I'd sell it

Went to pieces when I gave him the brush-off

Scared me to death when I saw him on that bridge

I hired a professional to rub him out

I need a solution to make him go away

He started from scratch

I tried to avoid him, but he spotted my car.

He has a tarnished reputation

He can be so degrading

Made me lose my bearings

I'm always paying for the damage he does

came off as a real flake

I literally had to scrape him off the bar

Always working on something in the garage

He always seems to be on something

he was on the fence

He hit the side of my car and kept on going

He's become really flaky over time

I was disappointed to see him all over that hoe

He used to be a complete tool

When he showed up, things deteriorated.

my husband found him hiding under our sink

He wrecked my car

he won't get off my beach chair

I saw red when he got on my bike

He ate through my refrigerator

you're never gonna see him in a new car

You can't get him to iron without a reaction

it took a lot or rubbing to get him off

He'll wear out the bed springs if I let him

I have an axe to grind and his name's all over it

Left an awful stain on my toilet bowl

stopped me from screwing around

He sunk my Battleship

Eventually, I saw right through him.

has an iron constitution

He opened up my car door for me

when he finally surfaced he needed treatment

Ruins everything he touches

a waste of oxygen

He can be quite caustic

left a stain on my dress

the weather really gets to him

He's been known to wear himself thin

he left a nasty stain in my tub

Ended up in the gutter

I can't keep him out of my tub.

Needs a chemical peel

Needs a better overcoat

I was pleasantly surprised when I lifted his coat