She's like a PO Box...

She won't open up to just anyone

gets loaded before noon every day

I'm responsible for having her locked up

Does her job in some hole in the wall

She can only take so much

got really stuffed on my birthday

I'm paying her for what I can get for free at home

keeps everything locked up inside

Doesn't deliver

keeping her on the side really cost me

She only opens up to me.

her last known address was a hole in the wall

I have to stoop to her level

surrounded by a bunch of squares

I'm the only one who's into her

I pay for her to keep me posted

she and her friends are all pretty stacked

gave me a little space when I needed it most

I pushed the envelope with her

Locks her front door but leaves the back wide open

I check her out every day

She has no street cred

I share her with my room mate

a likely candidate for the post

once she opened up I saw that she was empty inside

Kept under lock and key

I take her keys when I think she's loaded

she fronts for a company that doesn't exist

I think she got the message

has a pile of unpaid bills

Got mounted against the wall in a pick up joint

She'll take any mail she can get

I always leave her in the lobby

sometimes you can see right through her

She has quite a collection of junk

I just used her for business

easy to address

her work is done behind closed doors

She's not one to stay at home

she accommodates my Playboy issues

When I see her, it's always on the down low

full of crap

Never told me where she really lives

she has a small window to the world

her backside was completely exposed

she seems hollow inside

always stuffed during the holidays

Doesn't have her periods anymore

Is open to my correspondence

I give her address to people I don't trust.

I make my moves and she's always receptive

Everything with her is a federal issue.

our relationship is a secret