He's like the stock market...

Gained a few pounds in London

I went public with him

I sold him short

I was disgusted when I saw him take a double dip

Still recovering from a bad fall

We're all worried about his ticker

I wish him a speedy recovery

gets his bell rung twice a day

I'm always hoping to get a rise out of him

i'm invested in him

He values my company

I lie awake wondering, is he ever coming back?

constantly being followed

On the road to recovery after his crash

it had to be mutual for me to get invested

seen his bottom and it's not a pretty sight

I'm with him for the long term

He sunk to a new low, so I gave him some money

after the crash, watched his ticker on the monitor

I was smart to leave him when I did

I blame the depression on him.

I try to take advantage of him when he's low

my conservative ways got me nowhere with him

I was advised against building a future with him

his future's uncertain

I check up on him constantly to see where I stand

We're praying for him to rally

took me down with him

has me seeing red

He's been really down lately

I should never have bailed him out

thanks to him I'm, uh, broker

the smallest thing can set him off

got him on the rebound

he's a bear to deal with when he's down

he's had his share of ups and downs

crashed after staying up all week

I know better than to count on him

I know he can change

he sees a lot of action after hours

people like him best when he is full of bull

He took everything I had and sold it

I took one look at him and jumped out the window

went down on me yesterday

His reaction to gossip is rarely positive

he keeps speculating about our future prospects

on a bad day he can be a bear to live with

I keep giving him money to get high

everybody wants to see him make a comeback

He double-dipped and I had to get rid of the ranch