He's like a cramp...

You're better off without him in the long run

He really ought to loosen up

There was a period when he hurt me a lot

my arch enemy

Once in a while he'll take my side

stopped me in my tracks and took my breath away

people often blame him for causing race problems

makes my toes curl

quickly put a stop to my running around

aches to be kneaded

finally arrived, after I kept writing and writing

came out of nowhere and was quite a sensation

Made me feel bad for laughing so hard

I get the feeling he's pulling my leg

i get really tense when he's around

I went thru a painful stretch getting rid of him

honestly, I'm relieved when he finishes quickly

he was a real jerk last night

disappears whenever he's in hot water

can be a real pain in the neck

disappeared when I flexed my muscles

thought he'd gone, but he was just pulling my leg

Met in middle school, just before my first period

Once I got him jogging, he never left my side.

He's a tight wad.

His gym teacher thought he was a sorry excuse

all over me when I wear heels

has a lot of pull in these parts

dangerous to swim with

He's a sore subject

can always get me to shake a leg

a product of too much acid

keeps coming on to me at the gym

had me in stitches after a good run

gives people a hard time when they're out of shape

he stiffed me

My therapist helped me work through it

He's a "leg man."

I hated it when I woke up with him

Worst. Running. Partner. Ever

He'll only go away if I give him a massage

I wanted him gone, so I iced him

Sneaks up on innocent joggers in the park

many girls have gone on the pill for him

works as a contractor

I try to run but he just keeps coming back

Always catches up to me halfway through the race

impossible to sleep with

always surprises me in bed

getting rid of him is a bit of a stretch

my girlfriend yells at me when he shows up

like it or not, he's my main squeeze right now

woke me up at 4am just to hurt me

you just need to rub him out

I picked him up in yoga class

always on my side

He's the reason you two might not work out