She's like an exclamation point...

she and 'i' are complete opposites

She's a shifty 1, she is

always in Jeopardy!

served her sentence with enthusiasm

Still following Wham! after all these years

She stresses, so choose your words carefully.

a demanding little character

there was a period when I couldn't commit to her

my obsession with her affected my English grade

I wouldn't put her on my resumé

when I'm mad I hit her over and over and over again

Began her sentence in Mexico

made me forget all about having my colon removed

all over the tabloids

If Im excited bout something she puts an end to it

I love how she turns my wishes into commands

Her shift is always over at one

She took off her top and things got serious

A little left of 'where it's @'

very popular with teenage girls

always interjects drama into a scene

with her, no really means no

thanks to her, we've seen the end of Yahoo!

always finishing my sentences

was a question mark until I straightened her out

shunned by the literary community

Constantly showing up on E!

worries me when people keep calling her 'Mark'

turns everything into a big deal

The more I see her, the more obnoxious she is

A key-board member

the type that exaggerates everything

always gets left out of big presentations at work

was prone to emotional endings

always getting into my comic book collection.

usually comes with a warning

When she lost her top, he didn't seem excited.

you'll rarely find her reading good literature

After her one-liners, she's actually got a point

arrives "on the dot", with surprising consistency

Tends to exaggerate things

served a sentence in Spain from beginning to end

I saw her in casual threads

She's behind all my great ideas

She's a shifty character

luckily, she's at the end of her sentence!

I got some sort of inflection from her

I put her down when I finished ranting

she can really turn a phrase

sometimes comes three times in a row !!!

Makes everything more exciting just by being there

I should take her out more often

always stressing.

Above every 1

I didn't know how mad everyone was until I saw her

once was enough

showed up in math and multiplied my problems