She's like a dissertation...

I panicked when I found out she was one month late

She elevates you, to a degree

after the proposal, she totally took over my life

I gave up trying to explain her to my parents

looked much better after she got those extensions

I always knew she'd end up in my professor's arms

after a long struggle, she was bound and submitted

I wish she'd just turn herself in

I wrote her every day for a year

she's got a whole list of citations

I regretted the proposal almost immediately

always has a theory about something

Did my research before getting involved with her

way too much work. I'll remain a bachelor, thanks

in the end she gave me some really good references

has a useless appendix

couldn't get a crack at her without a degree of BS

I was given the third degree when I handed her in

got trashed after graduation

Wasted the best years of my life on her

only around me because I'll be a doctor soon

difficult to read

taking it to the next degree

went through more drafts than the NFL

she looks good on paper

after a lengthy argument, she was ready to submit

a lot of effort went into that body

for a while my life revolved around her

I paid my friend to do her

She's been with a lot of Bachelors

since college ended, I haven't taken her out once

took 2 yrs of analysis for me to be through w/ her

when I'm done with her, youll need to call me a dr

I did her only to further my career

she was red after my professor checked her out.

had to turn her in to the authorities

the anti-thesis of me

It was all downhill after the proposal

would never be seen with community college guys

I'll probably cry tears of joy on her Due Date

You can read her like a book

always made obscure references

I cheated on her

just goes on and on about the same thing

What makes her think she can treatise like that?

She ended up in Chapter 11