He's like a glacier...

drives a Fjord

There's a caveman somewhere deep inside of him

like most who are bi-polar, hes prone to meltdowns

I worried that I would run into him on the cruise

Just barely scraping by

has a history of breakups

His random breakdowns point to some bigger issues

A drifter

Without him, we'd be in deep water

I totally got a piece on my trip to Alaska

He's hiding a mammoth secret

After his meltdown started, things shore changed

quite a hunk.

He disappears when things heat up

He's so cool, he just goes with the flow

Broke away from home, now just drifts through life

He has lots of faults

I'm an atheist, but his mass blew me away

can't take the heat

has ice water running through his veins

In danger of loosing his cool

Everyone's talking about his weight loss lately

Has a breakup every summer

His bulk is mostly water weight

deep down, he's pretty blue

going nowhere fast

goes with the floe

He lets everything slide

wasn't moved by Titanic

slow to start but when he does, he moves mountains

deeply affected by global warming

every time I drive my SUV he has a total melt down

suffered a melt-down of global proportions

cool and all, but I can't break the ice

There is more to him beneath the surface

i know i'm losing him to a small degree

In denial that he's receding

sleeps on a waterbed

he claims there is shrinkage

Sure he'll leave but you know it'll take a while

global warming will be the death of him

the last few years have really changed him

he started a world-wide movement

heading down a slippery slope

So cold he sheets ice

makes molehills out of mountains

You do not want to see his crack

a chip off the old block

You'll never see him on FOX News

became unstable during the recession

covers rock and a lot of blues

leaves his deposits in a bank