She's like popcorn...

Great in the sack, but better in the tub

she'll be a mess if I kick the bucket

Started out on the farm, ended up in the movies

Always making concessions

Even dorky theater employees have bagged her

Always gets strung out around the holidays

still pretty hot in the sack

I roped her into helping me decorate the Xmas tree

She was arrested for a-salt and buttery

More fun once she comes out of her shell

when she's gone I go nuts

burn her, and the whole office knows about it

My wife gets mad when she finds me in bed with her

take her with a pinch of salt

I really need a drink when she's around

sometimes she runs out before a movie even starts!

I'm waiting for her to show up with the coke

I chose her over the airheads, nerds AND goobers

I sneak her in at movies so I don't have to pay

has extremely good taste in movies

She's all over me in scary movies

I'm not sure why she's under the sofa

a seasoned veteran of the theater

found with coke at a movie theater

Always ends up in my lap

the holidays leave her hanging by a thread

Give her marshmallows and you'll have a ball.

was a ball on halloween

but I knew her when she was all ears.

ends up on the floor at parties

It's going to get messy if you dump her

if somebody burns her she makes a big stink

got canned around Christmas

I look forward to getting her in the tub

I dumped her after the movie

stuck with me while I had braces

always ends up in my backseat at the drive-in

been in more movies than kevin bacon

I always end up having to hold her

forces me to listen to pop

She never makes through an entire movie

was crushed when i left her at the movies

I start to hate her when she gets too cheesy

it's just always hand to mouth...hand to mouth

Stop listening for 3 secs & she gets all burned up

cracks under pressure

Consumed with guilt

I'm tempted to throw her off the balcony

dumped after one movie date

She had a hot role in Grease before she exploded

when she goes quiet, you'd better take her out

she's a pop star!

always popping up in my kitchen

You better have a drink w her or she'll choke you

after failure in the sack, I noticed she'd expired

string her along every Christmas.

good for a movie but not for dinner

She's on my bucket list

She's great until the chips are down