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Aug17
She's like a target...
e.g. most of the time, I miss her
There were 124 posts and 1,010 votes
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- No more votes.Kimberly R
I'm shooting the bull with her
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, Arizonathis is great.
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! Shot your target, Kimberly!
Bulls-eye! 10 points with an X -
Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGreat one Kimberly!
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- No more votes.Conor D
I'm sick of missing her
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, Arizonaawww...I'm sorry.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYeah, time to move on! :)
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaShe's not worth it!
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- No more votes.Ski Z
It was a long shot, but I scored with her
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahaha! Thanks, Neal! You just top off my evening with a nice laugh. Full belly and four Neal comments :)
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkTopping off your evening makes my day, Ski!
- No more votes.Linda B
continually circles around the main point
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Tim L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Murphy, North CarolinaNice Linda! I see you've met my ex-wife
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaPicture perfect, Linda!
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaVery nice, Linda!
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- No more votes.Kevin R
It's hard for her to get the lead out
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgiahahaha
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! Shot you target, Kevin!
Most times it's thru and thru. Get it? Paper targets -
Susan C ·
Top 100 Player · Wine Merchant at Moore Brothers Wine Company in Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaThat's great, and should've gotten more love, Kevin.
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- No more votes.Martha M
Always moving
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaHow can you only have 6 votes? I had this on my list and I must say I find it stellar.
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaGreat!
- No more votes.Laurie W
Hanging around waiting to get hit on
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGreat!!
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Linda R ·
Top 100 Player · Job at Any Where in Boston, MassachusettsThis is great
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganHA!
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- No more votes.Joe C
I had a blast when I met her
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaYeah! I bet you let out a big puff of smoke.
Shot your target. Hehehehe! -
Linda R ·
Top 100 Player · Job at Any Where in Boston, MassachusettsDeserves more vote, IMHO
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaGreat!
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- No more votes.Michael S
The archers took turns putting their shafts in her
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! Shot your target, Michael
Now I have a question, Melinda. Robin Hood and is there a kinky google? -
Alan F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Brutus Trimfit (Owner/Partner/retired) in Tucson, ArizonaFunny man..have a great weekend and good shabbos
- No more votes.Shane K
I scored big with her
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Alan F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Brutus Trimfit (Owner/Partner/retired) in Tucson, Arizonavery nice Shane have a great weekend
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaYou too Alan!
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaYou devil.
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- No more votes.Chris M
I went straight for her middle
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! Shot your target, Chris!
That's right where you score the biggest! Smart girl! -
Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaGreat CCM!
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasYes, CCM...go for it.
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- No more votes.Christine C
has chronic red-eye
- No more votes.Megan P
She is in the scope a possibility.
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Laurie W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Newport Beach, CaliforniaGood one Megan ! !
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaI just shot that possibility, Megan :)
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Megan P ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · self employed at Artist in Bend, Oregonoh,you sure did!
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- No more votes.Elena N
Gets to the point in a roundabout way
Caroline F and 2 peopleMel S
Nina C like this-
Nina C ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Eagle Optics in Mount Horeb, WisconsinWow! Good repost, Maria!
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- No more votes.Susan G
her merchandise looks much better than it used to.
Dot Cassidy D and Melinda S like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI don't see near enough of her!
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- No more votes.Karl H
tried to hit on her at the pub failing miserably
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Esther H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Virtual Reality & Literal Fantasy in Merritt Island, FloridaThe "failing miserably" part is really resonating with me :(
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Karl H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Pastor at Christ the Good Shepherd, Salem, OR in Tigard, OregonI'm sorry, Esther. I hope and pray that turns around for you.
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaNothing like humiliating myself, missing the dartboard at the bar in my youth!
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- No more votes.Joshua O
Better than a Walmart, but less than a Von Maur.
Dot Cassidy D likes this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaLove that rating system!
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- No more votes.Steve K
representing some animal out on bail
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Johnson S ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in PhuketWTF! Zero? That's crazy. The 40 people bright enough to get this should be ashamed. I didn't get to play or vote. Saw it in SC so I thought I'd check out how it did. Sad state of affairs.
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisThanks, Jim. Not my day. I liked my first one better: on another plane. Went over like a dart in church.
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, Michigan
Peter!! You are awesome! :)
9 months ago · 2 peopleBeth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Student Nurse Patient Care Tech at St. Mary's Hospital in Evansville, Indiana
Great post!
9 months ago