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Aug10
He's like a bar...
e.g. drinks were on him
There were 136 posts and 1,565 votes
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- No more votes.Robin A
He keeps me in good spirits
Alan F and 47 peopleBill O
Bob S
Bonnie S
Brian B
Brian P
Bryan M
Carolyn S
Carrie K
Charlene A
Chris M
Cyn S
Dina D
Dot Cassidy D
Emily W
Fern B
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jim W
Julie S
Karen F
Karen U
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Laurie B
Laurie W
Linda B
Linda R
Linda S
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mark R
Mark S
Mel K
Mel S
Michael M
Mike K
Neal G
Nina C
Peter U
Rosanne M
Sharon F
Ski Z
Steve J
Steve K
Thomas A
Yerma J like this - No more votes.Linda S
I kept tabs on him
Alan F and 43 peopleBill O
Brian P
Carl N
Carrie K
Charlene A
Chris M
Chris H
Dina D
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Holly Z
Jack S
Jenn V
JoAnna S
John F
Julie S
Karen F
Kelly S
Laurie F
Linda B
Linda R
Liz B
Lynn W
Marillyn H
Mark R
Mark S
Mel S
Michael G
Michael M
Neal G
P.F. B
Peter U
Robin A
Rosanne M
Sarah Ann D
Steve J
Sue F
Thomas A
Tim L
Tom G
Wayne T
William H like this - No more votes.Karen F
after his last call, I left him
Alan F and 39 peopleBonnie S
Brian P
Bryan M
Carl N
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Carrie K
Charlene A
Chris M
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Fern B
Glen M
Holly Z
Janiece U
Jeff J
Jenn V
John C
Johnson S
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Liz B
Mel S
Michael M
Mike K
Neal G
Nina C
Peter U
Robin A
Rosanne M
Ski Z
Steve J
Steve K
Susan C
Thomas A like this - No more votes.Sherry T
He has hard stools
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaHa
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaTMI ;)
- No more votes.Hilary G
I grabbed his nuts
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyROFL!
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John F ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Cara Realtors in Point Pleasant Beach, New JerseyEASY does it
- No more votes.Alan F
Can't remember the last time I saw him sober
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood one!
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Bob S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Secane, PennsylvaniaNice!
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Hilary G ·
Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaI'll bet
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- No more votes.Christina D
there's always someone tending to him.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's so cute!
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaBig baby!
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Janiece U ·
Top 100 Player · PhD Candidate at University of Texas at Dallas in Dallas, TexasNow I know why mine is doing so pitifully - used the word tended in my post so it didn't show up in the checker!
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- No more votes.John F
He usually lets things slide
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYou captured the essence, John.
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaSliders?
- No more votes.Daniel O
he usually has a lot of cash on him
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgianiiice!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood one!
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- No more votes.Peter U
I hit him on Friday night
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganHappy weekend!
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaAny charges brought against you? Have a great weekend!
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaSo good Peter!
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- No more votes.Melinda S
after some tequila, I climbed on him and stripped
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaAs if you could remember!! :)
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californiatequila makes your clothes fall off...
- No more votes.Kimberly R
He's tapped out
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyI hate it when that happens.
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaYou must have had him pinned, Kimberly.
Or he let you pin him?
Happy Friday my friend!
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- No more votes.Patricia R
I raised him to be competititve
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Nina C ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Eagle Optics in Mount Horeb, WisconsinReally good, Patricia!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaVery sharp!
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- No more votes.Kelly S
I went round and round with him
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 20, 2011We are in agreement. It was early but it wasn't Peggy early! ;)
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinyeah! i also thought of slightly better wording for my post too-thanks for finding me today, kelly. glad i could return the like ;-)
- No more votes.David R
polished
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHighly!
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Rosanne M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Madison, Wisconsinso simple, so good!
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- No more votes.Charlene A
I tend to set him too high
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHappy Friday, Charlene :)
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyAwww, hiya, Ski! U2!
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- No more votes.Bonnie S
I try to get a leg up on him
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganAh, nice ballet reference, Bonnie!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaAgree!
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Cyn S ·
Top 100 Player · Works at There's No Place Like Home in Orlando, Floridaen pointe!
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- No more votes.Donna G
I can't seem to be able to leave him on my own.
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaGood one Donna
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californiaco-dependent!
- No more votes.Carrie K
When it comes to dives, he's the best!
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Beth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Student Nurse Patient Care Tech at St. Mary's Hospital in Evansville, Indiana8.5 Score!!!
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganClever!!
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, California:)
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- No more votes.William B
I shut him down.
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Peter U ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Makanda, IllinoisHave a great weekend...time for a drink.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYou meanie.
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- No more votes.Jim W
brought more people together than Match.com
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New Jerseybetter than 8 votes
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Jim W ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Wood Salvage (Owner) in Columbia, South Carolinathank you,,that was nice to say,,,Jim
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- No more votes.Carol F
He's delicious with dark chocolate!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! Of course, Carol :)
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Peter U ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Makanda, IllinoisHave a great weekend...time for a drink.
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Carol F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Chocolatier at Carols Creative Chocolatez LLC in Highland Park, New JerseyCheers, everyone!!!
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- No more votes.Benjamin S
You'll always find him in a trendy neighborhood
- No more votes.Tim L
With his added weight I can't seem to get him up
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's not very uplifting. :)
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahaha! Don't hurt yourself, Tim :)
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- No more votes.Danielle S
Not as much fun when the lights are on.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGreat point, Danielle!
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P.F. B ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Voice Actor at large in Seffner, FloridaOutstanding!
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- No more votes.Nicole C
He was the start of every bad joke.
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Peter U ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Makanda, IllinoisHave a great weekend...time for a drink.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaLove it!
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- No more votes.Chris H
He's worth his weight in gold
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaAlmost went over my head! :)
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Chris H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Newberry, MichiganThanks for getting it Dot
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- No more votes.Liz B
I had to rise to meet him
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaMe too, Liz...whenever I get the energy, :)
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- No more votes.Grant S
Raised so people don't get over on him
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaThis is a great "raising the bar" post. I mean in sports, in life, so many levels.
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Grant S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Stuff and Nonsense (Head Precycler) in Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaThat's why people like you, Ski. Me anyway.
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hosted a great party
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyI want to try it out in your country some day!
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californiahe usually does!
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- No more votes.Cliff B
Everyone tries to top him
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaIndeed they do!
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- No more votes.Maximiliano B
always there for you in good times and bad.
Charlene A and 2 peopleChris M
Liz B like this-
Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganVery good!
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plenty of internal conflict
Charlene A and 2 peopleLiz B
Melinda S like this-
Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New Jerseyvery thoughtful and true
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, California
Excellent Robin!
9 months agoSki Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, California
I think you my have a landslide on your hands, Robin :)
9 months ago