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Aug01
She's like a steam iron...
e.g. had pressing busines
There were 138 posts and 1,517 votes
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- No more votes.JoAnna S
She really burns my britches
Alan F and 39 peopleAngela S
Brian B
Brit Y
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Charly L
Chris M
Dina D
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Grant S
Hilary G
Holly Z
Julie S
Julie S
Karen F
Kevin R
Kimberly R
Laurie W
Linda B
Lynn W
Mel S
Melissa G
Michael G
Mike K
Neal G
Paul R
Peter U
Rand P
Rosanne M
Ski Z
Steve K
Sue F
Susan C
Thomas M
Tony O
Wayne T like this - No more votes.Karen F
she's not very good in delicate situations
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkToo hot to handle?
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Robin A ·
Top 100 Player · Works at MetLife in Bernardsville, New JerseyWonderful! :)
- No more votes.Rosanne M
I worried whether I had turned her off
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkMy favorite.
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Sue F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Buffalo, New YorkAll the time!
- No more votes.Neal G
she got all misty on me
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkSounds like a song - or a movie.
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinor both! stay classy, neal
- No more votes.Hilary G
it was a mistake to put her down then leave
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkHA
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkI wouldn't make this mistake twice.
- No more votes.Mike K
with her, I had to go over everything twice
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkHA
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkCongrats on the win yesterday.
- No more votes.Nina C
I went back and forth with her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, Nebraska:) Nina!
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkI didn't even try.
- No more votes.Laurie F
I pleated with her
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Sue F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Buffalo, New YorkHow did i miss this?! Remember pleated skirts? Good one Laurie!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsini do, sue. i was sort of a tomboy, my mom was lucky to get me to wear a few jumpers-of course i complained ;-)
- No more votes.Marillyn H
tried to get her inside my pants
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI love the "tried" part!
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganTricky
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkHa!
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- No more votes.Linda R
She made several off-the-cuff remarks
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaAnd you made a sharp one! :)
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Elena N ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chandler, Arizonaso smart!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahaha! Great, Linda :)
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- No more votes.Christine C
she helped me do my hair
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaI remember when...
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Christine C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at BackOffice Associates, LLC in Eastham, MassachusettsAnd I'm only 25! I have a nice burn scar on my upper arm from a hair-straightening accident..
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- No more votes.Robin A
She made scorching remarks about my wardrobe
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHey girlie -you're on a roll! :)
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWow! That's remarkable :)
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkHA
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- No more votes.Ronan D
Likes to smooth things out with people
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaHi Ronan. Nice post my friend.
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Ronan D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · oxford city fc at Football Manager 2013 in CorkHey there! :) Thanks a lot :)
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Elena N ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaNice wording. :-)
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- No more votes.Sarah Ann D
gave me the vapours
- No more votes.Brian P
seams she opens up for me
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYou sew??? :)
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Brian P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonSometimes I do. "Taught" it once. I was completely unqualified. I just repurposed an old pair of jeans to be a poorly constructed Kindle cover.
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- No more votes.Caitlin S
She got all heated when told laundry was her job
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNice one, Caitlin!
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- No more votes.Becky V
And you lie helpless and writhing below her.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaShe's really something!
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- No more votes.Charlene A
makes me feel brand new
Kate E and 2 peopleLinda R
Rosanne M like this-
Kate E · Lives in Saugerties, New York
I think there's a song like that
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyThe Stylistics, LOL!
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- No more votes.Shirley B
She can't get ALL the wrinkles out.
Dot Cassidy D likes this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaShirley!! :)
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Shirley B ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at self employed in Oroville, CaliforniaThanks for getting it, Dot! And thanks for the vote.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOh yeah, I got it! :)
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Julie S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her crib
sizzlin'
9 months agoJenn V ·
Top 100 Player · Human Resources at ComiXology in Brooklyn, New York
I can't believe I glanced over this! Congrats cuz!
9 months ago