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Jul30
She's like a pinata:...
e.g. gets hit on a lot
There were 152 posts and 2,053 votes
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- No more votes.Brian B
I had to pick up the pieces after she split
Alan F and 54 peopleAnne L
Benjamin S
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Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
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Holly Z
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William H like this - No more votes.Karen F
she was suspended for hitting
Bill O and 47 peopleBrian P
Carl N
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Holly Z
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William B like this - No more votes.Laurie F
there were times when I missed her
Bill O and 44 peopleBrian B
Brian P
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William B like this - No more votes.Linda S
I went to bat for her
Alan F and 40 peopleBrian B
Brian P
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Chris M
Chris M
Daniel O
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Emily W
Greg O
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Holly Z
Jack S
Jenn V
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Wayne T like this - No more votes.Kimberly R
I can't repair the damage that I've done to her
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioWho knew that papier-mâché was the cruelest of all the crafts :'-)
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaAngela, that made me laugh!!!!!
- No more votes.Elena N
surrounded when she got busted with the goods
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood job , Maria!
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Elena N ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaThanks, Dottie.
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Hilary G ·
Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaFantastic!
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When she was broke they took everything she had
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHey Jim! Love the post! Looks like you're getting out and about on 1UpMe. Really like to see it.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHitting a girl when she's down... woe is her..
- No more votes.Rosanne M
I hit her up for the goods
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNice going, Rosanne.
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaClever!
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- No more votes.Donna G
I knew she'd eventually crack under the pressure
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinahttp://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/200302/cracking-under-pressure
Cracking Under Pressure | Psychology Today
http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/200302/cracking-under-pressureWhen mastered tasks fall apart under pressure, don't blame distraction. It's really a failure to cope. By Elena Donovan | Psychology Today
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood one, Donna! :)
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkI'm honored to be your second comment, Donna.
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- No more votes.Jonathan C
She was hit or miss
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI love it. Great idea!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Jonathan!!
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- No more votes.Lara B
she got off to a flying start
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinvery nice, lara ;-)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood one, Lara!
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- No more votes.Ann B
I struck out with her.
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgialol!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahaha :D
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Ann!!
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- No more votes.Joshua L
takes shots till she ends up on the ground
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William B ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Team Wrad in Republic, MissouriI know her!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI do too... sad scene.
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahaha! The kids did it to her. I gave them the bat.
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Battered and broken
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI saw a movie about her!! :)
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Lynn W ·
Top 100 Player · Works at photo prop stylist in Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaIt's kind of bleak, but kind of perfect. Thanks for liking it on a Monday.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaPoor thing, she'll put up with anything for the children!!
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- No more votes.Caroline F
finally opened up after I gave her a good whack
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaSome people just need that Caroline! Good one!!
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- No more votes.William H
she'll open up to a complete stranger.
- No more votes.Rae L
there's more to her than meets the eye
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaNicely done Rae!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHey, Rae. Great to see you back!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaVery nice Rae!
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- No more votes.Ski Z
The kids took turns giving her a birthday smack
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioOne of my faves today, Ski! Really and truly. I'm still laughing.
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWow! Thanks, Angela. You sure know how to make a girl feel good :)
- No more votes.Bob S
she was so high I couldn't reach her
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganNice
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaDid you call 911?
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaNiice!
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fell for a married man
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganSo true! How many times does dad have to it because the kids fail?
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWhat Chris said! Exactly.
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- No more votes.Jane B
someone's always having to clean up her mess
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaExcellent, Jane! :)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Jane!
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we celebrated when she was hung
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, nice one Christina!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahaha! Yikes! :)
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Chris M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Portland, Oregonshe must have been a real bitch
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- No more votes.Heidy S
quickly spun around when I slapped her butt
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNice one, Heidi! :)
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHaha! I remember a time..............well this isn't about me :)
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- No more votes.Mark S
Took a crash course in confectionery
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaCleverly done, Mark!
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaNice!
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gets tore up over the smallest things
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaSharp one, Wayne!
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisThis should be doing better.
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Wayne T ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bristol, Tennesseewell ya have those days Steve but yeah I thought kids were small.. thanks
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Has a soft spot for blind boys
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganAww...
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Megan P ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · self employed at Artist in Bend, Oregoncute
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioSentimental! And so sweet ...
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- No more votes.Angela S
Full of sweet nothings
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's a beauty, cutie!!!!
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, CaliforniaThat's tweetie, sweetie
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- No more votes.Tim L
I get treats when I poke her the right way
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOh my, Tim..that's kind of exciting..
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! Who doesn't like a good poke, Tim :)
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- No more votes.Benjamin S
I never look her in the eye when I hit her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaCouldn't wait to vote for this one.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaIt still hurts though!!
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- No more votes.Mike K
not all she's cracked up to be
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYou're so on a roll, Krambeck! Send me a case of Louisville water!
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Elena N ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaThis is TOO good. ;-)
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- No more votes.Jehan M
All sweet release
- No more votes.Sue F
A real gluten for punishment
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Alan F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Brutus Trimfit (Owner/Partner/retired) in Tucson, ArizonaFabulous :)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaIndeed it is! (Sue -got your message HA! Now come up with a new one for me!!)
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the question's not IF she's gonna spew, but WHEN..
- No more votes.Martha M
Underneath her hard exterior were huge balloons
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Elena N ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaHa!
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Hilary G ·
Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, Californiaclever!
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Martha M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Rockford, IllinoisI used to make pinatas for friends' kid's bday parties! Battle Cat, My pink Pony, etc....AND I used balloons to make them ;-)
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highly decorative to hide innermost secrets
Ann B and 2 peopleDot Cassidy D
Laurie B like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI've never been fooled by her type! :)
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Not religious anymore, gives up her treats to all
Elena N and Elizabeth A like this-
Elizabeth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Centennial, ColoradoFUNNY
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- No more votes.Dina D
Last time I saw her she was a 10
Dot Cassidy D and Kate D like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI love this, Dina!!
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Kate D ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Morphose Mountain Retreat in Washington, District of ColumbiaClever, Dina :)
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New York
OK, I've stopped thinking.
9 months agoMaxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, California
just started voting; I think I should stop right now. Fantastic, Laura :-)
9 months ago