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She's like freckles...
e.g. she never spotted me
- No more votes.Hilary G
I wish she'd lighten up
Avrom G and 51 peopleBrian B
Brian P
Brit Y
Carl N
Carol F
Carolyn S
Chris L
Chris M
Christine C
Christopher H
Cyn S
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Francine L
Graham N
Jack S
Janiece U
Jeff C
JoAnna S
Johnson S
Julie S
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Kate E
Kathy R
Katie P
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Linda B
Liz B
Marillyn H
Martha M
Maxine R
Michael S
Mike K
P.F. B
Peter U
Rosanne M
Roxanne C
Sarah Ann D
Shannon J
Shirley F
Sue F
Susan C
Thomas A
Tom S
Vincent M
Yerma J like this - No more votes.Brian B
I look down my nose at her
Alden S and 49 peopleBob S
Brit Y
Carol F
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Chris L
Christine C
Cyn S
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Francine L
Graham N
Hilary G
Janiece U
Jeff C
Jenn V
JoAnna S
Julie S
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Kate E
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Linda B
Liz B
Marillyn H
Martha M
Mike K
Neal G
Nina C
P.F. B
Paul R
Peter U
Rosanne M
Roxanne C
Shirley F
Steve K
Sue F
Susan C
Tom S
Vicki M
Wayne T
William B
William H
Yerma J like this - No more votes.Rosanne M
some people just don't get her
Adam C and 48 peopleBeth A
Brian P
Brit Y
Carol F
Carolyn S
Chris L
Chris M
Chris W
Christine C
Christopher H
Cyn S
Dave M
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Elizabeth A
Emily W
Graham N
Hilary G
Holly Z
JoAnna S
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Kate E
Kathy R
Katie P
Kelly S
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Liz B
Martha M
Mary R
Melinda S
Mike K
Neal G
Nina C
Peggy H
Peter U
Rob H
Shannon J
Shirley F
Steve J
Sue F
Thomas A
Tom S
William H
Yerma J like this - No more votes.Chris W
I'm wondering if she's really a mole
Alden S and 46 peopleAngela S
Benjamin S
Beth A
Bob S
Brit Y
Chris M
Chris L
Chris M
Christine C
Cyn S
Dave M
David D
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Francine L
Graham N
Greg O
Hilary G
Jack S
Janiece U
Jeff C
Jenn V
Julie S
Kaisa S
Kathy R
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Liz B
Martha M
Michael S
Paul R
Peggy H
Robin A
Rosanne M
Roxanne C
Shannon J
Ski Z
Steve J
Steve K
Sue F
Susan C
Vicki M like this - No more votes.Liz B
she's a little scattered
Brian B and 46 peopleBrit Y
Carolyn S
Chris M
Chris L
Christopher H
Cyn S
Daniel O
Elena N
Elizabeth A
Emily W
Francine L
Hilary G
Jack S
Jane B
Jeff C
Jenn V
Johnson S
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Kate E
Kathy R
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Marillyn H
Martha M
Mel S
Michael S
Neal G
Nina C
Peggy H
Peter U
Rae L
Robin A
Rosanne M
Roxanne C
Shannon J
Shirley B
Shirley F
Steve J
Sue F
Thomas A
Vincent M like this - No more votes.Jeremy H
I don't like the look she gave me
Angela S and 43 peopleAnn B
Benjamin S
Bob S
Brian B
Brian P
Carolyn S
Chris M
Dave M
Elena N
Emily W
Francine L
Graham N
Hilary G
Jack S
Jeff C
JoAnna S
Joe C
Johnson S
June K
Karen F
Kelly S
Kristina Y
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Linda R
Linda S
Liz B
Mark S
Martha M
Michael S
Mike K
Nina C
Paul R
Peter U
Rob H
Rosanne M
Shannon J
Shirley F
Ski Z
Steve J
Steve K
William H like this - No more votes.Alan F
I wish she'd get off my back
Angela S and 42 peopleBeth A
Bob S
Brian B
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Chris L
Chris M
Christine C
Cyn S
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emily W
Francine L
Graham N
Jane B
Jeremy H
June K
Kate E
Kathy R
Kelly S
Laurie F
Linda B
Linda R
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mark S
Martha M
Mel S
Michael S
Mike K
Neal G
Nina C
Paul R
Rosanne M
Shannon J
Shirley F
Steve J
Sue F
Tom S
Vickie R
Vincent M
William H like this - No more votes.Marillyn H
often right on the nose
Angela S and 41 peopleAvrom G
Chris M
Chris L
Chris M
Christine C
Cyn S
Daniel O
Donna G
Elena N
Elizabeth A
Emily W
Francine L
Graham N
Hilary G
Janiece U
Jenn V
Johnson S
Julie S
Julie S
Karen F
Kathy R
Katie P
Kimberly R
Linda B
Liz B
Mark S
Martha M
Michael S
Neal G
Nina C
P.F. B
Peter U
Rob H
Rosanne M
Shannon J
Steve J
Steve K
Susan C
Tom S
Wayne T
William B like this - No more votes.Mike K
she has designs on me
Beth A and 38 peopleBrian B
Carol F
Carolyn S
Chris M
Chris L
Cyn S
Donna G
Elena N
Emily W
Francine L
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jane B
Jeff C
JoAnna S
Johnson S
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Kate E
Kathy R
Katie P
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie B
Linda B
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mark S
Michael S
Neal G
Peter U
Rob H
Rosanne M
Steve J
Steve K
Sue F like this - No more votes.Ski Z
she was all over my boyfriend at the beach
Benjamin S and 37 peopleBrian P
Brit Y
Caroline F
Chris M
Chris M
Christine C
Cyn S
Dave M
David D
Francine L
Graham N
Hilary G
Jenn V
Julie S
June K
Kaisa S
Karen F
Kimberly R
Linda B
Linda S
Liz B
Marillyn H
Mark S
Mel S
Michael S
Mike K
Neal G
Peggy H
Peter U
Rob H
Rosanne M
Steve J
Thomas A
Tim L
Tom S
Vickie R
William B like this - No more votes.Dot Cassidy D
I had her Photoshopped out of my wedding pictures
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaDottie! This is so good and I thought I already liked it...glad I went through one more time!!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaLiz You're awesome!!!
- No more votes.Julie S
She can be somewhat of a brown nose
- No more votes.Jim B
She was on Howdy Doody when I was a kid
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Martha M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Rockford, IllinoisThis is so good, Jim!
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Chris L ·
Pi, duh. · Associate Professor at Rowan University in Pitman, New Jerseyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1bCzbklqQ
The Final Howdy Doody Episode: "Clarabelle Speaks!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1bCzbklqQThis was the series finale to Howdy Doody, an hour long special which was hyped by Clarabelle the clown's 'surprise', and it being that it was the final epis...
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- No more votes.P.F. B
not a pigment of my imagination
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Chris L ·
Pi, duh. · Associate Professor at Rowan University in Pitman, New Jerseyba-dum-dum. :-)
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Elizabeth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Artist & Teacher at Green Goat Artworks in Denver, Coloradolove it
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Yvonne S · Cook at McCoy's - Ft. McCoy, WI in Sparta, Wisconsin
awesome
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- No more votes.Jeff C
she had a unique arrangement with Morgan Freeman
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Chris L ·
Pi, duh. · Associate Professor at Rowan University in Pitman, New JerseyEasy there, reader
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaGreat!
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioYou had me at 'Mr. Tittysprinkles'
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- No more votes.Donna G
I tried every trick in the book to get rid of her
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinahttp://www.liveleak.com/view?i=943_1280746605
LiveLeak.com - How 2 Get Rid of an Annoying Girlfriend
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=943_1280746605When she gets to much. Funny commercial. :)
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganHaha! I love that video, Donna! So, is that guy still single?
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- No more votes.Daniel O
she was cute as a kid
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGreat!
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaWhat Dot said.
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- No more votes.Brit Y
She gets under my skin
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioHappy Birthday, Sir!
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaI'll second that!
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Brit Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bossier City, LouisianaThank you!
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- No more votes.Maxine R
I was shocked to see she was up in arms
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaAnother good one
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaGreat!
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- No more votes.Karl H
colorful but lacks depth
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaLove this one, Karl!
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Yvonne S · Cook at McCoy's - Ft. McCoy, WI in Sparta, Wisconsin
Me, too :)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI'm glad to see this one ended up with a bunch of votes, Karl! It's a very good analogy. Have a great night.
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- No more votes.Vickie R
She's dotty
- No more votes.Gary T
she can be seen in the most interesting places!
- No more votes.Susan C
wasn't concerned about her until she got on my ass
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Elizabeth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Artist & Teacher at Green Goat Artworks in Denver, Coloradofunny
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- No more votes.Christine C
a real brownnoser
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaFantastic, Christine!!!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgiaha!
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- No more votes.Laurie F
I plan on seeing more of her next year
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, CaliforniaHi Laurie!
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Robin A ·
Top 100 Player · Works at MetLife in Bernardsville, New JerseyMe too, Laurie, me too. :)
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioIs there room for an 'Angela'? Nice work!
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- No more votes.Joel M
all over my naked body.
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William B ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Team Wrad in Republic, MissouriI was really hoping this would be a girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY
Hercules - DISAPPOINTED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUYHercules reads his scipt entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed).
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- No more votes.Peggy H
I told her they were angel kisses
- No more votes.Gracyn L
Always with a ginger
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Elizabeth A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Artist & Teacher at Green Goat Artworks in Denver, Coloradofunny
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- No more votes.Steve K
quit riding my ass since I started wearing pants
Dave M and 2 peopleHilary G
Liz B like this-
Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisWomen. Am I right?
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Hilary G ·
Top 100 Player · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaWow! Two for two and you are soooooooo right!
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaIt had to be you! You get my last vote of the day!!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, California
Definitely 'winner-ish', Hilary. Great job!
10 months ago · 1 personCharlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New Jersey
How DO you do it!...........;)
10 months ago