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Aug07

You ruined my ...

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Shirley M
desire to be a single female
9 months ago · 15 2
Angel E
Brian P
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Carolyn S
Donna G
Faye E
Hilary G
+8

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Linda S · Top 100 Player · Worked at Artist/Designer in Washington, District of Columbia

winner, I assume
9 months ago

Shirley M · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Morgan Transport, Inc in League City, Texas

Thanks
9 months ago
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Hilary G
dinner tonight by accidentally serving Friskies
9 months ago · 15 3
Alan F
Angel E
Carl N
Carol F
Carolyn S
Christopher H
David D
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Angel E · Top 100 Player · Lives in Macon, Georgia

I don't see the problem. :)
9 months ago · 2 people

John C · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Social Worker at Lenox Hill Hospital in Wantagh, New York

*purr*
9 months ago · 2 people

Tom S · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Syracuse, New York

tough on the breath
9 months ago
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Lucy A
delicious tacos by adding salty fish
9 months ago · 14 3
Angel E
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Christopher H
Faye E
Hilary G
JoAnna S
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Melissa G · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Medical Editor & Copywriter at Freelance in Hampton, New Hampshire

My post for today, word for word! Glad it's yours. :)
9 months ago · 1 person

Lucy A · Badass at Bitch Flicks in Fort Greene, New York

I hate fish tacos! :-)
9 months ago · 1 person

Hilary G · Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

Yuck!
9 months ago · 1 person
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Carl N
dramatic tantrum by acting so funny
9 months ago · 13 1
Angel E
Brian P
Carol F
David D
Hilary G
Janiece U
Jeff C
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Hilary G · Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

Hahahaha!
9 months ago
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Marillyn H
diet today baking amazing scrumptious fudge
9 months ago · 13 2
Angel E
Avrom G
Bill O
Carolyn S
Hilary G
Janiece U
Joe C
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Wayne T · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bristol, Tennessee

Mmmm.
9 months ago · 1 person

Laurie B · Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, California

good, found you too. Thanks for you vote! I think it will be a slow day for mine.
9 months ago · 1 person
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Linda S
diamond tiara by adding sequin fringe
9 months ago · 12 5
Angel E
Brian P
Carolyn S
Donna G
Faye E
Hilary G
Jeff C
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John C · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Social Worker at Lenox Hill Hospital in Wantagh, New York

**BEDAZZALED!**
9 months ago · 1 person

Hilary G · Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

You can never go wrong with fringe :)
9 months ago · 1 person
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JoAnna S
dream to build a stud farm
9 months ago · 11 2
Alan F
Carol F
Caroline F
Danielle S
Donna G
Janiece U
Joe C
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Melissa G · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Medical Editor & Copywriter at Freelance in Hampton, New Hampshire

I'm assuming you don't mean horses.
9 months ago · 1 person

Linda S · Top 100 Player · Worked at Artist/Designer in Washington, District of Columbia

hah!
9 months ago
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Donna G
dinner talking blatantly about salmonella fiascos
9 months ago · 11 3
Angel E
Brian P
Carol F
Carolyn S
David D
Hilary G
Jeff C
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Donna G · Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolina

http://www.meattradenewsdaily.co.uk/news/160712/usa___salmonella_fiasco_.aspx

USA - Salmonella fiasco
http://www.meattradenewsdaily.co.uk/news/160712/usa___salmonella_fiasco_.aspx
The Centers for Disease Control added 21 cases of Salmonella infections related to contact with live chicks and ducklings.

9 months ago

Hilary G · Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

So sorry but I find salmonella interesting :)
9 months ago · 1 person

Tom S · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Syracuse, New York

always happens with her
9 months ago
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Faye E
day today by admiring sexy females
9 months ago · 10 1
Angel E
Bill O
Brian P
Carl N
Donna G
Hilary G
Janiece U
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Carl N · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Weis Markets in Las Vegas, Nevada

When I stop lookin': start shovelin'!
9 months ago · 1 person
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Jack P
donation to Brad's Acronymity Starter fund
9 months ago · 9 1
Alan F
Angel E
David D
Hilary G
Janiece U
Jeff C
JoAnna S
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Laurie B · Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, California

Ha! good one
9 months ago · 1 person
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Janiece U
date then broadcast all sordid facts.
9 months ago · 8 0
Angel E
Bill O
Christopher H
Donna G
Faye E
Hilary G
John C
+1

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Grant S
daughter's tits because augmentation surgery failed
9 months ago · 8 2
Carol F
David D
Faye E
Hilary G
Pamela H
Paul R
Tom S
+1

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Wayne T · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bristol, Tennessee

Hope you had insurance
9 months ago

Faye E · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at HCCC (Prof. of English) in Melbourne, Florida

Ouch!
9 months ago
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Carol F
delicate tapestry by apparently spilling formaldehyde
9 months ago · 7 0
Angel E
Brian P
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Laurie B
Lucy A
Melissa G

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Julie S
damn tires by always skidding fast
9 months ago · 7 1
Brian P
Carolyn S
Donna G
Hilary G
Laurie B
Lucy A
Tom S

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Hilary G · Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

Good one!
9 months ago
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Karl H
Datsun texting busily and swerving frequently
9 months ago · 7 1
Angel E
Christopher H
Donna G
Faye E
Laurie B
Melissa G
Paul R

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Melissa G · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Medical Editor & Copywriter at Freelance in Hampton, New Hampshire

Heehee. My dad had a Datsun when I was a kid.
9 months ago
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Adam C
Demi Tasse by adding salt. Fool.
9 months ago · 7 0
Angel E
Brian P
David D
Hilary G
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Melissa G
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Angel E
Dachshund training by always scolding Fido.
9 months ago · 7 4
Hilary G
Janiece U
Joe C
John C
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Marillyn H
Tom S

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Hilary G · Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

I am sure it was Angels master plan....meow!
9 months ago · 1 person

Joe C · Top 100 Player · Lives in Saint Germain, Wisconsin

As the owner of two doxies, couldn't resit
9 months ago · 1 person
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Brian P
doubtful thoughts by acting so faithfully.
9 months ago · 7 3
Carol F
Carolyn S
David D
Donna G
Lucy A
Menuka R
Tom S

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Donna G · Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolina

nice
9 months ago · 1 person

David D · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Burlington, Vermont

Nice twist BP
9 months ago · 1 person

Menuka R · Lives in Colombo, Sri Lanka

Great!
9 months ago · 1 person
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Alan F
dream to be a successful footballer
9 months ago · 7 1
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Hilary G
Janiece U
Jeff C
Melissa G
Paul R

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Hilary G · Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

Hello bearer of good news!
9 months ago · 1 person
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Wayne T
Dads tackle box and Saturday's fishing
9 months ago · 6 0
Brian P
Carolyn S
Hilary G
Laurie B
Pamela H
Paul R

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Joe C
Determination to buy and sell foreclosures
9 months ago · 6 1
Angel E
Hilary G
Janiece U
Jeff C
Laurie B
Tim L

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Laurie B · Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, California

good one Joe
9 months ago
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Elena N
delicious T-bone by adding salt freely.
9 months ago · 6 1
Angel E
Hilary G
Janiece U
Joe C
Laurie B
Tom S

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Janiece U · Top 100 Player · PhD Candidate at University of Texas at Dallas in Dallas, Texas

I hate over-salted food!
9 months ago
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Laurie B
Duplex; trashing bathroom and smashing furniture
9 months ago · 6 1
Christopher H
Donna G
Janiece U
Marillyn H
Melissa G
Tom S

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Marillyn H · Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma

So good
9 months ago · 1 person
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Christopher H
Desire To Bet Against San Francisco
9 months ago · 5 1
Alan F
Brian P
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Hilary G

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Hilary G · Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

Never bet against SF!
9 months ago
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Conor D
Dream to be a sexy fisherman
9 months ago · 5 0
Alan F
Hilary G
Julie S
Laurie B
Tom S

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Mary W
day, Tuesday, by acting so foolishly
9 months ago · 5 0
Alan F
Christopher H
Faye E
Hilary G
Janiece U

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David D
Delicate taste buds adding "Salsa Firebomb"
9 months ago · 5 1
Angel E
Carolyn S
Donna G
Laurie B
Tom S

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Tom S · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Syracuse, New York

pussy
9 months ago · 1 person
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Jack S
desire to bathe and smell fresh
9 months ago · 5 0
Brian P
Christopher H
Hilary G
Melissa G
Tom S

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Pamela H
Desire. Terrible breath and still fat.
9 months ago · 4 1
Brian P
Christopher H
Donna G
Faye E

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Donna G · Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolina

ouch
9 months ago · 1 person
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Bill O
damned table; balancing act?! Silly fool!
9 months ago · 4 0
Brian P
Christopher H
Laurie B
Menuka R

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Michael S
delicate teacup, breaking a silver filigree.
9 months ago · 3 0
Faye E
Laurie B
Pamela H

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Jeremy H
desk, then broke a stylish footstool.
9 months ago · 3 1
Faye E
Melissa G
Paul R

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Paul R · Lives in Townsend, Massachusetts

oh Jesus no, not the footstool...
9 months ago · 1 person
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Caroline F
deal to be at San Francisco
9 months ago · 3 0
Alan F
Brian P
Laurie B

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John F
daughter's thirteenth birthday aggravating some friends
9 months ago · 2 0
Hilary G
Janiece U

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Bang B
double toasted bacon and sausage frittata!
9 months ago · 2 0
Christopher H
Wayne T

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Tim L
Data, trashing baseline assumptions simply false
9 months ago · 2 0
Brian P
Melissa G

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Tom G
dress to become a sideshow freak
9 months ago · 2 2
Laurie B
Tom S

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Laurie B · Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, California

Tom!!!!! More than nice to see you :-)
9 months ago · 1 person

Tom S · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Syracuse, New York

welcome back
9 months ago · 1 person
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Carolyn S
date, take back angry statement fool!
9 months ago · 1 0
Christopher H

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John C
Digital Tourdeforce By Analogy, Says Fisher
9 months ago · 1 0
Jeff C

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Phil G
deliberative tribunal by adjudicating so fast
9 months ago · 1 0
Angel E

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P.F. B
diligently tabulated bathroom appointment schedule, Fran.
9 months ago · 1 0
Paul R

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Nina C
date! Try being a satisfied female!
9 months ago · 1 0
Carolyn S

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Joseph D
Day today because another spider farted!
9 months ago · 0 0
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Danielle S
defenseless thyroid by accepting Sigmund Freud.
9 months ago · 0 0
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Charlene A
darn tacos buche and salsa flautas!
9 months ago · 0 0
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Fabrizio V
Date, then bitched about some Fiona
9 months ago · 0 0
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Anne A
Disturbing, truth based affirmation system flask.
9 months ago · 0 0
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Melinda S
dogfood, through bacon addition. So fattening!
9 months ago · 0 0
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Melissa G
dress that butt augments something fierce!
9 months ago · 0 0
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Ronan D
dance teacher's big audtions! Such foolhardiness!
9 months ago · 0 0

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