Wordplay games to foster creativity and community.
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If there was an Eleventh Commandment, it should be...
e.g. Thou shalt not timewarp
- No more votes.Crysti D
Thou shalt mind thine own beeswax
- No more votes.Conor D
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's post
- No more votes.Tim L
Thou shalt not post then not vote
- No more votes.Elena N
Thou shalt not wear a speedo
- No more votes.Wayne T
Thou shalt not leave the toilet seat up.
- No more votes.Chris M
Thou shalt not use no double negatives
- No more votes.Brian P
take not thyself too seriously
- No more votes.Esther H
Thou shall read the instructions FIRST
- No more votes.Jenn V
Thou shall not forward chain mail
- No more votes.Alan F
Thou shalt not text whilst driving.
- No more votes.Jim B
Thou shalt not covet socks when wearing sandals
- No more votes.Vincent M
Thou Shall Not Keep Up With The Kardashians
- No more votes.Holly Z
Thou shalt leave small, unruly children at home when attending movies or fine restaurants.
- No more votes.Karl H
Thou shalt not use thy cellular phones during movies.
- No more votes.Tony O
Thou shall not be an idiot.
- No more votes.Carl N
Thou shalt not waste thy potential.
- No more votes.Caitlin S
Thou shalt not procreate if thou can't spell it.
- No more votes.Jeremy H
Thou shalt not wear spandex if you ain't got the body for it.
- No more votes.Caroline F
Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff
- No more votes.Joe C
Thou shalt always wear clean underwear
- No more votes.Kathy R
thou shall not keep leftovers more than four days
- No more votes.JoAnna S
Thou shalt not chew with your mouth open
- No more votes.Rob H
Thou shalt not speak on my behalf
- No more votes.Angel E
Remember your animals and keep them healthy
- No more votes.Christine C
Thou shalt not call someone repeatedly without leaving a voicemail.
- No more votes.Pamela H
Don't worry, be happy.
- No more votes.Steve J
Thou shalt not be a bully
- No more votes.Jeff C
Thou shalt not take pleasure in the aroma of thine own broken wind whilst thou chastise others for doing the same
- No more votes.Dave M
Thou may not pick and choose from the other 10 without being considered a hypocrite.
- No more votes.Christopher H
Thou can't get rich off the Lord
- No more votes.Julie S
thou shalt not use a cell phone while spending time with another human being
- No more votes.Cyn S
Thou shalt color outside the lines
- No more votes.Adam C
Thou shalt not come up with anymore commandments.
- No more votes.Charlene A
OUMers shall have no other games before me.
- No more votes.Marillyn H
Honor your children
- No more votes.Hilary G
Thou Shalt not wear white after Labor Day
- No more votes.Maxine R
Thou shalt not drink and drive
- No more votes.Anne M
Thou shalt know when to use it's and its.
- No more votes.Kimberly R
Thou shall eat cake without guilt
- No more votes.Gp L
Thou shalt not take this stuff litteraly
- No more votes.Linda S
Thou shalt not apply for a job with typos in your resume.
- No more votes.Laurie B
Thou shalt kiss under the mistletoe
- No more votes.Julie S
Thou shalt not eat another human
- No more votes.Lucy A
thou shalt not say "expresso" instead of "espresso"
- No more votes.Brian B
Thou shalt not ever start a sentence with the word "methinks"
- No more votes.Linda B
verily, thou shalt not abuse the apostrophe.
- No more votes.Shirley M
Thou shalt not be cruel to animals
- No more votes.Kenneth M
Have no children you will not support
- No more votes.Fabrizio V
Thou shalt not remain ignorant
- No more votes.Joe L
Do the Hokey Pokey and turn yourself around.
- No more votes.Menuka R
Thou shall not cry over spilt milk!
- No more votes.Benjamin S
thou shalt not procrastinate
- No more votes.Benjamin S
Thou shalt not take Eric Fisher's name in vain
- No more votes.John F
Thou shalt hug your kids at home and belt them in the car
- No more votes.Donna G
Thou shall not sing badly
- No more votes.Sharon W
thou shall party until death do us part
- No more votes.Dina D
Thou shalt not stab a friend in the back - look him in the eye while plunging it you coward!
- No more votes.Michael S
No two electrons shall occupy the same orbital unless they have opposed spins.
- No more votes.John C
Thou Get Off My Mountain And Get To Work On The Other Ten!
- No more votes.Jack S
Do what Jesus would do
- No more votes.Ronan D
Thou shalt not walk around the house in underwear
- No more votes.Michael B
Thou shalt not do that thing where you cluck your tongue when eating
- No more votes.P.F. B
Thou shalt not consider the Good Book to be the Only Book
- No more votes.David D
Thou shalt not do unto others what thou would not want them to do unto you
- No more votes.Meredith P
Thou shalt disregard the previous ten commandments
- No more votes.Matthew B
Provide affordable healthcare to all
- No more votes.Christal H
Thou shall not be a dumb ass
- No more votes.Mel S
Thou shall only use Google to search the internet
- No more votes.Jim W
Thou Shall Not Procrastinate,,starting tomorrow
- No more votes.Carolyn S
Thou shall not become a narcissist
- No more votes.Carol F
Thou shalt not pass a day without chocolate
- No more votes.Deena N
Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
- No more votes.Melissa G
Thou shalt not fart.
- No more votes.Angela S
Thou shall ignore the other Ten when your lawyer advises you to do so
- No more votes.Grant S
Vote like your country depends on it
- No more votes.Lynn W
Thou shalt not Piggy Park. (Taking up 2 spaces with 1 car.)