If there was an Eleventh Commandment, it should be...

Thou shalt mind thine own beeswax

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's post

Thou shalt not post then not vote

Thou shalt not wear a speedo

Thou shalt not leave the toilet seat up.

Thou shalt not use no double negatives

take not thyself too seriously

Thou shall read the instructions FIRST

Thou shall not forward chain mail

Thou shalt not text whilst driving.

Thou shalt not covet socks when wearing sandals

Thou Shall Not Keep Up With The Kardashians

Thou shalt leave small, unruly children at home when attending movies or fine restaurants.

Thou shalt not use thy cellular phones during movies.

Thou shall not be an idiot.

Thou shalt not waste thy potential.

Thou shalt not procreate if thou can't spell it.

Thou shalt not wear spandex if you ain't got the body for it.

Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff

Thou shalt always wear clean underwear

thou shall not keep leftovers more than four days

Thou shalt not chew with your mouth open

Thou shalt not speak on my behalf

Remember your animals and keep them healthy

Thou shalt not call someone repeatedly without leaving a voicemail.

Don't worry, be happy.

Thou shalt not be a bully

Thou shalt not take pleasure in the aroma of thine own broken wind whilst thou chastise others for doing the same

Thou may not pick and choose from the other 10 without being considered a hypocrite.

Thou can't get rich off the Lord

thou shalt not use a cell phone while spending time with another human being

Thou shalt color outside the lines

Thou shalt not come up with anymore commandments.

OUMers shall have no other games before me.

Honor your children

Thou Shalt not wear white after Labor Day

Thou shalt not drink and drive

Thou shalt know when to use it's and its.

Thou shall eat cake without guilt

Thou shalt not take this stuff litteraly

Thou shalt not apply for a job with typos in your resume.

Thou shalt kiss under the mistletoe

Thou shalt not eat another human

thou shalt not say "expresso" instead of "espresso"

Thou shalt not ever start a sentence with the word "methinks"

verily, thou shalt not abuse the apostrophe.

Thou shalt not be cruel to animals

Have no children you will not support

Thou shalt not remain ignorant

Do the Hokey Pokey and turn yourself around.

Thou shall not cry over spilt milk!

thou shalt not procrastinate

Thou shalt not take Eric Fisher's name in vain

Thou shalt hug your kids at home and belt them in the car

Thou shall not sing badly

thou shall party until death do us part

Thou shalt not stab a friend in the back - look him in the eye while plunging it you coward!

No two electrons shall occupy the same orbital unless they have opposed spins.

Thou Get Off My Mountain And Get To Work On The Other Ten!

Do what Jesus would do

Thou shalt not walk around the house in underwear

Thou shalt not do that thing where you cluck your tongue when eating

Thou shalt not consider the Good Book to be the Only Book

Thou shalt not do unto others what thou would not want them to do unto you

Thou shalt disregard the previous ten commandments

Provide affordable healthcare to all

Thou shall not be a dumb ass

Thou shall only use Google to search the internet

Thou Shall Not Procrastinate,,starting tomorrow

Thou shall not become a narcissist

Thou shalt not pass a day without chocolate

Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

Thou shalt not fart.

Thou shall ignore the other Ten when your lawyer advises you to do so

Vote like your country depends on it

Thou shalt not Piggy Park. (Taking up 2 spaces with 1 car.)