Wordplay games to foster creativity and community.
OneUpMe.com is a community of creative thinkers who come together every day to play wordplay games. Every weekday, new topics are posted in a variety of games and players attempt to "one-up" each other in the cleverness of their responses. To get to know the site a bit more, check out the Archive to see some of the past games. Then check out the Forum to see the latest conversations.
I'm glad I'm a man because ...
e.g. I M T W L E
- No more votes.Janiece U
I make twice what ladies earn
- No more votes.Chris M
it makes taking whizzes lots easier
- No more votes.Hilary G
I make terrific wages laboring effortlessly
- No more votes.John F
I'd miss the woman's loving embrace
- No more votes.Jeff D
Inside my testosterone world, love endures!
- No more votes.Christine C
I make the wages ladies envy
- No more votes.JoAnna S
I might try womanizing like Elvis
- No more votes.Lucy A
I mostly thrive with little effort
- No more votes.Jake H
I make Time Warping less ethical
- No more votes.Laurie B
It makes tinkering with landscaping easy
- No more votes.Tim L
In my time women laundered endlessly
- No more votes.Alan F
it makes the world less emasculated
- No more votes.Elena N
I make tents with lasting erections.
- No more votes.Anne A
It makes the wine lifting easier.
- No more votes.Conor D
In men's toilets we laugh enormously
- No more votes.Wayne T
In my town woman lick everything
- No more votes.Maxine R
I missed the Women's Lib experience
- No more votes.Brian P
In my thinking, women lack élan.
- No more votes.Jack P
I measure things with long erections
- No more votes.Carl N
I munch Twinkies watching lotsa ESPN
- No more votes.Bill O
it means that women look exquisite!
- No more votes.Mary W
I make the world lively everyday
- No more votes.Jeff C
itching my testicles warrants less excuses
- No more votes.Tony O
I make the women's loins erupt
- No more votes.Jonathan C
I make trashy women look elegant
- No more votes.Carol F
In men, testosterone works lusciously everyday
- No more votes.Deb K
I'm majorly, totally whoa, like, excellent.
- No more votes.Karl H
in "monthly times" women liberally emote
- No more votes.Jenn V
I may tinkle wherever, let's empty!
- No more votes.Jack S
I make twins wiggle like eels
- No more votes.Ronan D
I meet terrific women like Emily
- No more votes.David D
I'm Mormon - twelve wives - lucid enough?
- No more votes.Charlene A
indulging my teenage wife launches ecstasy!
- No more votes.Jeremy H
I make tons. Women, less earnings.
- No more votes.Steven D
I'm manlyer then wee little elves
- No more votes.Adam C
I make terrible waffles. Let's eat.
- No more votes.Grant S
If men talk, women listen ecstatically.
- No more votes.Shirley B
imitating me takes way less effort.
- No more votes.Donna G
I might tolerate wieners less easily.
- No more votes.Joe C
If my testicles work, love's easy
- No more votes.Erika V
I might touch women's legs, eventually.
- No more votes.Carolyn S
I make twenty women less eligable
- No more votes.Julie S
I manage tinkling with loud eeks
- No more votes.John C
In "Maxim," Tarts Wear Lingerie Exclusively
- No more votes.Jeff J
I met two willing lesbians, excellant
- No more votes.Shirley M
it's mandatory telling white lies everyday
- No more votes.Joseph D
I might tell women lies eventually
- No more votes.P.F. B
I might take women less earnestly
- No more votes.Elizabeth A
In menopause tearful woman love emotions
- No more votes.Tom S
Idiots might take wild liberties everywhere
- No more votes.Tina T
I might transform women lesbian easily