I'm glad I'm a man because ...

I make twice what ladies earn

it makes taking whizzes lots easier

I make terrific wages laboring effortlessly

I'd miss the woman's loving embrace

Inside my testosterone world, love endures!

I make the wages ladies envy

I might try womanizing like Elvis

I mostly thrive with little effort

I make Time Warping less ethical

It makes tinkering with landscaping easy

In my time women laundered endlessly

it makes the world less emasculated

I make tents with lasting erections.

It makes the wine lifting easier.

In men's toilets we laugh enormously

In my town woman lick everything

I missed the Women's Lib experience

In my thinking, women lack élan.

I measure things with long erections

I munch Twinkies watching lotsa ESPN

it means that women look exquisite!

I make the world lively everyday

itching my testicles warrants less excuses

I make the women's loins erupt

I make trashy women look elegant

In men, testosterone works lusciously everyday

I'm majorly, totally whoa, like, excellent.

in "monthly times" women liberally emote

I may tinkle wherever, let's empty!

I make twins wiggle like eels

I meet terrific women like Emily

I'm Mormon - twelve wives - lucid enough?

indulging my teenage wife launches ecstasy!

I make tons. Women, less earnings.

I'm manlyer then wee little elves

I make terrible waffles. Let's eat.

If men talk, women listen ecstatically.

imitating me takes way less effort.

I might tolerate wieners less easily.

If my testicles work, love's easy

I might touch women's legs, eventually.

I make twenty women less eligable

I manage tinkling with loud eeks

In "Maxim," Tarts Wear Lingerie Exclusively

I met two willing lesbians, excellant

it's mandatory telling white lies everyday

I might tell women lies eventually

I might take women less earnestly

In menopause tearful woman love emotions

Idiots might take wild liberties everywhere

I might transform women lesbian easily