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Jul27

My relationship status is "It's Complicated" because...

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There were 42 posts and 141 votes · Toggle Comments

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Elizabeth A
my boyfriend has eleven life partners
10 months ago · 13 2
Brian P
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Christine C
Conor D
Donna G
Hilary G
+6

Brian P and 12 peopleCaroline F
Carolyn S
Christine C
Conor D
Donna G
Hilary G
Kathy R
Laurie B
Mark Q
Maxine R
Mel S
Rob H like this

Donna G · Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolina

mormon?
10 months ago · 3 people

Kathy R · Top 100 Player · Lives in Hayward, Wisconsin

now that's what I call complicated
10 months ago · 2 people
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Hilary G
my boyfriend happily employs lonely prostitutes
10 months ago · 11 3
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Christine C
Conor D
Elizabeth A
Jeff J
Jenn V
+4

Caroline F and 10 peopleCarolyn S
Christine C
Conor D
Elizabeth A
Jeff J
Jenn V
Laurie B
Marillyn H
Maxine R
Mel S like this

Laurie B · Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, California

Hi back!
10 months ago · 1 person

Jenn V · Top 100 Player · Human Resources at ComiXology in Brooklyn, New York

Ha!
10 months ago · 1 person

Maxine R · Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, California

you again?
10 months ago
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Kathy R
married boyfriend has expensive legal problems
10 months ago · 9 1
Bill O
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Christine C
Conor D
Hilary G
Laurie B
+2

Bill O and 8 peopleCaroline F
Carolyn S
Christine C
Conor D
Hilary G
Laurie B
Maxine R
Pamela H like this

Laurie B · Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, California

nicely done
10 months ago
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Donna G
my beau hasn't exactly left puberty.
10 months ago · 8 2
Carolyn S
Christine C
Conor D
David D
Elizabeth A
Hilary G
Joe C
+1

Carolyn S and 7 peopleChristine C
Conor D
David D
Elizabeth A
Hilary G
Joe C
Wayne T like this

Donna G · Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolina

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10 months ago · 1 person

Hilary G · Top 100 Player · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

Bahahahahahaha!!
10 months ago · 2 people
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Joe C
My boyfriend's husband enjoys lesbian partners
10 months ago · 8 0
Caroline F
Conor D
Hilary G
Jeff J
Jenn V
Kathy R
Mel S
+1

Caroline F and 7 peopleConor D
Hilary G
Jeff J
Jenn V
Kathy R
Mel S
Wayne T like this
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David D
My boneheaded heartthrob exclusively loves porn
10 months ago · 8 0
Bill O
Christine C
Conor D
Donna G
Hilary G
Jenn V
Laurie B
+1

Bill O and 7 peopleChristine C
Conor D
Donna G
Hilary G
Jenn V
Laurie B
Pamela H like this
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Carolyn S
Many boyfriends help eliminate lasting proposals
10 months ago · 7 0
Christine C
David D
Jenn V
Julie S
Laurie B
Maxine R
Pamela H

Christine C and 6 peopleDavid D
Jenn V
Julie S
Laurie B
Maxine R
Pamela H like this
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Ronan D
many beauties have each looked promising
10 months ago · 7 0
Christine C
Conor D
Hilary G
Julie S
Laurie B
Marillyn H
Wayne T

Christine C and 6 peopleConor D
Hilary G
Julie S
Laurie B
Marillyn H
Wayne T like this
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Bill O
my boyfriend's husband's ex lover proposed
10 months ago · 7 1
Christine C
Conor D
Hilary G
John C
Kathy R
Laurie B
Rob H

Christine C and 6 peopleConor D
Hilary G
John C
Kathy R
Laurie B
Rob H like this

Kathy R · Top 100 Player · Lives in Hayward, Wisconsin

wow that is complicated!
10 months ago
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Dave M
My Boyfriend hoards every last penny
10 months ago · 7 0
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Hilary G
Laurie B
Marillyn H
Maxine R
Mel S

Caroline F and 6 peopleCarolyn S
Hilary G
Laurie B
Marillyn H
Maxine R
Mel S like this
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Karl H
my bastard husband extramaritally lustfully procreated
10 months ago · 6 0
Brian P
Christine C
Conor D
Hilary G
Julie S
Kathy R

Brian P and 5 peopleChristine C
Conor D
Hilary G
Julie S
Kathy R like this
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Melissa G
My bigamist husband evokes lusty problems
10 months ago · 5 0
Caroline F
Conor D
Hilary G
Marillyn H
Mel S

Caroline F and 4 peopleConor D
Hilary G
Marillyn H
Mel S like this
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Paul R
My broken hand elicits limited pleasure
10 months ago · 5 0
Conor D
Hilary G
Joe C
Pamela H
Rob H

Conor D and 4 peopleHilary G
Joe C
Pamela H
Rob H like this
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Alan F
my big heart eventually leaves permanently
10 months ago · 5 0
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Christine C
John C
Mel S

Caroline F and 4 peopleCarolyn S
Christine C
John C
Mel S like this
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JoAnna S
my badass husband enjoys little penises
10 months ago · 3 1
Conor D
Hilary G
Rob H

Conor D and 2 peopleHilary G
Rob H like this

Hilary G · Top 100 Player · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

LOL!
10 months ago
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Pamela H
Many boyfriends have entertained loving partnerships.
10 months ago · 3 0
Christine C
Hilary G
Laurie B

Christine C and 2 peopleHilary G
Laurie B like this
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Laurie B
My boyfriend's hardheaded ego limits possibilities
10 months ago · 2 2
Hilary G
Maxine R

Hilary G and Maxine R like this

Hilary G · Top 100 Player · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

Wonderful, Laurie! Hang in there....I am sure more votes will come :)
10 months ago · 1 person

Laurie B · Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, California

Thanks Hilary, so glad at least you found it!
10 months ago
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Jack P
My balls haven't exactly lowered proportionally
10 months ago · 2 0
David D
Joe C

David D and Joe C like this
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Charlene A
my bromance has envisioned life partner!
10 months ago · 2 0
Christine C
Hilary G

Christine C and Hilary G like this
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Wayne T
Mom believes her equipment lacks potential
10 months ago · 2 0
Carolyn S
Rob H

Carolyn S and Rob H like this
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Grant S
My boyfriend has elephant like penis
10 months ago · 2 0
Conor D
Wayne T

Conor D and Wayne T like this
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Tim L
Marriage blows, he evades licking pu$$y
10 months ago · 2 0
Conor D
Jeff J

Conor D and Jeff J like this
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Jenn V
multiple boyfriends help elevate libido properly
10 months ago · 2 0
Hilary G
Tim L

Hilary G and Tim L like this
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Graham N
Me being heterosexual; Evelyn lesbian - problems!!
10 months ago · 2 0
Bill O
Christine C

Bill O and Christine C like this
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Brian P
mystical barriers harry every love possibility
10 months ago · 1 0
Laurie B

Laurie B likes this
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Michael S
multiple bisexual hookups exacerbate lonely position
10 months ago · 1 0
Brian P

Brian P likes this
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John C
My Bimbos' Husbands Expect Lucrative Proposals
10 months ago · 1 0
Hilary G

Hilary G likes this
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Erin R
My boner habitually encourages loveless penetration
10 months ago · 1 0
Jeff J

Jeff J likes this
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Steven D
My "big hog," equals "little penis."
10 months ago · 1 0
David D

David D likes this
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Conor D
My big heart elicits lonely people
10 months ago · 1 0
Mel S

Mel S likes this
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Christine C
my boyfriend hates every loud proclamation
10 months ago · 1 0
Laurie B

Laurie B likes this
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Jeff J
my bitchy horr ex likes penis
10 months ago · 1 0
Erin R

Erin R likes this
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John F
my brother's huge erection looks perfect
10 months ago · 1 1
Rob H

Rob H likes this

Rob H · Top 100 Player · Quality Enhancement Admin. at Marion-Dillon County Board of Disabilities & Special Needs in Latta, South Carolina

I had to see who the other pervert on here was today...
10 months ago
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Christopher H
Many Babes Have Experienced Lustful Petting
10 months ago · 1 0
John C

John C likes this
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Melinda S
My boytoys have enormous, lovely penises
10 months ago · 1 0
Conor D

Conor D likes this
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Rob H
mother behaves herself explicitly, loves pleasure
10 months ago · 1 0
Hilary G

Hilary G likes this
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Maxine R
my boyfriend houses eleven lonely people
10 months ago · 1 1
Hilary G

Hilary G likes this

Hilary G · Top 100 Player · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

Great! Shabbat Shalom, Maxine!
10 months ago
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Aj H
Marrying beasts hasn't exactly legal protection
10 months ago · 0 0
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Joseph D
Maybe being hopeless exaggerates loneliness perpetually!
10 months ago · 0 0
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Shirley B
my brain has evacuated love principles.
10 months ago · 0 0
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Julie S
mangy boys have extra long pubes.
10 months ago · 0 0
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Shirley M
my broken heart empowered loving people
10 months ago · 0 0