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Jul06
She's like a croissant...
e.g. flaky
There were 136 posts and 1,391 votes
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- No more votes.Alden S
Hasn't quite got the dough to make ends meet
Alan F and 49 peopleAngela S
Benjamin S
Beth V
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Holly Z
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Jill M
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Zara G like this - No more votes.Brian B
she's all wrapped up in herself
Alden S and 43 peopleAngela S
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Charly L
Chris H
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Dot Cassidy D
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Wayne T like this - No more votes.Peggy H
she's never been on a diet.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWowza! Great finish, Peg!!!!! :) Have a wonderful weekend.
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaDot, thank you for the kind words! This morning when I only had 3 votes, I was kind of discouraged, but I liked it and that counted to me! You have a great weekend also! And enjoy some warm buttered croissants with jam!
- No more votes.Robert H
she falls apart the moment I touch her
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Nina C ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Eagle Optics in Mount Horeb, WisconsinOui, oui! :)
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Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Systems Administrator at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New Yorkooooh yeahhh
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- No more votes.Tina T
I got the whip out for her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHow exciting! :)
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaNice one, Tina
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Christopher H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Online Mentor Teacher at racine unified in Racine, WisconsinI beg your pardon, Madame...
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- No more votes.Lynn W
I've grown since meeting her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaFunny, Lynn! :)
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Julie S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her cribshe helped introduce me to lycra
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Mike K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Krambeck Photography (Photographer) in Louisville, NebraskaGood post, Lynn!
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- No more votes.Jeremy H
Waking up to her every day is killing me
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHow sad....
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Jeremy H ·
Top 100 Player · Works at ABC's The Neighbors in Mar Vista, CaliforniaIt's not the worst way to go out.
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Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Systems Administrator at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New YorkThis one should be doing better than it is.
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- No more votes.Zara G
She's full of hot air
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGreat, Zara!!! :)
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgianice!
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- No more votes.Dina D
I got her toasted at the Bistro
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaDina, this is so cute. It deserved more votes!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsingood one, dina-happy friday ;-)
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice, Dina!
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- No more votes.Karen F
she's big on top, but has a flat bottom
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaThat was you? I'm sorry, Karen. I know we posted at the exact same time. I hate it when it happens to me.
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaDon't apologize, Laura! It happens to all of us - I'm glad it did so well for you. Confirms my first thought was a good one to go with! ;o) Have a great weekend!
- No more votes.Christopher H
always twisting things around
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaWhat would we call her if she was straight? Have a thought, Chris????
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaThanks for your late vote!
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- No more votes.Nikolina ?
She's my bread and butter
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Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Systems Administrator at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New YorkHah. True.
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Holly Z ·
Top 10 Elite · From Atlanta, GeorgiaLove it!
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, Serbia:)
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- No more votes.Jill M
I prefer to see her in a mini
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaCute and clever, Jill!
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 20, 2011Jill! I've been missing you :)
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- No more votes.Joe C
I've known her to be horny
- No more votes.Chris M
I ordered her around a lot while in France
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasMr. Bossypants!
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Chris M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Portland, OregonI actually did order a few croissants while in France too.
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasMmmmm....:)
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- No more votes.Pam D
My wife could tell I had her on the kitchen island
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaLook at this late screamer!!!! Way to go, Pam!
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Pam D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Marketing and Business Development Specialist at Link Computer Corporation in Duncansville, PennsylvaniaThanks! I haven't played in about 8 months! But when I came home from the office, it was just tooooo hot to do anything at all except mix myself a drink. I grabbed my laptop and thought...hey, I should check out OUM...
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYou've got your priorities straight! Have a cool weekend. :)
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- No more votes.Donna G
too fat for me.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI don't want her,
you can have her
she's too fat for me,
she's too fat for me..etc., etc., etc....
(Beer Barrel Polka -same song????)
- No more votes.Benjamin S
She's always just sitting there in a Starbucks
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI thought they were fake. :)
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Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Systems Administrator at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New YorkLOL Dot!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsindrawing flies?
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- No more votes.Melissa G
Good-looking, but can't satisfy me
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Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Systems Administrator at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New YorkYeah BBB!
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Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Systems Administrator at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New YorkI think we both knew Melissa was talking about both of us.
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- No more votes.Kaisa S
I spread jam on her
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaKaisa, here is a start for you! Groan no more!!!
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Kaisa S ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Lappeenranta, FinlandYou're too kind Peggy :)
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David D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Burlington, VermontYay kinky!
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Tony O ·
Top 100 Player · Broker/Realtor at Wilkinson & Associates in Harrisburg, North Carolina
This is one for the Best Posts Ever list!
10 months ago · 3 peopleLinda R ·
Top 100 Player · Job at Any Where in Boston, Massachusetts
Haven't played in a few days, but just saw this now - terrific!!! What a great winning post.
10 months ago · 2 people