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Jul04
She's like Skype...
e.g. I'm familiar with her features
There were 119 posts and 1,287 votes
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- No more votes.Caroline F
I see a lot of my Mother in her
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Caroline! Even better than Alan's. Happy 4th of July!
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- No more votes.Steve J
I see eye to eye with her
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaEye think this is gr8, Steve!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinmust be the same height as you? hope you had a great holiday, steve ;-)
- No more votes.Michael G
she freed me from my cell
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOn Independence Day how perfect! :)
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioVery well-played!
- No more votes.Alan F
some days I just can't face her
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgialove it Alan! Happy 4th to ya, mate!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood one, Alan!
- No more votes.Chris M
I used her when my girlfriend was out of town
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaWay to go Chris!! Happy 4th of July!
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasThere you are! Your secret is safe with me.
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Chris M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Portland, OregonThanks, Chris. Mmm's the word
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- No more votes.Dot Cassidy D
I knew she'd cut out on me
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John F ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Cara Realtors in Point Pleasant Beach, New JerseyNice one Dot
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThanks, everyone, so much. Hope you had a terrific 4th of July.
- No more votes.David D
I saw my husband with her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaVery funny, David! :)
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John F ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Cara Realtors in Point Pleasant Beach, New JerseyI hope you worked it out
- No more votes.Brian B
I keep in touch with her
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaHa, yes, keeping in touch. Happy 4th to you as well Ms. Bland.
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Alan F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Brutus Trimfit (Owner/Partner/retired) in Tucson, ArizonaHappy 4th to you too "Matey"
- No more votes.Alden S
Two-faced
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaI Alden, nice post
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaLike this: :-) :-)
- No more votes.Maxine R
She's my favorite call girl
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Maxine! Happy 4th of July!
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkStill hot on the 4th, Maxine!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaThanks Shane and Neal.
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- No more votes.Linda S
you can look but you can't touch
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGOOD ONE!! :o !!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinright on LTS
- No more votes.Joshua O
Has a way of helping people face their relatives.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaVery nice Joshua!! Happy 4th of July!
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaGood one! Happy 4th!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOh yeah!!
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- No more votes.Donna G
I see a lot of my daughter in her.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaSO GOOD, Donna!!!
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John F ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Cara Realtors in Point Pleasant Beach, New JerseyDonna!
- No more votes.William H
she's confrontational.
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaLike it! Happy 4th!
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganAh, nice take!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaDefinitely, William! :)
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- No more votes.Ski Z
She gets in the middle of my conversations
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinshe's a buttinski-that's what we would call people like that ;-)
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioSo nosy... Happy 4th to you Ms. Ski!!
- No more votes.Julie S
tends to distort reality
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWow!!!
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Julie S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her cribbing~bang~boom time
- No more votes.Bob S
I didn't connect with her
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Bob. Happy 4th of July!
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaStory of my Sunday with my twin! Well put Bob, Happy 4th!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaTry, try, again. :)
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- No more votes.Deena N
She's got some hangups.
- No more votes.Jill M
I saw a lot of myself in her
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWoohoo! Yeah! Yahoo! Glad to see you, Jill
A very Happy Fourth of July :) -
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaFunny, Jill! :)
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- No more votes.Thomas M
makes me comb my hair and put on a shirt
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaI hear you:-) Have a Happy Fourth!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaWow, that's pretty extreme, Tom!!
- No more votes.Zara G
provides a service I once paid for
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, I hated having to pay for it too!!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaStellar deal! :)
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- No more votes.Sarah Ann D
She doesn't ring any bells with me
- No more votes.Dina D
I feel a disconnect with her at times
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaVery nice. Happy 4th!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHey Dina!!! Happy 4th -Great post!
- No more votes.Wayne T
I finally got to see what she's been talking about
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Wayne. Happy 4th of July!
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Wayne T ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bristol, TennesseeThanks Shane. Boomerang!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWow! Good, Wayne! Happy 4th :)
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- No more votes.Ginny K
Brought me closer to my grandkids
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Ginny! Happy 4th of July!
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaThat's why I love it. Happy 4h.
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaHave a Happy Fourth!
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- No more votes.Mike K
I saw where she was coming from
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaGreat, Mike! Happy Fourth of July to you. :)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaReally love it, Mike!
- No more votes.Chris M
she's a looker
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI love it and glad to see you, Chris! :)
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John F ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Cara Realtors in Point Pleasant Beach, New JerseyHi CC Enjoying Independence Week I hope
- No more votes.Brian P
she doesn't care whether or not I'm wearing pants
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Brian P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonHow do you know about the skirt Dot?
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaSkype lore - it's all over the net.
- No more votes.John F
My coworkers and I conferred with her
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganNice post, John. Happy holiday to you and yours!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHappy Fourth of July, John! :)
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaReally good! Happy 4th!
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- No more votes.Kaisa S
I hardly ever chat with her
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Hilary G ·
Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaHi Kaisa! What's up?
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaShe doesn't have much to say, anyway.
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinreally great, kaisa
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- No more votes.Karen U
She has an eye for me
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganGood thinking, Karen!
I hope you have a great 4th! -
Karen U ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Owner/Stylist at The Hair Shop in Oroville, CaliforniaThanks Chris:) You have a good 4th too!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaReally clever, Karen! :)
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- No more votes.Ronan D
When she opens up, I can talk with her
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaYes! Very good, Ronan! Happy 4th....I know :)
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Ronan D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · oxford city fc at Football Manager 2013 in CorkThanks! Happy 4th July to you too :)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNice, Ronan! :)
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- No more votes.Beth A
she's always there, no matter the distance
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaYes indeed Beth! Happy 4th!
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Peter U ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Makanda, IllinoisHappy Independence Day
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHappy 4th of July to you, Beth :)
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- No more votes.Christine C
Let me work from home
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Christine C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at BackOffice Associates, LLC in Eastham, MassachusettsThanks, you as well!
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkI meant what Shane said. :)
- No more votes.Nina C
A real, live call girl
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Nina C ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Eagle Optics in Mount Horeb, WisconsinThanks, guys! Back at you!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood one, Nina! H4oJ !!!
- No more votes.Marillyn H
I spend the holidays with her
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkHappy 4th!
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaThanks and same to you
- No more votes.Carol F
So many people have used her
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaHappy 4th. Carol
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Carol F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Chocolatier at Carols Creative Chocolatez LLCThanks, Marilyn! The same to you! Have a safe and happy holiday!
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- No more votes.Laurie B
she coined a new phrase
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaIndeed! Nice Laurie, Happy 4th!
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkLovely, Laurie. Happy 4th!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaShe sure did!!! Happy 4th of July, Laurie!!
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- No more votes.Steve K
you can see right through her phoniness
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, CaliforniaHappy 4th Steve
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahaha, I knew this was you and I didn't even have to vote
A very Happy Fourth of July, Steve :) -
Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaHi you. Happy 4th!
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- No more votes.Ed P
Gets turned on by my headset
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNo accounting for taste!! :)
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinwas that all you had on?
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- No more votes.Peggy H
she won't talk to strangers
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaI bet she would talk to me ;)
Happy Fourth of July, Peggy -
Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaThank you stranger, yes she would 'cause you have a way!
- No more votes.Jack P
I have to use a different name with her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, Nebraska"Trixie"??
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- No more votes.Jim H
A poor substitute for being there
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaAlas... 'tis true.
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- No more votes.Mel K
Always wants me to spend more money on her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaExcellent, Mel!
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- No more votes.
- No more votes.Steven D
I'm always on her;-)
Daniel O and Dot Cassidy D like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNow we know...
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- No more votes.Angela S
Used some protocol before opening up to chat
Dot Cassidy D and Lynn W like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYeeHa!!!! You thinker, you!!!
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- No more votes.Charlene A
I could care less about her
Carolyn S and Dot Cassidy D like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, Nebraskame too!
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyGood, that makes the two of us, Dot!
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- No more votes.Mark S
without a connection I just can't be with her
Dot Cassidy D likes this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHope you work it out :)
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- No more votes.Glen M
just one of the Mcluhan tribe
Dot Cassidy D likes this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaExcellent, Glen. Thinking outside the box.
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, Arkansas
Good stuff, Jenn
10 months agoLaurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsin
that works! good luck, jenn
10 months ago