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Jul02
She's like Monopoly...
e.g. I took a chance with her
There were 155 posts and 1,678 votes
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- No more votes.Greg O
I ended up getting the boot
Alan F and 42 peopleAlden S
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William B like this - No more votes.Vincent M
There are a lot of avenues I can take with her
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Yvonne S like this - No more votes.Karen F
my advances on her led to a hotel
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaI think I saw you there :-)
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioI hope the hotel was one of the better establishments. Then you didn't have far to go. <<<< long way for that joke...
- No more votes.Angela S
Made me pay for those chance encounters
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioAnd Steve, I do need to get to a game. I'm sure the tickets aren't THAT expensive ;- P
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsingood play today, angela ;-)
- No more votes.Dot Cassidy D
She has a low-rent side to her
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New Yorkwell worded, Dot.
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioBoarded-up blight. And it's the color of a bruise.
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I bought my first house with her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaAwwwe...sweet, Maartje!!!!!!! :)
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinsweet and cute
- No more votes.Caroline F
I played around on her
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaGreat
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaIs that nice?
- No more votes.Charlene A
when I play around with her I wind up in jail
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Tim L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Murphy, North CarolinaNice!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa, I see you didn't end up there over the weekend Charlene. How was the lobster?
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaMake her show you her I.D.
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I've been around the block with her a few times
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioDon't forget to say "Hi" while you're 'just visiting' ;=) (Me. behind bars...)
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasOh, Angela, I would break you outta there!
- No more votes.Mel K
We laid her on the table and all had a turn at her
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNaughty girl!! Good one Mel!
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Mel K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ventura, CaliforniaAnd we rolled the dice to see who went first!
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Christopher H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Online Mentor Teacher at racine unified in Racine, WisconsinGo to jail. Go directly io jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
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a visit to her corner meant $200
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Kathy R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hayward, Wisconsinhahah that's one expensive streetwalker
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Jeff C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New JerseyWhat do you expect Kathy, she's located next to Boardwalk and Park Place. You want a $50 quickie, go to Baltic.
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioSorry I missed this. It's pricey, but good.
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She was all about getting rich from the word go
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaLove it!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaAlmost missed this not enough coffee this AM? Great, Fern!
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She railroaded me
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Rosanne M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Madison, Wisconsindamn her!
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaNice
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I played her for all she's worth
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, Nebraskaand myself
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaMe too and hope I'm not the caboose. :)
- No more votes.Julie S
She has the cutest little convertible
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She's responsible for me ending up in prison
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioI hope you're not planning on paying your lawyer in...you know...
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Has a place on Park Avenue
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWow! Lucky you Christine, prime property.
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- No more votes.Janiece U
I roiled the dice with her and lost
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Janiece U ·
Top 100 Player · PhD Candidate at University of Texas at Dallas in Dallas, TexasUh-oh! Peggy - until I read your comment - I had NO IDEA I had a typo. That's what I get for typing on my phone . . . without my glasses! eeeek . . hope I don't end up on snub club!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaMost of us can't see too well anyway :-)
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She might be old, but she's still a good time!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaDoesn't surprise me at all!! The old ones are the only ones I can get to play with me anymore!!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaWe older women are like fine wine. We get better with age!
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she brings out the player in me.
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinaplayer
guy who is sustaining supposedly exclusive relationships with multiple girls simultaneously -
Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaThanks for the explanation Donna, I wouldn't want to be that guy!! Haha, good one!!
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keeps reinventing herself
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaStill the same old thing though!
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I cheated with her at the Boardwalk hotel
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaVery good
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Nina C ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Eagle Optics in Mount Horeb, Wisconsinvery naughty!
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You've gotta be rich to win her!
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I like to play with her terrier dog
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaSo cute. Car or doggie :)
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioI always fought my cousins for that dog. Guess what I ended up with? Well, to this day, I really hate to iron...
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I only take her out when I'm bored
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood one, Ronan! :)
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaFunny!
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I played a losing game with her
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaSarah, me too!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaSame here!!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYep, me too.
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- No more votes.Mel S
keeps everything above board
- No more votes.Laurie B
I made big bucks off the sale of her estates
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinlove it, laurie anne ;-)
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, Arkansasgreat LAB!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaThis is great, Laurie!
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- No more votes.Steven D
I don't complete her
Dot Cassidy D and Peggy H like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's really excellent, Steven. Late, but great, and that counts for something!
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Julie S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her crib
first vote and I believe I picked the winner
10 months ago · 1 personHilary G ·
Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California
Wow Greg! Might you have another win!
10 months ago · 1 person