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Jun27
He's like a weightloss diet...
e.g. I hungered for him
There were 164 posts and 2,313 votes
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- No more votes.Raquel V
I'm living large without him now
Brian B and 45 peopleBrian P
Carl N
Caroline F
Chris M
Christopher H
Daniel O
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elizabeth A
Emily W
Grant S
Holly Z
Jack S
Jenn V
JoAnna S
Joel M
Julie S
Julie S
June K
Kaisa S
Karen F
Karen U
Kate D
Kathy R
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Linda R
Lucy A
Mark S
Mel S
Neal G
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peter U
Rob H
Rosanne M
Shane K
Susan C
T W Scott M
Thomas A
Vicki M
Wayne T like this - No more votes.Steve J
He took me down a notch
Alan F and 44 peopleBeth H
Beth A
Brian B
Brian P
Brit Y
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Chris M
Christine C
Daniel O
Dot Cassidy D
Emily W
Esther H
Holly Z
June K
Kaisa S
Kate D
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Lucy A
Mark S
Maxine R
Mel S
Michael G
Michele L
Neal G
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peter U
Prince Y
Robin A
Rosanne M
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Ski Z
T W Scott M
Tim L
Wayne T
William B
William H like this-
Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkVery nice, Steve!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaVery good and Very Funny!:-)
- No more votes.Peter U
helped out when things got tight
Beth H and 41 peopleBeth A
Brian B
Brian P
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Chris M
Christine C
Christopher H
Dot Cassidy D
Emily W
Grant S
Holly Z
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Kate D
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Linda B
Lucy A
Marillyn H
Mark H
Maxine R
Mel S
Michele L
Neal G
Pamela H
Patricia R
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Rosanne M
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Ski Z
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Susan C
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William H like this - No more votes.Caroline F
improved my bottom line
Alan F and 40 peopleAlden S
Brent S
Carolyn S
Christine C
Daniel O
Emily W
Esther H
Graham N
Grant S
Greg O
Hilary G
Jane B
JoAnna S
Johnson S
June K
Karen F
Kelly S
Linda B
Linda R
Linda S
Marillyn H
Mark S
Maxine R
Mel S
Michael G
Neal G
Peggy H
Robin A
Rosanne M
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Shannon J
Sharon W
Steve J
Sue F
Susan C
Suzi S
Thomas A
William B
William H like this - No more votes.Alden S
My friends see less of me since he came along
Beth H and 38 peopleBob S
Brent S
Brit Y
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Christine C
Christopher H
Dot Cassidy D
Emily W
Grant S
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jenn V
JoAnna S
Joel M
June K
Karen F
Kelly S
Laurie B
Lucy A
Marillyn H
Mark H
Mark S
Maxine R
Mel S
Neal G
Pamela H
Peggy H
Rob H
Rosanne M
Shane K
Sharon W
Steve K
Susan C
Suzi S
William B
William H like this - No more votes.Brent S
he's got no bread
Beth H and 37 peopleBrian B
Carolyn S
Chris W
Christopher H
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Elizabeth A
Emily W
Joel M
Johnson S
Julie S
June K
Karen U
Kate D
Kathy R
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Laurie W
Linda B
Linda R
Linda S
Lucy A
Maxine R
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peter U
Rosanne M
Sarah Ann D
Shannon J
Shirley F
Ski Z
Susan C
Suzi S
T W Scott M
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William H like this-
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYou're in the Top Ten, you little pissant!!! :)
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Brent S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Paris, TennesseePlease god lemme win something!
- No more votes.Jenn V
helped me lighten up
Alden S and 36 peopleBeth H
Beth A
Brian B
Brian P
Carolyn S
Chris M
Christine C
Daniel O
Dot Cassidy D
Emily W
Holly Z
Joel M
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Linda B
Lucy A
Mark S
Mel S
Michael G
Mike K
Neal G
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peter U
Rosanne M
Shane K
Ski Z
Suzi S
T W Scott M
Thomas A
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Suzi S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Advocate for Research & Awareness of Arachnoiditis at Work from Home, One Day at a Time in Forster, New South WalesGreat take on this analogy, Jenny ;-)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaI like it Jenn!! Nice one!!
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaNice!
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- No more votes.Michael G
he takes the cake
Bob S and 35 peopleBrent S
Brian P
Brit Y
Chris M
Christine C
David D
Dot Cassidy D
Emily W
Esther H
Joel M
Johnson S
June K
Kaisa S
Kate D
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Laurie B
Linda B
Linda S
Maxine R
Michele L
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peggy H
Rob H
Rosanne M
Sarah Ann D
Shannon J
Shirley F
Steve K
Susan C
T W Scott M
Tony O
William H like this - No more votes.Peggy H
he made me toss my cookies
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaI absolutely love this
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaThank you all. You made my day worth getting up at 4:00 a.m. to post this!
- No more votes.Patricia R
women cheat on him all the time
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Christopher H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Online Mentor Teacher at racine unified in Racine, WisconsinNow THAT'S Clever!
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkThat it is, Patricia.
- No more votes.Graham N
I feel like a loser around him
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Suzi S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Advocate for Research & Awareness of Arachnoiditis at Work from Home, One Day at a Time in Forster, New South WalesBut this sounds like a WINNER'S POST!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaGreat one Graham!
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- No more votes.Karen F
I gave up a lot for him
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkWas it worth it?
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkKarenlicious (since it's food-related)
- No more votes.Kathy R
his plan was to belittle me
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Kathy!
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaThis is great
- No more votes.Dot Cassidy D
Didn't let me have much input
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkNicely done, Dot!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWoohoo! <3
- No more votes.Andy E
I cheated on him with Ben & Jerry
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaMe too
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Yvonne S · Cook at McCoy's - Ft. McCoy, WI in Sparta, Wisconsin
Good one!
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Raquel V ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Photo Stylist at Raquel Vidal Stylist in Cold Spring, New YorkMe too...I guess we get a round...
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- No more votes.Anne A
a handful of dates was not enough.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOK then. You can have 4 raisins too. But that's it.
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Joel M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From El Paso, TexasHow about a lifetime?
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Mike K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Krambeck Photography (Photographer) in Louisville, NebraskaExcellent!
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- No more votes.Shane K
he helped me tip the scales in my favor
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkVery nice, Shane!
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkLove it, Shane!
- No more votes.Robin A
He makes me feel hollow inside
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOh, THAT guy! :)
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Kate D ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Morphose Mountain Retreat in Washington, District of ColumbiaHahaha!
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaI can hear an echo sometimes...
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- No more votes.Nikolina ?
I had to follow his plan
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaYou shouldn't let him control you girl :-)
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, SerbiaOh I should! He knows what's good for me :)
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- No more votes.Kaisa S
made a loser out of me
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Tim L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Murphy, North CarolinaWell Done
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaVery well done Kaisa!!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaI guess that was a good thing :-)
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- No more votes.Jeff C
I had to use him to get myself in the door
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaI just love this one, Jeff!
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaSnort!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahaha :D
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- No more votes.JoAnna S
Took off when I started following him
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Tony O ·
Top 100 Player · Broker/Realtor at Wilkinson & Associates in Harrisburg, North CarolinaI don't think they're getting it...it's great!
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Holly Z ·
Top 10 Elite · From Atlanta, GeorgiaNo kidding, this is great!
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkNo kidding, agree with Holly.
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- No more votes.Prince Y
gave me food for thought
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaYeah, and not much else! Good one, Prince!
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 20, 2011^I was going to say something like that. LOL!
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Prince Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Project Executive at M-BIZ Global in London, United KingdomThanks guys and lovely girls. My first post in a while.
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- No more votes.Bill R
All the ladies are talking about him
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganOh, good lord, do they ever!!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's the truest one all day. Women just seem to love to talk about diets!
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Bill R ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Electrolytic Ozone Inc. (Electrical Engineer) in Manchester, New HampshireThanks ladies, may all your snacks be zero calories !
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- No more votes.Maxine R
He's faithful all week but cheats on weekends.
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaGood one Maxine
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaThanks Marilyn, I couldn't get the wording right. It works for the guy, but not really for the diet. I was so tired and just gave up - so thanks for knowing what I meant. I also messed up my HY post also due to being so bleery-eyed as well. ?-)
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- No more votes.Linda R
He made fat profits on negative gains
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Tim L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Murphy, North CarolinaExcellent
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaSo smart!! Nice one Linda!
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkThis is so Linda.
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- No more votes.Jessica C
tasteless
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, Nebraska"Flavor" is just another word for "fat"!
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- No more votes.Christopher H
Can't satisfy my true cravings...
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaAll plain-Jane, huh? Yawn... :)
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaFood never can Chris! ;-)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Chris!
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- No more votes.Megan P
I feel guilty for spooning with him.
- No more votes.Chris M
my body still needs him but my mind says it's over
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaOh yeah! Chris, my mind is WEAK!!!
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasUgh, it'll get so much better when you find a new one!
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, Arkansaslisten to your body;)
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- No more votes.Donna G
I've made him a huge part of my life.
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinahttp://thisisnotadiet-itsmylife.com/2011/07/26/is-lifestyle-change-just-another-diet/
Is Lifestyle Change just another Diet?
http://thisisnotadiet-itsmylife.com/2011/07/26/is-lifestyle-change-just-another-diet/I’ve heard this infuriating statement or something similar too many times not to respond: “I’ve tried many diets, I even tried the lifestyle change once. Nothing works.”...
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- No more votes.Michael S
Made me feel guilty
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaHilary, funny, but I feel that way when I get a vote from you!!!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaAnd Shane, of course!
- No more votes.Carol F
It takes me forever to get used to him
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaCarol, any chocolate allowed on yours??
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Carol F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Chocolatier at Carols Creative Chocolatez LLC in Highland Park, New JerseyMy kind of diet, Peggy, is a diet that is virtually ALL chocolate!!!
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- No more votes.Tom S
thinks he's God gift to woman
Christopher H and Peggy H like this-
Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, Californiacheck your profile Tom.
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgia
Niiiice!
10 months ago · 2 peopleRaquel V ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Photo Stylist at Raquel Vidal Stylist in Cold Spring, New York
Thaaaaankssss!!!
10 months ago · 1 person