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Jun26
She's like a bath: ...
e.g. got me into hot water
There were 160 posts and 2,025 votes
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- No more votes.Alden S
I was totally immersed in her
Alan F and 44 peopleAngela S
Brian B
Brian P
Carol F
Caroline F
Carolyn S
Charlene A
Chris M
Chris H
Chris M
Christine C
David D
Donna G
Emily W
Holly Z
Jack S
Janiece U
Jeff C
Jenn V
JoAnna S
Karen F
Karen U
Katie P
Kelly S
Laurie W
Lisa G
Lucy A
Marillyn H
Maxine R
Mel S
Mike K
Neal G
Patricia R
Peggy H
Prince Y
Shane K
Sharon W
Steve J
Sue F
Susan C
T W Scott M
Vicki M
William B
William H like this - No more votes.Rosanne M
I came clean with her
Alden S and 42 peopleAngela S
Brent S
Brian B
Brit Y
Carol F
Charlene A
Christine C
David D
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Emily W
Grant S
Holly Z
Jack S
Janiece U
Jeff C
Julie S
Karen F
Karen U
Kelly S
Laurie F
Laurie W
Linda B
Lucy A
Mark H
Maxine R
Mel S
Michael G
Mike K
Neal G
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peter U
Prince Y
Shane K
Shannon J
Sharon W
Ski Z
Sue F
T W Scott M
Tim L
William B like this - No more votes.Pamela H
Ran out on me and left the ring.
Angela S and 38 peopleBrian P
Brit Y
Carl N
Carolyn S
Charlene A
Chris M
Chris M
Christine C
Dot Cassidy D
Emily W
Heidy S
Holly Z
Jane B
Janiece U
Jenn V
Julie S
Karen F
Kelly S
Larry R
Laurie F
Laurie B
Lisa R
Lucy A
Marillyn H
Mark H
Mary W
Mel S
Neal G
Peggy H
Peter U
Robert H
Sharon W
Ski Z
Steve J
T W Scott M
Thomas A
William B
William H like this - No more votes.Vincent M
Sometimes she's for the birds.
Angela S and 38 peopleBrian P
Carl N
Carol F
Caroline F
Charlene A
Chris M
Chris H
Christine C
Daniel O
Donna G
Dot Cassidy D
Ed P
Emily W
Jack P
Jack S
Jenn V
John C
Karen F
Katie P
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Laurie B
Marillyn H
Mark H
Maxine R
Megan P
Mel S
Mike K
Patricia R
Peggy H
Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Shannon J
Ski Z
T W Scott M
Thomas A
William H like this - No more votes.Graham N
I gave her a ring
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaGreat one Graham!
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaSo good
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaLucky!
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- No more votes.Neal G
thanks to her, I'm washed up
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkNicely done, Neal!
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Nina C ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Eagle Optics in Mount Horeb, WisconsinPretty sure it's not her fault.
- No more votes.Mel S
I left her completely drained
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinanow if you would scrub her afterwards you'd be golden.
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Rob H ·
Top 100 Player · Quality Enhancement Admin. at Marion-Dillon County Board of Disabilities & Special Needs in Latta, South CarolinaYou posted yours 8 seconds before I posted my mine, which also used "drained"... I waited another minute to post mine so we wouldn't be so close together. Great minds really do think alike!
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- No more votes.Anne L
she became frigid over time
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNice going, Anne.
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinawell then get the heck out!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaI would just turn on the heat ;)
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- No more votes.Brian P
she gets sloshed whenever I drop in
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaThis is a wonderful Popper post <3
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyLOL, nice visual!
- No more votes.Steve K
I made a dirty film with her
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaSteve, This is surely the most creative post here today. I have no doubt that had you gotten it in earlier, it probably would have won. Good job!
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Brian P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonI could really start to dislike you for this bit of showing off. Good job.
- No more votes.Patricia R
I tested the water with her
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaI bet she was perfect, Patricia like you.
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- No more votes.Ski Z
She's draining
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaNice, Ski :-)
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyThat is so great on so many levels...............;)
- No more votes.Brad R
My brother and I used to share her.
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Mark H · Lives in Roswell, Georgia
I almost posted this! And it's doing better than mine. :-)
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyI can see that...............;)
- No more votes.Rob H
always drained when I finish with her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYou animal.
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, Michiganoo la la
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Mel S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Manchester, United KingdomNice and thanks for the message
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- No more votes.Danielle L
I pulled the plug on her
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaSimple is better :)
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Danielle L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Casa Grande, ArizonaThank you
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- No more votes.Susan C
Was drawn after a stressful day at work
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaGood play, Susan!
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaThis should have a lot more votes, Susan. It's excellent!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaI thought this is very smart, Susan. I agree, more votes needed.
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- No more votes.Peggy H
her claw feet turned me off
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyMe too, LOL!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaThank you guys! Sometimes reposting works!
- No more votes.Linda R
was two and a half when we moved into our new home
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaReally clever, LBR!
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaCute angle!
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Brit Y ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bossier City, LouisianaGreat!
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- No more votes.Lynn W
She's gone down the drain
- No more votes.Christine C
You'll never find her in a public restroom.
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Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Systems Administrator at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New YorkHah. True.
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Jack P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in New York, New Yorkgreat
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- No more votes.Nina C
tubby
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Megan P ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · self employed at Artist in Bend, OregonCute
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgianice!
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Graham N ·
Top 100 Player · writer/ developer of iPad children's books at wasabipro.com.au in Sydney, Australiashort and very sweet
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- No more votes.Brit Y
My cats hate her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, Nebraskaand mine!
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyShe sure does, LOL!
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- No more votes.Alexandra L
Often found looking pale, lying next to the toilet
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Alexandra L ·
Jeff · Dispensary Assistant at Bryant Road Pharmacy in Rochester, MedwayWhat colour are the tubs in the US? Maybe you should clean yours once in a while, Ski... ;)
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaI would never call it pale..... beige or ivory, maybe even bone.
- No more votes.Robin A
She's completely tapped out
- No more votes.Kristina Y
she got Luke warm
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- No more votes.Wayne T
I ended what we had because of I got cold feet.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaYou're too tall!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaMen! :)
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- No more votes.Julie S
I jetted away with her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaClever you!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaThat's special Julie :)
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- No more votes.Bob C
I'm so big, I don't fit in her
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Mark H · Lives in Roswell, Georgia
Ummmmmm, yeah.
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyOhhhhhhhhh, I'll bet!
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- No more votes.Zach U
you shouldn't throw the baby out with her.
- No more votes.Katie P
she makes me feel better about myself
- No more votes.Joe C
Sometimes I just can't take her. Period.
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Lynn W ·
Top 100 Player · Works at photo prop stylist in Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaI was playing with an "I just can't take her" post, Joe. Ha.
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 20, 2011"Period." was very effective!
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyGee, what's the story behind that?
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- No more votes.Brent S
she got a shitty settlement after the accident
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 20, 2011I'm just dying laughing right now!!!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahahaha :D
I had to read this three times. Wanted to make accident work for bath, then a huge light bulb went off. So funny! -
Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, Nebraska♫ It had to be you, wonderful you.....♫
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- No more votes.John F
I took her when I invested in the ponzi scheme
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa!
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyLike MY analogy about taking one in the casino!
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- No more votes.David D
I could drown in her
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Weichert Realtors (Realtor Associate) in Manalapan, New JerseyI like the sentiment
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinabeware then.
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! Don't fall asleep in her, David :)
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- No more votes.Charlene A
I took one at the casino yesterday
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaVery sharp, Charlene!
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyHello, Dot, thanks! I speak from experience........;)
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaCharlene, just stopped by to say "hi". Good post, hope you can recoup your losses!
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- No more votes.Christopher H
The French think she's a Douche
- No more votes.Kevin R
Couldn't take her anywhere
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaCertainly not a motel! Ick. (Good thinking, Kev)
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 20, 2011we can't, we really can't!
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- No more votes.Andy P
wallows in her own filth
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- No more votes.Robert D
She's got a bad habit of using bath salts
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaUp to the minute on this one!!!
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyThat's a shame
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- No more votes.Janiece U
found my music electrifying
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNice going, Janiece!
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Jack P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in New York, New Yorklove it
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- No more votes.P.F. B
once I'm in, I don't want to get out
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyLOL, I see that!
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Jenn V ·
Top 100 Player · Human Resources at ComiXology in Brooklyn, New York
Leading the pack.
10 months ago · 1 personAlden S ·
Top 10 Elite · Customer Service/Sales at Ammeraal Beltech in Hertford, Hertfordshire
Thanks all! :)
10 months ago