Wordplay games to foster creativity and community.
OneUpMe.com is a community of creative thinkers who come together every day to play wordplay games. Every weekday, new topics are posted in a variety of games and players attempt to "one-up" each other in the cleverness of their responses. To get to know the site a bit more, check out the Archive to see some of the past games. Then check out the Forum to see the latest conversations.
I don't go to that store because they ...
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- No more votes.Hilary G
don't make anything bigger than petite garments
- No more votes.Kathy R
don't make aisles broader than people's girths
- No more votes.David D
Deliberately mangled a blueberry torte packing groceries
- No more votes.Jenn V
don't make available bags to purchase groceries
- No more votes.Tim L
Dropped my asparagus before they price gouged
- No more votes.Laurie B
dispense massive aromatherapy by the perfume girl
- No more votes.JoAnna S
dented my Audi behind the parking garage
- No more votes.Conor D
Discourage my alcohol buying, then phone guards
- No more votes.Pamela H
Demanded my aunt buy their promotional garbage.
- No more votes.Julie S
Discriminate! Mostly against boys that pack groceries
- No more votes.Maxine R
deliberately mislead adults by taxing perishable goods
- No more votes.Debra Y
Donate machetes and bazookas to poor guerrillas
- No more votes.Adam C
Deal Metha Amphetamine behind the poultry grill.
- No more votes.Carolyn S
don't make a bread that pleases Grannie
- No more votes.Melissa D
don't make any brands that people get.
- No more votes.Phil G
Don't market anything but their proprietary gear
- No more votes.Thomas H
display many alluring beers to promote gluttony
- No more votes.Joe C
Don't market a bra to pregnant girls
- No more votes.Lucy A
Don't maintain attractive bananas. That's pretty gross.
- No more votes.Alan F
don't make a berry tangerine protein gellato
- No more votes.Shirley M
distribute material about buying the proper gun
- No more votes.John F
demand my allegiance before they provide guarantees
- No more votes.Raquel V
define mediocrity and bad taste, profiting grossly
- No more votes.Carol F
demonstrate mishandling agriculture by turning peanuts green
- No more votes.Jack P
donate money and bacon to Persian gangsters
- No more votes.Bang B
don't make any banana tasting, purple gumballs.
- No more votes.Michael S
dangle mouldering anchovies by the precious gouda
- No more votes.Martha M
Deny MasterCards and bemoaned pennies...Grinches!
- No more votes.Karl H
dangerously modified aisles by turreting paint guns
- No more votes.Julie S
deliberately make a big tower packing groceries
- No more votes.Marillyn H
do many awful bizarre things. Pretty grotesque
- No more votes.Donna G
discredited my application by taunting previous gigs.
- No more votes.Wayne T
degrade morals and butcher their pet goats.
- No more votes.Jeremy H
Don't make alien babies that play goalie
- No more votes.Jim H
don't make any bologna that's prepared globally
- No more votes.P.F. B
deleted my account, basically taking payments goonishly
- No more votes.Christopher H
Done Made A Bagger Test People's Groceries...
- No more votes.Jeff J
Decided making anal beads threatens peoples gayness
- No more votes.Charlene A
don't master a basic thing - patronizing guests!
- No more votes.Joseph D
Don't make American Bicycles, Tricycles. Poor Gimmick!
- No more votes.Shirley B
did manufacture a bombastic teletubby porno goofball.
- No more votes.Brian P
didn't mention auctioning beautiful Tahitian paintings — Gauguins.
- No more votes.John C
Deliberately Market Annoyingly Banal, Trendy, Pretentious 'Ganics
- No more votes.Carl N
delicately make announcements banning toilet pun grossness
- No more votes.Anne A
Destroy my armadillo bate treat pies gratuitously.
- No more votes.Christine C
don't make a big turquoise party getup.
- No more votes.Darin A
Don't manufacture American byproducts then pay gringos
- No more votes.Caroline F
dropped my account before the peanut gallery
- No more votes.Ronan D
do much awful barbarism to poor gerbils
- No more votes.Graham N
Demand Mastercard. And being the Paypal GM ....