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Jul02

I don't go to that store because they ...

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Hilary G
don't make anything bigger than petite garments
11 months ago · 17 4
Avrom G
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Caroline F
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Donna G
Jeff C
+10

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Maxine R · Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, California

Ha Ha Ha - I love it :-)
11 months ago · 1 person

Maxine R · Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, California

Hilary, will you give me some lessons? I'll make lunch for you :-)
11 months ago
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Kathy R
don't make aisles broader than people's girths
11 months ago · 14 3
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Donna G
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Jenn V
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Donna G · Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolina

tight squeeze.
11 months ago · 1 person

Laurie B · Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, California

sigh, you are so good at this game :-)
11 months ago · 3 people

Hilary G · Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

Ha!
11 months ago
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David D
Deliberately mangled a blueberry torte packing groceries
11 months ago · 11 3
Caroline F
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Kathy R · Top 100 Player · Lives in Hayward, Wisconsin

frickin bagboys
11 months ago · 1 person

Hilary G · Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

How dare they??
11 months ago · 1 person

Linda R · Top 100 Player · Job at Any Where in Boston, Massachusetts

I hate that store.
11 months ago · 1 person
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Jenn V
don't make available bags to purchase groceries
11 months ago · 11 1
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Martha M
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Donna G · Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolina

hate that
11 months ago · 1 person
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Tim L
Dropped my asparagus before they price gouged
11 months ago · 9 0
Caroline F
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Julie S
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Mel S
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Laurie B
dispense massive aromatherapy by the perfume girl
11 months ago · 9 1
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Mel S
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Hilary G · Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

I hate that!!
11 months ago · 1 person
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JoAnna S
dented my Audi behind the parking garage
11 months ago · 8 3
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Jeff C
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Kathy R
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Lucy A
Martha M
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Kathy R · Top 100 Player · Lives in Hayward, Wisconsin

hope someone had insurance
11 months ago

Hilary G · Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

Now it's an innie
11 months ago

Maxine R · Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, California

Get a lawyer:-)
11 months ago
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Conor D
Discourage my alcohol buying, then phone guards
11 months ago · 7 2
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Jenn V · Top 100 Player · Human Resources at ComiXology in Brooklyn, New York

This actually happens, doesn't it.
11 months ago · 1 person

Conor D · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · King Of Canada at Canada in Cork

Sometimes maybe :P
11 months ago · 1 person
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Pamela H
Demanded my aunt buy their promotional garbage.
11 months ago · 7 1
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Laurie B · Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, California

really good
11 months ago
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Julie S
Discriminate! Mostly against boys that pack groceries
11 months ago · 7 1
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Donna G · Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolina

how dare they
11 months ago
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Maxine R
deliberately mislead adults by taxing perishable goods
11 months ago · 7 0
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Debra Y
Donate machetes and bazookas to poor guerrillas
11 months ago · 6 0
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Adam C
Deal Metha Amphetamine behind the poultry grill.
11 months ago · 6 1
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Maxine R · Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, California

Who knew?
11 months ago · 1 person
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Carolyn S
don't make a bread that pleases Grannie
11 months ago · 5 1
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Tim L · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Murphy, North Carolina

Poor grannie
11 months ago
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Melissa D
don't make any brands that people get.
11 months ago · 5 0
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Phil G
Don't market anything but their proprietary gear
11 months ago · 5 1
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Jeff C · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ringoes, New Jersey

This is great Phil. It should be doing better.
11 months ago
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Thomas H
display many alluring beers to promote gluttony
11 months ago · 5 0
Hilary G
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Maxine R
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Joe C
Don't market a bra to pregnant girls
11 months ago · 4 0
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Lucy A
Don't maintain attractive bananas. That's pretty gross.
11 months ago · 4 0
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Alan F
don't make a berry tangerine protein gellato
11 months ago · 4 1
Caroline F
Hilary G
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Hilary G · Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

They should be hanged!
11 months ago · 1 person
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Shirley M
distribute material about buying the proper gun
11 months ago · 3 0
Hilary G
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John F
demand my allegiance before they provide guarantees
11 months ago · 3 0
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Raquel V
define mediocrity and bad taste, profiting grossly
11 months ago · 3 0
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Carol F
demonstrate mishandling agriculture by turning peanuts green
11 months ago · 2 0
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Jack P
donate money and bacon to Persian gangsters
11 months ago · 2 1
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Kathy R · Top 100 Player · Lives in Hayward, Wisconsin

I bet it's a shakedown. Fucking Persians.
11 months ago · 2 people
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Bang B
don't make any banana tasting, purple gumballs.
11 months ago · 2 0
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Michael S
dangle mouldering anchovies by the precious gouda
11 months ago · 2 0
Brian P
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Martha M
Deny MasterCards and bemoaned pennies...Grinches!
11 months ago · 2 0
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Karl H
dangerously modified aisles by turreting paint guns
11 months ago · 2 0
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Julie S
deliberately make a big tower packing groceries
11 months ago · 2 2
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Laurie B · Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, California

Ha! good one Julie
11 months ago · 1 person

Julie S · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her crib

ty Laurie
11 months ago
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Marillyn H
do many awful bizarre things. Pretty grotesque
11 months ago · 2 0
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Donna G
discredited my application by taunting previous gigs.
11 months ago · 1 0
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Wayne T
degrade morals and butcher their pet goats.
11 months ago · 1 0
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Jeremy H
Don't make alien babies that play goalie
11 months ago · 1 2
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Linda R · Top 100 Player · Job at Any Where in Boston, Massachusetts

I just had to see who would post this...lol
11 months ago · 1 person

Jeremy H · Top 100 Player · Works at ABC's The Neighbors in Mar Vista, California

I know. It's ridiculous. My brain was totally locked.
11 months ago
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Jim H
don't make any bologna that's prepared globally
11 months ago · 1 0
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P.F. B
deleted my account, basically taking payments goonishly
11 months ago · 1 2
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Hilary G · Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

"gonnishly" too much for people? Hahahaha....well I like it!
11 months ago

P.F. B · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Voice Actor at large in Seffner, Florida

Well, I'm glad someone did. ;)
11 months ago
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Christopher H
Done Made A Bagger Test People's Groceries...
11 months ago · 1 2
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Hilary G · Top 10 Elite · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, California

Can't believe I'm your only vote!
11 months ago

Christopher H · Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Online Mentor Teacher at racine unified in Racine, Wisconsin

Well, You DO have good taste, HGGG....
11 months ago · 1 person
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Jeff J
Decided making anal beads threatens peoples gayness
11 months ago · 1 0
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Charlene A
don't master a basic thing - patronizing guests!
11 months ago · 1 0
Hilary G

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Joseph D
Don't make American Bicycles, Tricycles. Poor Gimmick!
11 months ago · 0 0
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Shirley B
did manufacture a bombastic teletubby porno goofball.
11 months ago · 0 0
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Brian P
didn't mention auctioning beautiful Tahitian paintings — Gauguins.
11 months ago · 0 0
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John C
Deliberately Market Annoyingly Banal, Trendy, Pretentious 'Ganics
11 months ago · 0 0
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Carl N
delicately make announcements banning toilet pun grossness
11 months ago · 0 0
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Anne A
Destroy my armadillo bate treat pies gratuitously.
11 months ago · 0 0
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Christine C
don't make a big turquoise party getup.
11 months ago · 0 0
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Darin A
Don't manufacture American byproducts then pay gringos
11 months ago · 0 0
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Caroline F
dropped my account before the peanut gallery
11 months ago · 0 0
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Ronan D
do much awful barbarism to poor gerbils
11 months ago · 0 0
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Graham N
Demand Mastercard. And being the Paypal GM ....
11 months ago · 0 0