The apple doesn't fall......

from a coconut tree

if you're a good juggler

so get a ladder

in zero gravity

in love ... but it's tempting.

until it's ready

it was pushed!

- it succumbs to the lure of gravity.

if it's an Adam's apple

From the sky

asleep

if you pick it first

if it isn't ripe

for every trick in the book.

unless you give the tree a good shake

and that's why you should buy Apple stock

In States that grow oranges

faster than an orange

Unless it's fall

unless it's tripped

if you duct tape it

any gentler if you duck

far from the dog pee

upward

for your bullshit

if it's a cherry tree

If it is on a fake tree

When you're watching

If you are on the moon

as long as Microsoft keeps launching inferior products

into that pie, I put it there!

until Johnny Appleseed leaves town

"Oh, yes it does." Sir Isaac Newton

however, mankind does.

and make applesauce all by itself, you know.

in the Spring

without making a sound, unless no one is around to hear

on Newton's head for no reason

in space

unless it's sauced

it lets go

up

like the Roman Empire did.

in the Garden of Eden it was picked

both ways

uphill

without gravity that's proportional to the product of the two masses, m1 and m2

Until its time.

to pieces when it misses the cut.

Some migrant worker yanks it off the tree.

beforeth the pride

...but when it does, the display is broken

far from Isaac Newton

It plummeted, when it smacked you on top of the head

on my side of the fence, dammit. No free apples for me.

skyward

Near any Acorns.

Without making juice

unless Newton said it could

for more than four hours, seek medical advice

for that?.. No can do.

In spite of the Dow Jones.

until a few trees get shaked

It's all relative

for politician lies either

because he's an orfan

I'm sorry, it's in my contract never to discuss apples and certain holidays.

near my current diet

from the top after Steve Jobs is gone

One Way

if you don't swallow.

from a short tree

in a depression.