Wordplay games to foster creativity and community.
OneUpMe.com is a community of creative thinkers who come together every day to play wordplay games. Every weekday, new topics are posted in a variety of games and players attempt to "one-up" each other in the cleverness of their responses. To get to know the site a bit more, check out the Archive to see some of the past games. Then check out the Forum to see the latest conversations.
Your birthday present was nice, but what am I supposed to do with...
e.g. A V T P I T W
- No more votes.Christine C
a very tight pantsuit in tangerine wool
- No more votes.Hilary G
a venomous tarantula procured in the wild
- No more votes.Wayne T
a vaccine that prevents internal tape worms?
- No more votes.Graham N
A vibrator that plugs into the wall
- No more votes.David D
A vermillion toupee? Pretend it's Trump's wig?
- No more votes.Caroline F
a very tacky purse in tartan wool
- No more votes.Shirley M
a video tape player inside the wall
- No more votes.Esther H
A vacant theme park in the woods?
- No more votes.Elena N
a vibrating thong panty, it's too weird.
- No more votes.Laurie B
A vanity table painted in tiresome white
- No more votes.John F
a velvet thong, pose in the window?
- No more votes.Lucy A
a vacation trip planned in that whorehouse
- No more votes.Fabrizio V
a valuable trophy? pretend I totally won?
- No more votes.Brit Y
A Velour Tank-top Printed, "I Time Warp"?
- No more votes.Faye E
all velvet toilet paper? It's too weird!
- No more votes.Kathy R
a vibrator that pulses in the water?
- No more votes.Mark H
A velvet "totem pole"? It's too weird.
- No more votes.Jenn V
a vintage typewriter? Pencils influence thy words.
- No more votes.Jeremy H
A vacuum that plays Italian television westerns?
- No more votes.Debra Y
A virgin teenager playing in the woods?
- No more votes.Julie S
A vacuum that plays itunes? Total waste!
- No more votes.Angel E
a victrola that plays irritating Trololo warbling
- No more votes.Alan F
a very tropical parrot in the winter
- No more votes.Sylvia P
a vintage telephone pole in the woodshed
- No more votes.Christopher H
A Vega That's Pink? Isn't That Whack?
- No more votes.Martha M
average vitamins? Throw pills into the wastebasket?
- No more votes.Jack P
a Volkswagon that promotes intercourse to women?
- No more votes.Tim L
A vintage tapestry? Pity it's totally withered
- No more votes.Mel S
a very tiny peacock in the wilderness
- No more votes.Anne A
Angry vegans tossing pork in the wagon?
- No more votes.Karl H
a velvet throw portraying Icarus tumbling waxlessly?!?
- No more votes.Jeff J
African Vipers, they purposely intend to wiggle
- No more votes.Mary W
a very tiny plankton in this water?
- No more votes.Donna G
a Virginia Tech paddle in tangerine/wine?
- No more votes.Julie S
a violet tinted pole in the Winnebago?
- No more votes.Raquel V
a vicious, thriving piglet in twelve weeks?
- No more votes.Charlene A
a vulgar thimble! Perhaps intricate tapestry? Well!
- No more votes.Grant S
a vigorous tailess pony IN the wigwam???
- No more votes.Tom S
another vibrating "toadstool" pulsing in the "wonderland"
- No more votes.Maxine R
a very thin panty in triple width
- No more votes.Sharon W
A very tense prostitute,it's to weird
- No more votes.Joe C
Adult videos that probably inhabit the Web
- No more votes.Carolyn S
a valentine, two postcards, it's too weird
- No more votes.John C
"Avatar" Virtual Training Program In ThreeD... Windows?
- No more votes.Peggy H
a veritable tome portraying innocents trying weed?
- No more votes.Kelly E
a vacant trash pit in the west??
- No more votes.P.F. B
anteaters? Victoria, I'm properly in the weeds.