He's like the planet Earth...

took us for a spin and called it a day

on January 1st, he started a revolution

A small part of him is always Hungary

Everyone walks all over him

his worst eruptions stem from his deepest faults

mostly Asian

won't go near Uranus

My rock.

Everyone always points out his faults

for some reason, people keep calling him "Mother"

we're still debating who the father is.

gets hotter every year

my whole world

used to think everything revolved around him

he may not make it past 2012

I don't plan on leaving him anytime soon

Beneath me but I'll never leave him

shows ocassional signs of intelligent life

his life revolves around his son

surrounded by stars

an unpredictable Quaker

you're bound to turn on him

you hope your grandkids get to meet him

really old, and showing the effects of gravity

has his own show on the Discovery channel

people debate whether he is getting hotter

people gravitate towards him

thinks the sun rises and sets with him

Third of nine. Or is it eight...?

He keeps losing his cool, and you're not helping

people walk all over him

Pretty resourceful.

people keep dumping on him

he keeps me grounded

seems flat & dense but I'm told he's well rounded

has a long history of making people feel small

Without realising, you're head over heels

no longer thought to be the center of the universe

always pulling me down

works in Life Support

underdeveloped in some parts

always has axis to grind

needs space but I'd never take off and leave him

riddled with hidden faults

Makes you feel at home, but he has a dark side

He's got lots of green...still he's mostly blue

gets around.

can't live without his son

Burning up inside

hard core

scientists think he's really hot

revolutionary

he got mooned while waiting for his sun

Just slightly off his axis

Abused by those who need him most

there's a fire burning deep down inside him

is filled with humanity

he just has this atmosphere... i can't explain it

old, but full of life

very few have ever left him

claims to be mostly water weight

wide around the middle and balding on top

always at war with himself

half of him is always on the dark side

keeps a cool head, but known to crack up

creates a good atmosphere

i'll tell you a few inconvenient truths about him

his siblings are godlike but he's the most popular

nobody gave a damn until he started getting hotter

his origins are up for debate

70% water weight.

you'll be dead if you try to stop him

he's got gravity

smoldering just below the surface

A heart of iron, but I hear he's warming up

a little bit crusty

the only one for miles around with any life in him

God's disappointed

full of himself, but where would I be without him?

talk about your big bang, he left me spinning

exudes gravitas