You are in my heart because you...

saved me from the mental hospital.

supported my family through many hardships

sent many flowers to my home.

saved me from a major hurricane

stopped me from treating myself horribly

Show mercy for the many homeless

saved my feline trapped many hours

Served military forces, then marched home

Snore more faintly than my husband

saved me from thy monstrous husband

send me favourable text messages hourly

seem more faithful than most humans

Saved me from that murderous harpy.

show me fun times, much happiness.

see my finest trait: my heroism

savored my food,toasting my hardwork.

Slowly massage my feet, touching my hammertoe.

said marriage, fondly taking my hand

suffer my tantrums through many hours

showed my father the most hope

started my fibrillator to make heartbeats.

See my flaws through my humility.

smell my fragrance through my hair

Share my most favorite things honestly

sacrificed my feminine treasure; my hymen

show me frequently that money helps

stopped Muslims from terrorizing my hood

seriously make funny things mysteriously happen

seduced my father then murdered him

sent money for trashing my house.

Swiftly mollified fearful thoughts. My hero!

saw myocardial fluctuations that meant... HEART-ATTACK!

Suck my fingers, then my hard-on

Send "Mr. Friendly" to my heaven.

safely moved furniture to my homestead

stole my funny, touchy, mended heart

Sold me fried toast, mending hunger

Smell my farts then motorboat hooters

Sexed me fearlessly through my hopelessness

said my farting tendency mends holistically.

Send me feelings that mean heaps

Scientifically manipulated four taut muscular hamstrings

showed me fishing technique maneuvers help.

Strike my fancy, then my head.

Stoke My Flames, Trysting Me Heartily!

surgically maneuvered flesh topping my heart

Suck my freakin' testicles most happily

simply made friends take my hand

Surreptitiously Manipulated Fascination Through My Head

shrank medical forensic team mending heart