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Jun14
She's like worrying...
e.g. Jewish people can't help her
There were 151 posts and 1,648 votes
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- No more votes.Brian B
my drinking turns her off
Alan F and 46 peopleAngel E
Angela S
Bob S
Brit Y
Caroline F
Charly L
Chris H
Chris M
Christine C
Dina D
Dot Cassidy D
Elena N
Emma B
Greg O
Jack S
Janiece U
Jenn V
JoAnna S
Johnson S
Julie S
June K
Kelly E
Kelly S
Laurie F
Laurie B
Laurie W
Linda B
Lucy A
Maartje v
Mark H
Martha M
Maxine R
Mike K
Natasha O
Neal G
Nina C
Peggy H
Peter U
Roxanne C
Sarah Ann D
Ski Z
Steve J
Susan C
Tim L
William B
Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Neal G
she took over when I got fired
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Suzi S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Advocate for Research & Awareness of Arachnoiditis at Work from Home, One Day at a Time in Forster, New South WalesGreat take on this! Well done Neal ;-)
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinclassic post, neal ;-)
- No more votes.Caroline F
hard to sleep with
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William B ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Team Wrad in Republic, MissouriI made a bet with myself that this was a woman's post.
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Faye E ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at HCCC (Prof. of English) in Melbourne, Floridalol and the 1 right above this has to be a man's post....and it is
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Mark S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · President at Mark Sublette Medicine Man Gallery in Tucson, Arizonanice one
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- No more votes.Maxine R
moved in with me when the money ran out
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Suzi S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Advocate for Research & Awareness of Arachnoiditis at Work from Home, One Day at a Time in Forster, New South WalesYeah! Tends to go hand in hand, hey!
Nice post
Cheers Maxine ;-) -
Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaGreat, Maxine!
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- No more votes.Elena N
left me when I went on vacation
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaThanks, DIna! For sure I'll be listing when I get back! I will send you a note.
Thank you K. Phraser...another great profile picture. Love it! Liked the kudos on LAB's post...What I liked most is that you didn't explain it...no explanation necessary. :-) -
Sharon W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Harrah's EntertainmentI hope so!
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She followed me home from work
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Peter U ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Makanda, IllinoisNice
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWoohoo, look at you ;)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat stalker!
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- No more votes.William B
only came when I didn't use a condom.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHilarious and unique!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, Californiafunny
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- No more votes.Jacobee B
my drug use drove her away
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioWas she in her waahhh- mobile?
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice, JRB
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaThis is great Jacobee!
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- No more votes.Sean C
I got tested after a night with her in college
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganHA!
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkThis is so good Sean, I wish it had more votes!
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Suzi S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Advocate for Research & Awareness of Arachnoiditis at Work from Home, One Day at a Time in Forster, New South WalesYes. Very clever indeed! ;-)
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- No more votes.Charlene A
doesn't fix anything
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaGreat, Charlene!
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyLOL, MY husband. Thanx, guys!
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- No more votes.Pamela H
She's with me whenever the kids are away.
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Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Systems Administrator at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New YorkHelicopter cheater.
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- No more votes.Dave M
Has a tendency to blow things out of proportion.Â
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaTrue.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaRight you are, Dave!
- No more votes.Beau S
I threw up all over her once.
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Susan C ·
Top 100 Player · Wine Merchant at Moore Brothers Wine Company in Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaDang.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaLovely, Beau! :)
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- No more votes.Jeremy H
He was with me in the waiting room.
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioRight post, wrong gender (my brain added the "S" before I clicked on it...) 8 others must agree
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Jeremy H ·
Top 100 Player · Works at ABC's The Neighbors in Mar Vista, CaliforniaWell, shit. Serves me right for going back to work.
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioThat's a very, very good reason. It's definitely better than 'What's a gender?" or "Serves me right for being unemployed."
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- No more votes.Benjamin S
I did her while I thought I had an STD.
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Fern B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in London, United Kingdomhow truly awful of you.
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHaha! What the heck are you thinking?
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaBenjamin! (Admit nothing) :)
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- No more votes.Karen U
She's a figment of my imagination
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, CaliforniaYea!! Found you. nice one!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWhere have you been lately Karen. I've been missing you and you been missing me :)
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Karen U ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Owner/Stylist at The Hair Shop in Oroville, CaliforniaSki, you're a sweetie pie... I've been too busy to play lately. I really missed it though - I'm back now!
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- No more votes.Vicki M
Alfred E. Newman questioned her existence
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaVicki, funny, but that came to my mind also. Hope you do good on it!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaHa, Vicki!!! :)
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- No more votes.Joe L
Nothing a few shots can't handle.
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Peter U ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Makanda, IllinoisSo true...Bartender, another round
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Joe L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · PI Analyst at NYU Langone Medical Center in Jersey City, New JerseyI liked my entry today because of the different interpretations of "shot": drinking, injection (you never know if she's been around), cheap shots (a little passive aggressive in everyone).
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Blanca W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Journeyman Apprentice in Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaOh wow, I didn't even think of a gun what with all the botox posts.
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- No more votes.Peggy H
sticks her nose in my business
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNICE late one, Peg!!!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, California.. Dot. It was probably my 4th or 5th try! I guessI know too much about worrying to get one in that fits!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaThank you for your votes! Always appreciated!!
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- No more votes.Christopher H
It's always something
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaYeah Christopher, if it's not one thing, it's 3 others!!
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Valley Presbyterian Hospital (HR Benefits Specialist) in Kingwood, TexasDiggin' this Chris...oh, and yeah, it is.
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- No more votes.Thomas H
There's a big "WHY??!!" in the middle.
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaClever!
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Thomas H · Lives in Boston, Massachusetts
Thanks
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- No more votes.Cliff B
Lady sings the blues
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaNICE, Cliff!
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- No more votes.Laurie B
Her constant brooding taxed my patience
Peggy H and 2 peopleSki Z
Wayne T like this-
Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaHi Laurie, don't we know it!!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaI love all your words. I hope to find you every day, Laurie, to learn a new word. <3
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, CaliforniaThanks Ski, such a nice compliment. That's the fun for me to search for words.
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsin
now we've gone from worry to depression
11 months ago · 1 personCharlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New Jersey
Works for me! Great double win!
11 months ago