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Jun12
He's like a to-do list...
e.g. I take him with me wherever I go
There were 158 posts and 1,867 votes
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- No more votes.Maartje v
I have unfinished business with him
Alan F and 52 peopleAlden S
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Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Alan F
I left him for my assistant
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Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Zoltán K
he's growing on me
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William H like this - No more votes.Alden S
The harder I tried the more he got ticked off
Alan F and 40 peopleAngela S
Beth V
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William H like this - No more votes.Chris M
I swear I'll knock him out one of these days
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasDo it!
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioMake sure you add "knock BBB out" to the list. Better yet, leave it off. It'll never get done that way...
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a work in progress
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioWell played, Elizabeth :-)
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constantly reminding me of things I haven't done
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Looks good on paper...
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaHi Pamela!!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinhe does!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgianice, Pamela!
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It's just one thing after another with him
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahaha, day after day!
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgialove it, Charly!
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Julie S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her cribfound you and good post!
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I caught my wife laying him on my side of the bed
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaWow, and how did that make you feel??
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Mel K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Ventura, CaliforniaMade feel like I should spend more time at home!
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Julie S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her cribhaha
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He gets more done when he's ticked off
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioSo anger is an energy? I would drink Anger Energy, if it made me tear through my work...
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Daniel O ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Interactive Digital - VUI Cloud from Dublin, Irelandsame here Angela...I'd pay good money for it too.
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californiagives that extra satisfaction...nice Daniel!
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I penciled him in at the last moment
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 20, 2011Hey, Mark!
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Department Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, Ohio̶V̶o̶t̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶M̶a̶r̶k̶ (Sooooo glad I can cross that off my To-Comment list)
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Mark S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · President at Mark Sublette Medicine Man Gallery in Tucson, Arizonaso funny Angela, your a hoot.
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- No more votes.Peggy H
I found him going through my husbands pocket
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaHa! Hi Peggy,you pocket bandit!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaI either have a very small husband or very LARGE pockets!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! I believe you have a very big heart Peggy <3
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bore his cross proudly.
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisChrist Almighty.
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaJoel, this is so good
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Mark S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · President at Mark Sublette Medicine Man Gallery in Tucson, Arizonanice
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- No more votes.Susan G
no matter what I do, he always gets away from me.
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William B ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Team Wrad in Republic, MissouriExcellent post. Sorry to hear it. :)
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Susan G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Managing Editor at Clavier Companion from Dallas, TexasUnfortunately, it's true!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahaha, put your running shoes on Susan :)
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When he forgets it he becomes listless
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaGosh, this is good! Where are the votes??
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David R ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Colleyville, TexasThanks. Beats me. Thought it might get to low double digets now I am listless as well.
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Such a nag
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Registered Dietitian/Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, California:)
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyAren't they?
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Jeff · Dispensary Assistant at Bryant Road Pharmacy in Rochester, Medway
YEAH, YOU DID!!!
11 months agoMaarten B · Lives in Oslo, Norway
Found it. Awesome! =)
8 months ago