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Jun11
She's like anesthetic...
e.g. a real knockout
There were 152 posts and 1,986 votes
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- No more votes.T W Scott M
I went out with her
Alden S and 51 peopleBeth H
Brad M
Brent S
Brian B
Brian P
Charly L
Chris M
Daniel O
Dave M
David D
Debra Y
Deena N
Dina D
Donna G
Elena N
Emily W
Grant S
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jenn V
Jim W
Julie S
Julie S
June K
Karen F
Kathy R
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Linda B
Lucy A
Marillyn H
Martha M
Maxine R
Mel S
Mike K
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peter U
Rosanne M
Roxanne C
Sarah Ann D
Ski Z
Thomas A
Tim L
Wayne T
William H
Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Jim W
I don't remember sleeping with her
Alan F and 48 peopleAlden S
Angela S
Beth V
Bob S
Brad M
Brent S
Brian B
Brian P
Brit Y
Carolyn S
Charly L
Chris M
Dave M
Debra Y
Dina D
Elena N
Emily W
Gerri W
Greg O
Holly Z
Jack S
Jenn V
Julie S
June K
Kaisa S
Karen F
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Linda B
Linda S
Lisa R
Lucy A
Martha M
Mel S
P.F. B
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Robin A
Roxanne C
Ski Z
Susan C
T W Scott M
Thomas M
Tim L
William B
Zoltán K like this - No more votes.Kimberly R
She can be a gas
Alan F and 47 peopleAlden S
Beth H
Beth V
Bob S
Brian B
Brian P
Carolyn S
Charly L
Chris M
Daniel O
Deena N
Dina D
Donna G
Emily W
Emma B
Grant S
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jack S
Jenn V
Jim W
Johnson S
Julie S
June K
Kate E
Kathy R
Kelly S
Linda B
Lynn W
Martha M
Maxine R
Mel S
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Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peter U
Rosanne M
Roxanne C
Sarah Ann D
Ski Z
Steve J
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William H like this - No more votes.Lynn W
I don't feel a thing with her
Alan F and 39 peopleAlden S
Brad M
Carolyn S
Charly L
Chris M
Christopher H
Dave M
Deb K
Donna G
Elena N
Emily W
Emma B
Grant S
Greg O
Jack S
Johnson S
Julie S
June K
Karl H
Laurie W
Lucy A
Marillyn H
Mark S
Martha M
Mel S
Michael G
Mike K
Pamela H
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peter U
Sarah Ann D
Sarah M
Ski Z
Steve K
Tim L
Vincent M
William B
William H like this - No more votes.Alden S
She gets on my nerves
Alan F and 39 peopleAngela S
Beth H
Bob S
Brent S
Brian B
Brian P
Caroline F
Charly L
Chris M
Christine C
Daniel O
Dave M
Deb K
Debra Y
Deena N
Dina D
Elena N
Emily W
Emma B
Jack S
Jenn V
Johnson S
June K
Karl H
Kathy R
Laurie F
Laurie W
Linda B
Lucy A
Martha M
Mike K
Peggy H
Rosanne M
Roxanne C
Steve J
Vincent M
Wayne T
William B
Zoltán K like this - No more votes.David D
I couldn't stand the pain when she left me
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkSO GOOD David!
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
nice!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWow David!
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- No more votes.Tim L
I was counting on her
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganDid she leave you hanging?
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaNo Chris, I think he left her hanging by his bed ;)
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Laurie W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Newport Beach, CaliforniaMe too... backwards !!
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- No more votes.Ski Z
Last time I saw her, she was tanked up
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkLove it, Ski!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinnighty-night x-)
- No more votes.Cyn S
when she is around, I am a drooling idiot
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
haha!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahaha, it's so good to see you Cyn. Loving your post!
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- No more votes.Rosanne M
I felt nothing with her
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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Peter U ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Makanda, Illinoisnice
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaBummer, more fish in the sea ;)
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- No more votes.Karen F
I went down under with her
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Alan F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Brutus Trimfit (Owner/Partner/retired) in Tucson, ArizonaThat's terrific can't understand why so few votes!!
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Robin A ·
Top 100 Player · Works at MetLife in Bernardsville, New JerseyThis is great, Karen! :)
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice, Karen!
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- No more votes.Pamela H
I enjoy being under her.
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Sharon W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Harrah's EntertainmentGood one Pamela,just got in from work,no time to play but wanted to vote,glad I found you.
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, Californiafunny
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Pamela H ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Retired in Houston, TexasThanks! I late posted and did better than usual!
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- No more votes.Linda S
I lost consciousness when she got shot
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaI bet that made you sad Linda. :)
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Linda S ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Artist/Designer in Washington, District of ColumbiaThank you Ski; it did.
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, Californiaidentical twins?
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- No more votes.Laurie B
We drifted off together until I went into recovery
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Patricia R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at WCC in New York, New YorkNicely worded - why am I surprised?
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Laurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, CaliforniaTo the lovely ladies above, thanks for your comments ~ helped make a low vote count day not so bad after all!
- No more votes.Heidy S
I bit my lip, tearfully wishing she hadn't left
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganI had to think this through... nice one, Heidy
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaHeidy, I have certainly done that too!
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Heidy S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Apr 24, 2011I miss her so much during those times...
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- No more votes.Christopher H
I blinked, and it was over!
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Wayne T ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bristol, TennesseeThat's what she said. lol
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaThat's the way it affects me too. I once asked the oral surgeon if they were ready to start, and was told it was all over!
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- No more votes.Thomas A
introduced me to the Twilight Zone
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahaha, the best part about her Thomas. You're the man to pull a post. Love your gamesmanship.
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaThomas, you the man!! So glad I found you again!
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- No more votes.Johnson S
I took pills to deal with the pain after she left
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- No more votes.Linda B
in my book, she's just another number
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Martha M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Rockford, IllinoisI love that number and numBer are the same spelling. never thought about this until today!?
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Linda B ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Wellington, New ZealandSadly, the vote count reflects that not many OUMers thought (much) of it either, LOL. ;-)
- No more votes.Jack S
I don't trust her
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganNope. Me either.
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Jack S ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Self employed from Rowayton, ConnecticutThanks Chris. You're my one and only vote again after multiple reposts. We have to stop meeting like this!
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganDeja Vu
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Julie S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her crib
wOoT!
11 months ago · 1 personMaxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, California
I sense a winner here.
11 months ago · 1 person