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Jun08
Song lyrics modified for aging fans...
e.g. Bee Gees- How can you mend a broken hip
There were 110 posts and 1,171 votes
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- No more votes.Karen F
The Beatles: Back in the A.A.R.P.
Alan F and 38 peopleAngel E
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William B like this - No more votes.Gp L
Led Zeppelin: Stairlift to Heaven
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
nice!
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Deena N ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sitting at Garrett AiResearch in Harare, Zimbabweso funny
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Assisted Living on a Prayer, Bon Jovi
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Charlene A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in West Berlin, New JerseyHi, Ski! Hi, Everybody!
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaHa!
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Papa's Got a Brand New Colostomy Bag
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaLOL.
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
urgh
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The Long and Winding Probe
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-D
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, Californiaso funny!
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John Lennon: Give Pee a Chance
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
prostate issues?? ha!
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Deena N ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sitting at Garrett AiResearch in Harare, ZimbabweI LOL
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Madonna - Grandpa don't preach.
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkHI - welcome to OUM!
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Menuka R · Works at Lyceum International School in Colombo, Sri Lanka
Thanks Dina :)
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkCome introduce yourself in the forum, we love to make fun of new players!
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Gloria Gaynor: I'm probably not going to survive
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaNope, not forever :)
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Layla
You got me on my knees
Layla
I'm beggin darlin please
Layla
Darlin won't you help me up, I really shouldn't be getting down on my knees anymore - No more votes.Jeremy H
Yes: Owner of an Artificial Heart
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2 Live Crew - Me So Ornery
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkI lOVE this post & I LOVE that you know this band
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaThis is fantastic, Karl!
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Chris W ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasI laughed out loud, Karl!
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Johnny Nash-I Can't See Clearly Now
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgiahahaha
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaI can't either :-)
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Jeff D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Yeah! Burger - West Midtown in Atlanta, GeorgiaI may have to get some drug store reading glasses too.
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- No more votes.William B
All her teeth are brown,
and her hair is gray
She's been for a walk
on her wooden leg
The Mamas and the Papas - No more votes.
- No more votes.Linda S
Every breath you quake
And every move you fake
Every tooth bond you break, every step you manage to take
I'll have my one good eye on you - No more votes.Sylvia P
Bridge Over Troubled Molars
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkHA - my dad was a dentist - I appreciate this
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David D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Burlington, VermontSo much more inventive than some of the big-volume vote-getters, Sylvia
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaSo funny, Sylvia!
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- No more votes.Beau S
He said "you ain't seen nothin'
till you've tried bran muffins,
then you're sure be be a-changin' your ways"
-Aerosmith "Walk This Way" - No more votes.Laurie F
Papa's Got an Old Wrinkled Bag
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
hahahaha!! Yech
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaExcelllent !!!
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AC/DC: I've got Big Saggy Balls
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganEww
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Danielle L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Accountant at Farm Credit Services Southwest in Casa Grande, Arizonabahaaahaa!
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The Who : My Old Generation
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Christopher H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Online Mentor Teacher at racine unified in Racine, Wisconsin...Hope I die before I get...They're already OLD!!
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John Denver: Sunshine on My Shoulders...soothes my bursitis
- No more votes.Zoltán K
Dion And The Belmonts - Each night I ask the stars up above / Why must I be an old man in love
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Zoltán K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Koelner Hungária Kft in DunaharasztiThe Who - Don't cry / Don't raise your eye / It's only old age wasteland
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Zoltán K ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Koelner Hungária Kft in DunaharasztiIt was the hardest choice in my life. ;)
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaZolt`an, I love your choice!
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- No more votes.Donna G
Whole Lotta Aches and Pains - Led Zeppelin
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXKboDqiSbE
Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXKboDqiSbEWhole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North CarolinaYou've been coolin', baby, I've been droolin', = perfect, no need to make changes here.
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Go Cialis when you're feeling ten feet tall
Greg O and 2 peopleJohn C
T W Scott M like this-
John C ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Social Worker at Lenox Hill Hospital in Wantagh, New Yorkyay!
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
*snicker*
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- No more votes.Alden S
The zimmer takes it all
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Brian P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonThanks to Red Dwarf, I get this one.
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Jenn V ·
Top 100 Player · Human Resources at ComiXology in Brooklyn, New YorkI need to catch up on Red Dwarf. I didn't get this one at all. :p
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Brian P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonIf I'm correct, zimmer is the Brits term for a walker. It was used in the Arnold Rimmer Song.
http://youtu.be/8rMsBsiGLns
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/zimmer?s=t
Arnold Rimmer song (Red Dwarf )
http://youtu.be/8rMsBsiGLnsThe Arnold J Rimmer song from red dwarf lol high quality
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Melissa G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Medical Editor & Copywriter at Freelance in Hampton, New Hampshire
Well deserved win! This is awesome!
12 months ago · 2 peopleSki Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, California
Congratulations Karen, you winner you. This is your first TT win also. That deserves a big WOOHOO!
12 months ago · 1 person