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Jun08
He's like a sink...
e.g. Sometimes he's deep
There were 162 posts and 2,282 votes
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- No more votes.Kathy R
still trying to get a wedding ring out of him
Alan F and 54 peopleAngel E
Beth A
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Brent S
Brian P
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Kate E
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Maartje v
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Maxine R
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Neal G
Peggy H
Peter U
Robin A
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Shane K
Steve J
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Susan C
T W Scott M
Tony O
William B
William H like this - No more votes.Hilary G
I had to bail him out
Alan F and 52 peopleAnn B
Avrom G
Beth V
Brent S
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Elena N
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Greg O
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Jane B
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William H like this - No more votes.Brian B
I put him on a pedestal
Alan F and 49 peopleAngel E
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William H like this - No more votes.T W Scott M
He appears to be retaining water
Angel E and 43 peopleAvrom G
Beth V
Carl N
Caroline F
Christopher H
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Deena N
Dina D
Donna G
Emily W
Greg O
Hilary G
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Linda B
Mark H
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Peter U
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Sarah Ann D
Shane K
Sue F
Susan C
Thomas A
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William H like this - No more votes.Alan F
his job is draining
Angel E and 41 peopleAvrom G
Beth V
Caroline F
Christine C
Danielle L
David D
Deena N
Dina D
Donna G
Elena N
Emily W
Emma B
Esther H
Greg O
Jane B
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Johnson S
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Karl H
Kathy R
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Linda R
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Rosanne M
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Shane K
Steve J
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William B
William H like this - No more votes.Steve K
vanity is beneath him
Brent S and 40 peopleBrian B
Brit Y
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Emily W
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Jeff C
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Vincent M like this - No more votes.Vincent M
He's at my disposal
Angel E and 39 peopleBeth V
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Susan C
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William H like this - No more votes.Karen F
he was full after dinner
Alan F and 38 peopleAvrom G
Beth V
Brian P
Caroline F
Charly L
Chris M
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Elena N
Emily W
Greg O
Hilary G
Holly Z
Jane B
Janine F
Jenn V
Jim W
Johnson S
June K
Kate E
Kelly S
Kimberly R
Laurie F
Lucy A
Marillyn H
Mel S
Mike K
Patricia R
Peggy H
Peter U
Robin A
Shane K
Ski Z
Steve J
Sue F
Susan C
T W Scott M
Tony O
William B like this - No more votes.Neal G
I'm not a fan of his clogs
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Sue F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Buffalo, New Yorkvery funny!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, Californiabut I'm a fan of your posts. Neal, congrats on all of your great wins. Scarlet with shame - I rarely get the time to congratulate the winners. I'll try to do better but I'm not promising :-)
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dealing with him is a chore
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganHi again.
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
:-)
- No more votes.Charly L
I run hot and cold over him
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkSMART!
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Marillyn H ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaThis was mine. Good luck
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaWow, great one Charly!!
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gets stuck with the dishes
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkHA
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Maartje!!
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Mike K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Krambeck Photography (Photographer) in Louisville, NebraskaNicely done, Maartje!
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He has a reputation for being a little tubby
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Sue F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Buffalo, New Yorkfunny!
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
ha!
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I often find him draining
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Donna G ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Cary, North Carolinaemotionally draining?
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Antique restorer at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice wording, DD
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one David!!
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Everything I give him goes down the drain
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! sounds like a teenage to me Avrom :)
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Avrom G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Aug 16, 2011Sure was mine.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Avrom!
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- No more votes.Donna G
been scratched by many a dish.
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaLOL
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaWoohoo, this is really good Donna!!
- No more votes.George H
Swallowed a snake whole
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaHaha! Good one George!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaYahoo George! Now that's a trick :)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaBet that got him moving!!
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- No more votes.Tim L
I mounted him under the counter
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkI'd like to see that Tim
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Tim L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Murphy, North CarolinaWas a tight fit
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGreat, although I prefer on the counter!
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his glasses need cleaning
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He's a lot dirtier than you'd think
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, Arizonayou got this from Dateline?
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Danielle L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Accountant at Farm Credit Services Southwest in Casa Grande, ArizonaNo, I got it after seeing my cat pee in it one night...
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Elena N ·
Top 10 Elite · Lives in Chandler, ArizonaYikes! You should try putting the litter box on the floor.
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- No more votes.Karl H
Sometimes he can be a real hoser
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T W Scott M · Owner at Canuckian.com in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
If this is a Bob and Doug Mackenzie reference I'm laughing. ;-D
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Karl H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Pastor at Christ the Good Shepherd, Salem, OR in Tigard, OregonLaugh away that was indeed the reference.
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- No more votes.Pamela H
He has to be hosed off when I am done with him
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaWow, you really work a guy over!!
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Pamela H ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Retired in Houston, TexasHi Shane! Yep, they work up a sweat!
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganYup, you're doing it right.
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- No more votes.Rob H
he's a fixture in the men's room
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkSO smart!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaCongratulations Rob, on your shinny bright Gold Star. Good job!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Rob!
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- No more votes.Peggy H
my delicate undies were at his disposal
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaThank you, my friends! And a HAAPPY WEEKEND!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaMy finger slipped on the vitual keyboard!
- No more votes.Mark H
Came with detailed mounting instructions.
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisI hate guys like that.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, does it have to be that complicated!!
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Mark H · Lives in Roswell, Georgia
Not for me, but I hear that some guys are quite particular.
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- No more votes.Graham N
I always feel washed up when Im next to him
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Michele L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Columbus, OhioI can't believe this only has 3 votes, Graham. Hang in there. I enjoy your contributions to this game. :-)
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Michele L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Columbus, Ohio(Oh, for some reason, I was thinking that you hadn't been playing much lately...but I guess that would be ME)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Graham.
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Occasionally his pipes need cleaning
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William B ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Team Wrad in Republic, Missourihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxxNvfVfDB0
THESE PIPES, ARE CLEAN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxxNvfVfDB0THESE PIPES, ARE CLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!! clip from Cabin Boy Cabin Boy is a 1994 fantasy comedy film directed by Adam Resnick and produced by Tim Bur...
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! Do tell Bob :)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, sounds like a common problem!!
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I spit on him at least twice a day
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahaha! That's a guy vote if ever I've seen one. :)
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I hacked into his profile
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaTHis is good
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaThis so so so good. Hope you get noticed Brent :)
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Great post!
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