She's like a door...

She's had her share of hard knocks

I feel safer knowing she's locked up

She makes quite an entrance

bolted as soon as I got home

I've got a handle on her

helped me avoid the draft

first she was framed, then she was hung

She has walls up all around her

Always in a jamb

She offered me a way out

I pushed her to open up.

She has an entry level position with the company

you can only push her so far

works at a hole in the wall

got busted by the police.

got banged by Jehovah's Witnesses

I sometimes play with her locks

I ran into her last night

She became unhinged when we painted the room

swings both ways

I used her and walked out

She hit her threshold

she has a thing for mail men.

beneath that smooth veneer she's hollow inside

I hold the key to getting her to open up

instead of answering her, I pretend I'm not there

I won't leave home without her

Broke down during the robbery

slightly unhinged

I have her under lock and key

Once she let me in, I went out with her

she can be found swinging in saloons

She was my way into the country club

I love slamming her

She can do the electric slide

helped me come out of the closet

Matt got laid right in front of her

getting her to open up was key

I feel like I'm going in circles with her at times

let me in on the ground floor

I feel like an outsider half the time

I swear the FedEx guy is tapping her daily.

good at effectively ending arguments

slotted for a job in mail delivery

I had to go through her to get to where I am today

doesn't open up to strangers

she tried to hit me on the way out!

had her knockers installed

she breaks wind a lot

I beat a path to her

An open and shut case

Quite a swinger!

always hung up on something

her squeaking irritates me

I can't tell what's going on behind her facade

I had her doggy style in my kitchen

she's my only way out

She wouldn't budge so I gave her a swift kick

I couldn't get my package into her slit