Wordplay games to foster creativity and community.
OneUpMe.com is a community of creative thinkers who come together every day to play wordplay games. Every weekday, new topics are posted in a variety of games and players attempt to "one-up" each other in the cleverness of their responses. To get to know the site a bit more, check out the Archive to see some of the past games. Then check out the Forum to see the latest conversations.
Signs that your whole family hates you ...
e.g. They make you go to your room without dinner...and you're 50.
- No more votes.Chris W
They take a group family photo and ask you to be the photographer
- No more votes.Melissa G
Even though they're all a match, none of them will give you the kidney you need.
- No more votes.Chris M
They refuse to pay the $500 ransom to your kidnappers.
- No more votes.Vincent M
Your mom sells you on eBay.
- No more votes.Charlene A
They pretend to be surprised that you didn't know about your brother's wedding.
- No more votes.Jake H
They've cut you out of all the family photos
- No more votes.Neal G
Your chronic pain is the result of their voodoo doll.
- No more votes.Elena N
They don't invite you to the family reunion
- No more votes.John F
Your branch of the family tree is pruned
- No more votes.Linda B
They all defriend you on Facebook
- No more votes.Carrie K
They use your toothbrush to clean the toilet
- No more votes.Wayne T
They've blocked your number
- No more votes.Tina T
They forget your birthday, but remember the dogs
- No more votes.Jack P
They make you be the wheelbarrow in Monopoly.
- No more votes.Kimberly R
They sent you back to the adoption agency but you were not adopted
- No more votes.Jack S
They all pitch in and buy you a one way ticket to Siberia
- No more votes.Marillyn H
Only one left out of the will
- No more votes.Brad R
They encourage you to get in strangers' vans.
- No more votes.George H
They dress you up in a deer costume and send you out for a hike during hunting season
- No more votes.Laurie B
The sign "Black Sheep" hangs on your bedroom door
- No more votes.Ronan D
You have to sleep in the dog kennel while the dog uses your bed
- No more votes.Maxine R
You're never invited to Thanksgiving dinner.
- No more votes.Jeremy H
They send you on a cruise to Somolia.
- No more votes.Julie S
They mention your name in past tense
- No more votes.Caroline F
Whenever you go to the house they have a "Sold" sign in the front yard and no one's home
- No more votes.Alan F
They all emigrate to Australia without telling you
- No more votes.Grant S
They are paper training the puppy in your room.
- No more votes.Pamela H
They unfriended me.
- No more votes.Donna G
they put you in a paper bag and drop you off on the side of a country road.
- No more votes.David D
They keep you in a cage and feed you scraps
- No more votes.Tim L
No one invites you to the private family group on Facebook
- No more votes.Lynn W
They put out the Unwelcome mat
- No more votes.Michele L
On your child's third birthday, they all pitch in to get the loudest, most annoying toy they can find.
- No more votes.Darrell K
they constantly change the wifi passwords so you must go to McDonalds to access free wifi thus getting you out of their hair for the day
- No more votes.Karl H
They take you to New York for one of those "surprises" on Jerry Springer
- No more votes.Steve J
When you come home from work, even your dog growls at you
- No more votes.Mel S
They lock you in the car and leave you in a no parking zone.
- No more votes.Johnson S
They all chipped in to bring me some crack at the intervention
- No more votes.Dina D
They give you the deed to your burial plot for your sweet 16
- No more votes.Brian P
they talk about you as if you were dead, in front of you.
- No more votes.Conor D
They keep saying "shut up Meg!"
- No more votes.Kathy R
They change to unlisted phone numbers
- No more votes.Gp L
Your surprise birthday party is by yourself.
- No more votes.Tom S
They plan to bury you at sea and you're not dead yet
- No more votes.Michael J
they forget your wedding
- No more votes.Sylvia P
They tell you to commit suicide
- No more votes.Martha M
They take a new last name.
- No more votes.Tom H
You are the only topic during the airing of grievances!
- No more votes.Christopher H
The only reason you're alive is that stupid clause in your life insurance policy...
- No more votes.Cyn S
It's a holiday weekend and you spent more time with OUM peeps than you did with family
- No more votes.Elizabeth A
They personally walk you to the police station for jay walking.
- No more votes.Ski Z
The family has specialy trained an attack dog, that will only bite you at first whiff
- No more votes.Anne A
I'd ask them, but they won't see me or speak to me.
- No more votes.Carolyn S
they put you in a time out forever
- No more votes.Anne M
You're cut out of the will
- No more votes.Jenn V
they never address you directly