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May28
Signs that your whole family hates you ...
e.g. They make you go to your room without dinner...and you're 50.
There were 56 posts and 453 votes
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- No more votes.Melissa G
Even though they're all a match, none of them will give you the kidney you need.
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganYou can have mine.
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaNice! :)
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Christopher H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Online Mentor Teacher at racine unified in Racine, WisconsinElizabeth Taylor, Ladies and Gentlemen...
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- No more votes.Chris M
They refuse to pay the $500 ransom to your kidnappers.
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Kimberly R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaOh noooooo
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahaha, They could of redeemed their aluminum cans for that amount.
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- No more votes.Vincent M
Your mom sells you on eBay.
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! What did she get for ya? :)
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Vincent M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Jersey City, New JerseyA billion dollars!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaMaybe a million dollars. Hey that reminds me of a song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHacDYj8KZM.
If I Had $1,000,000 - Barenaked Ladies [BEST ONE]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHacDYj8KZM.If I had a million dollars. A MUST for any hardcore BNL fan. I made this for a project in school and it looked so good I decided to put it on here. 1,000,000...
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- No more votes.Neal G
Your chronic pain is the result of their voodoo doll.
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Carolyn S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Albuquerque, New MexicoThis was my first laugh of the day Neal, by the way I almost put in Hully Gully Gomberg in Hybrids today
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkThanks, Carolyn. I wish you had! It would have been my first laugh of the day.
- No more votes.Ronan D
You have to sleep in the dog kennel while the dog uses your bed
- No more votes.Maxine R
You're never invited to Thanksgiving dinner.
- No more votes.Caroline F
Whenever you go to the house they have a "Sold" sign in the front yard and no one's home
- No more votes.Michele L
On your child's third birthday, they all pitch in to get the loudest, most annoying toy they can find.
- No more votes.Darrell K
they constantly change the wifi passwords so you must go to McDonalds to access free wifi thus getting you out of their hair for the day
- No more votes.Christopher H
The only reason you're alive is that stupid clause in your life insurance policy...
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- No more votes.Anne A
I'd ask them, but they won't see me or speak to me.
Greg O and 2 peopleKimberly R
Ski Z like this-
Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHa! :D
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She has delusions of adequacy. - Brian B
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Chris M ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, Michigan
That's sad.
11 months ago · 2 peopleLaurie B ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Paradise, California
good one Chris
11 months ago · 1 personGreg O ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Austin, Texas
I thought it as supposed to be an honor?
11 months ago · 1 person